Showing posts with label Charles Barkley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charles Barkley. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Charles Barkley may or may not have wet his pants in this photo with a fan.

TOUGH STAIN, BRUH. Via: Reddit
Chuck is a real man of the people. Dude was probably making a beeline to the washroom, when this gentleman in the fancy jacket above, asked him for the picture. Respect.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Charles Barkley gets his groove on at Ray Allen's 38th birthday party.


Charles Barkley dancing to Lil Jon's "Get Low"? YEP.


Charles Barkley spitting game all over a random old lady? Also yep.

I want to be Charles Barkley when I grow up.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Charles Barkley lays down the ultimate "Kazaam" smack on Shaq.


I going to miss these guys, why can't the finals be on TNT? CHUCK FOREVER.

Shaq falls off his chair in the attempt to reel in the "Charles" whale on Inside the NBA.


MAN OVERBOARD. I really hope this is a sign from the Basketball Gods, alluding to the future departure of Shaq from Inside the NBA. Can you (guys) take Reggie Miller with him too? Please and thank you.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Charles, Kenny and Shaq clowns Dwyane Wade's flower jacket.


That jacket is not okay, Dwyane. In what world did you pick that thing up and said it would look good on you or anyone for that matter. Can you please do everyone a solid and just hire a stylist with eyes capable of sight? The one you currently have probably hates you anyways. And what is wrong with a nice suit these days? You are a professional basketball player, dress like one.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'neal's Three Point Contest.


In fairness, Shaq was in his cellphone salesman short sleeve, which allows for a wider range of motion compared to what Charles had on. But way too disappoint again, Chuck. This is the second time this week, now thanks to you, Shaq is going to keep running mouth about the "I make them when it counts" theory that he made up to get people off his back about his free throw shooting struggles.

Charles Barkley does not know the correct pronunciation of "Wi-Fi."


"WEE FEE," AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T BREATHE. DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE, CHUCK.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Shaq fends off Charles Barkley's tackle attempt.


I am super disappointed in you, Chuck. Now we are never going to hear the end of it on TNT, thanks a lot.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Stephen Curry gets into a verbal altercation with a Nuggets fan.


If we went by your rules Chuck, every game with Metta World Peace would be a blood bath. I am sure you have seen footage of the Malice at the Palace. Not a great idea.

Also, nice towel grab, Carl Landry, that's one way to stand up for your teammate.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Charles Barkley and Shaq's Bench Press Competition.


I swear these two despise each other. But who would really believe that Chuck would out-bench Shaq. Class TNT gag.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Kenny Smith sanitizes his hands after slapping five with Charles Barkley.


There are a few possible conclusions to why Kenny had to sanitize his hands after giving his fellow studio analyst five.

1. Charles Barkley just blew his nose and Kenny was sanitizing for precautionary measures.

2. Charles Barkley just ate a donut and there were still remnants of syrup on his hands.

3. Charles Barkley just moisturized his hand with the vaseline stored in his navel.

4. Charles Barkley just kissed Dick Bavetta again and that alone should be a good enough reason for Kenny's action.

5. Charles Barkley just went to washroom and as his co-analyst for the past 14 years, Kenny knew Chuck's exact washroom habits/etiquette and it does not involve any kind of hand washing.

While number two was probably the most accurate conclusion drawn, let's see what you guys have in the comments.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Charles Barkley and Alec Baldwin stars in Capital One March Madness promos.


I thought you were on Weight Watchers, dude. Hot dogs are not okay.


Just look at those drawers, Charles. This is what tube meat will do to you.
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If you are interested, you can watch the rest of the promos here, but they are not as nearly funny as the ones above.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Kenny Smith and his family in new Hyundai Commercials.


Just a game? I don't know what Kenny's cute kid is playing, but don't you tell anybody to calm down after beating a video game. If I finish first place in Mario Kart in a 150cc Star Cup, you let me celebrate. Do you know how hard Rainbow Road is, Kenny? One wrong move and you fall off into a black infinite space. Anyways, there are two more commercial featuring the Smiths, both of which share the common theme of bagging Kenny in some sort of way.


Days were better when new jack swing was cool. We, as a society should really embrace it again.


This was my favorite. Sorry, Kenny. You know you were crucial to your teams success.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Charles Barkley appears as a contestant on "The Price Is Right."


This week on "The Price Is Right," Charles Barkley was invited down to the studio to participate in the game as part of the celebrity week. Usually contestants of the show try to guess the correct prices for items shown to win prizes. But Charles was there to win money for the charity of his choice. After following along with Charles, I finished with only one correct answer. Other than the dress, I overestimated everything. What did you guys get? Man, if a Kenny Smith card is worth $1.50, I wonder what I can get for my Luke Walton rookie card. At least $10 bucks, right? Those two championships with the Lakers has to mean for something.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Charles Barkley used to store Vaseline in his navel.


Were chap-sticks not a thing in the 80's? If they were, what was wrong with Chuck? Do you know anything about personal hygiene?

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Charles Barkley vs. The World's Fastest Free throw Shooter.

Via: Jay Leno Facebook
Charles Barkley was a guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night to face off against the World's fastest free throw shooter. The retired-player-turned-analyst and Bob Fisher had 30 seconds to hit as many free throws as possible in that span of time.



Charles got it going late, but he never really had a chance. That dude shot his free throws as if he was at a pop-a-shot machine. He obviously replicated Matt Bonner's stroke (no, seriously it is pretty similar). Which probably explains why he holds 14 free throw shooting records in world.