Kent Bazemore meets his new agent.

Kent Bazemore on the face of every durag would be the most amazing thing ever.

Metta World Peace was high off anesthetics after knee surgery.

Nothing strange, just Metta World Peace talking about parties and alcohol under the influences of anesthetics after his knee surgery. He looks completely normal to me.

Boris Diaw's nose canon.

Classic head check at the end there, Mr. Diaw.

Let's take a closer look.

Via: @Steve_OS

Gross. I know how you feel Boris. Runny noses are the worst noses.

Dallas Mavericks spoof Super Bowl commercial.

The Dallas Mavericks' video team has been on a roll lately, but I am not too sure, how I feel about this one. You can watch the original ad here, it is nothing different. You just get the kids' real heads instead of Maverick faces. The video team totally whiffed this one though, they got it all wrong when they put Darren Collison in bear wrestling. We all know that is a thing Chris Kaman would totally do. He is the huntsman of the group. Seriously, go check out his twitter account, it is literally riddled with dead animals and guns (NSFW or weak stomachs). Strange dude.

Chris Paul's twin brother, Cliff Paul rescues Kenny Smith in a State Farm Commercial.

Come on Kenny, your "Jet" days are gone. How are you going to try the infamously overrated Blake Griffin car dunk at the age of 47. Man, you don't even have hair anymore. And how did you end up through the windshield when you approached the car from the side? If anything, you would end up stuck in the window of the passenger seat. There is a lot of investigating to do Cliff Paul, this is obviously an act of insurance fraud.

Kevin Garnett tells his daughter to go to bed in his post game interview.

After a hard fought win over the Toronto Raptors last night, Kevin Garnett, who dropped a game-high 27 points at the Air Canada Center, had a message for his daughter in his post game interview.

This nothing particularly new, he has done it once before, but never with profanity. I am sure Mrs. Garnett won't be too please to hear that. You can't blame him for trying to be a good dad though, he wants to make sure his daughter, who may or may not be staying up late to watch her dad play, is ready for school tomorrow. And when Kevin Garnett tells you to go to sleep, you do it.

The problem is that even if he is your dad, how can actually sleep after he gives you a stare. There is no way you will fall asleep without any trouble and if you do, nightmares wil likely occur. Just look at it. Not too long, you don't want your soul stolen.

Sweet dreams.

Metta World Peace learns to conquer fears from kids.

I don't know if that girl improvised that line or someone wrote it for her. Whoever came up with it, is a genius. Metta is killing it in the corner threes though, but the Lakers are still three wins away from being .500.

J.R. Smith missed everything on his free throw attempt.

Not all that surprising considering what he tweeted yesterday.

Never change, J.R. Smith, never change. Except maybe for your nickname, "Swish" is now no longer applicable. "Mike Woodson .GIF creator" is more fitting.

Nate Robinson takes the Atlanta Hawks to the playground.

There are advantages of being small in the league, take this for an example. If Nate wasn't so small, he wouldn't have gotten through the terrible Atlanta trap and played a fun game of "where did the ball go" with his opponents. I reckoned that the Bulls might had a little more fun than the Hawks though, seeing that they took out ATL with ease and did it in the absence of three starters. 

NBA Bloopers of January 2013.

This edition comes with cartoon sound effects.

Caron Butler used his veteran tricks to fool Jonas Valaciunas.

Down 27 points, Caron Butler decided to fake out the rookie, Jonas Valaciunas for an extra steal to up his fantasy value. I hope you didn't bench him.

In amidst of Russell Westbrook's tantrum, a poor kid was left hanging.

On Thursday night, in the Memphis Grizzlies vs. Oklahoma City Thunder game, Russell Westbrook had a little tantrum after a "miscommunication" with his teammates. The entire sequence can be seen below, accompanied with commentary from the guys back in the TNT studio.

The worst part in all of this, besides the fact that Russell Westbrook never acknowledged his mistake, was that a young fan of his, did not receive an ounce of acknowledgement, as the Thunder point guard leaves for the locker room to calm down. Completely crushing the soul of a little boy.

Via: SB Nation

That's not cool, bruh. The kid only wanted a high five from his favorite player, but no, you had to leave him hanging like that, scarring him for the rest of his life and now, he is going to dedicate every last second of it, planning revenge on you. One day, when you are in the mood for high fives, he will be there, and you won't remember him. Just as you reach out your hand to give him the love he once deserved, he will withdraw at the last second, inflicting the same pain that he suffered for years on to you and shaming you in front of your loving fans. You have been warned.

Jameer Nelson bounces passes his shot into the basket.

I guess Orlando does possess some type of magical powers. It's too bad that in the only time it works, it didn't count. At least Kevin Garnett wasn't around to block your shot after the play.

According to Kobe Bryant, if he was a point guard, he would be the best.

With the Lakers struggling to find consistent success in their season, Kobe Bryant has opted to be a facilitator in the past week to get his teammates going for the first time in his career. Not only has he dished out 10+ dimes in the last 3 games, he actually has less field goal attempts than assists in all three victories. While I do believe this sudden change in Kobe's demeanor benefits his team, there is something that just feels wrong with this "New" Kobe.

Frankly, I think we can all agree that scoring Kobe is a cooler Kobe. If he shared the ball as much as he had in the past 3 games of this season, his career would have never been linked to Shaq drama (including a rap about tasting butts), Smush Parker stories and every single appealing thing about the Black Mamba would cease to exist.

Can you imagine a world with a Kobe like that? I don't even want to live in that world.We have come to know Kobe as a man that strives for nothing but perfection. A man, wired completely different than others. Basketball was his obsession and all he wanted was to be the best. Some would say he was a maniac, as he works hours on hours in the gym, alone. Shutting the whole world out with the sound of the basketball swishing through the hoop. His accolades speak for themselves. He has won multiple titles by being the offensive mastermind that forgets his teammates' existence and will shoot over double teams. We groan as the ball is released, but cheers explode as we watch him make those all too familiar shots that were once deemed impossible. If he wasn't the scorer he is today, we would never have a Kobe that makes Matrix references and that is not okay.

This dude is the coolest. No one will ever have his supreme confidence and ability to answer questions with nonchalance. He didn't even bat an eyelash when he said that he would be the best point guard if he ever played that position.

Every single one of Kobe Bryant's reactions to bad calls by NBA Officials.

Kobe Bryant pulled out his entire repertoire of reactions on this miscall.

Let's review all 6 (In order).

1. Frustration ball pound

2. Classic jump at the shock of the call.

3. What did I do hands

4. Kobe Frown, plus pursed lips combo

5. Followed by the headshake in disagreement, utilized by every NBA player

6. And finished with the iconic "No-Way" evil smirk.

This is a work of art on its own, beautiful execution and smooth transitions, 10/10. Thank you Basketball Gods, for giving us the gift of Kobe. Nobody does it better.

Glen Davis uses the power of words to will his hook shot into the basket.

This is why every single NBA game should be mic'd up. All games should give you an option to choose between the regular broadcast with color commentary and an all-access feature that allows you to hear what goes on in the game. It would be great to hear what some of these guys say to each other in games. We can get in on the trash talking, funny stories and maybe even rookies asking veterans how to do their laundry. Who knows? So please David Stern, let us pay more money to watch our favorite sport.

Kobe Bryant doesn't find the New Orleans Pelicans intimidating.

Are we really going to have to do this again? Take my advice, Kobe and do some research on the Pelicans. Besides, who are you to say that Pelicans are not scary, your team name is Lakers for God's sake. What the hell is that? LA doesn't even have lakes. And if there were any, Pelicans would live there and do things like this.

Yea, keep laughing. Pelicans are totally not frightening and incapable of eating snakes. Oh, wait they have actually been known to eat snakes, and also happen to be a protective symbol against snakes in Ancient Egypt. What do you say now, Black Mamba.

Sixers Fans chanted "Honey Nut Cheerios" during Carmelo's freethrows.

Last Thursday, in the New York Knicks vs. Boston Celtics rematch at the TD Garden, any Cheerios-related items brought in by the fans were confiscated by security. For those of you, who are out of the loop on the whole Cheerios fiasco between Kevin Garnett and Melo, I will summarize it for you in a sentence. Basically, a few weeks ago, during the first Celtics vs, Knicks game of the season, Kevin Garnett reportedly said Melo's wife, Lala tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios and Melo didn't take it too well. Since then, the internet has kept relevant, making a non issue into a thing that will forever haunt Carmelo for the rest of his NBA career. Taking advantage of this known fact, Philadelphia 76ers fans decided to chant the popular General Mills cereal on Saturday in an attempt to get the Knick to miss his free throws. It didn't work, but Melo did get a little chuckle from it.

Keep it classy Philly fans, you are not making any friends in this league by chanting a possible misquote reported on Twitter or cheering for injuries to other players.

LeBron James and the Miami Heat visits the White House.

When a NBA team wins a Championship, they get invited to the White House to meet the President. While I don't know why it holds any significance, as the event is really just a press conference about something that happened 6 months ago, it is a big honor to be congratulated by the man who runs the country. I don't live in the U.S., so I don't fully understand the perception of Obama, but he seems pretty cool. Shout to South Dakota, you were only funny because Mike Miller yelled you out. Only Mike Miller can do that.

Via: Ben Golliver of SI

Charles Barkley hijacked a local Phoenix Newscast and did the weather.

Just when you thought that Charles Barkley might be retiring from doing the Inside the NBA for TNT, he goes and shows up on your local news without notice. Aside from being terrible at doing color commentary, his back up plan to work as a weather man will likely not work out.

Cool transition from the weather to talking about your plants. It is always good to engage a conversation that no one cares about with a weatherman. Stick with half time show, you only have to work on Thursdays. I know Shaq get be a little annoying, but it is only 6 hours. You can take 6 hours of mumbling and yelling right?