CHRIS BOSH VIDEOBOMBS ARE BACK.

I knew you wouldn't let me down, big fella.

LeBron James has some jacked up toes.

THIS IS NOT PHOTO-SHOPPED. The scientists must have made a mistake during the creation of LeBorg.

Via: YBF

LeBron James wins the dunk contest in new Nike ad.

None of that made any sense, but a between-the-legs-off-the-backboard two handed dunk after 10 years of waiting? Why Nike? Stop it, we already gave up all hope.

LeBron James dances in his Dr. J get-up.

I don't really know why LeBron is dressed as Dr. J, but I really wish this is for a new "Business LeBron" commercial.

LeBron James drags off-road vehicles in his workout.

THIS CAN NOT BE HUMAN.

LeBron James dunked on a kid from just inside the free-throw line in high school.

Yep, that's definitely LeBron alright. No one reacts to referee calls with the same disgust. Also, the fake icy-hot patches basically gave it away. It's obvious those were to cover up the scars of his newly attached artificial cyborgs limbs, before he gets his arms completely tatted up to hide them. I KNOW YOUR SECRET, BRON.

Via: Reddit

LeBron James has his own personal 24/7 hotel room DJ.

Okay, I get how this is kind of cool, to have your own 24/7 DJ, but after 365 days of waking up to Lion King's "Circle of Life," and leaving the toilet to the Rocky's "Gonna Fly Now (training theme)," right after a huge dump, there's no way you would not get sic... WAIT! I THINK I JUST CONVINCED MYSELF THAT THIS IS IN FACT TOTALLY AWESOME AND I WANT ONE, LIKE NOW. Hopefully he can get here before my first coffee tomorrow morning.

Derrick Rose says Derrick Rose is the best NBA player right now.

Love ya, Derrick, but nope. You are up against a cyborg, there is like, almost no hope.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: LeBron James be fixing his hair.

"I ain't got no worries," he said. Via: SB Nation

No LeBron, brushing hair towards your receding hair line, will not hide anything. Besides, what you really should be worried about is that expensive bell-boy look you have on. It pains me to say this, but even Dwyane Wade is dressed better than you and he, well he wore this once.

LeBron James has his own special Sprite can.

Hey LeBron, if you really want to thank Sprite, maybe you could enter the next Sprite Slam Dunk contest? Please? I know you will probably respond with a "no," but it's worth a shot.

Via: LeBron James Instagram

LeBron James releases a sneak peak of his rap cover of "N****s in Paris."

I guess lip-syncing(/singing-along) just isn't enough to get LeBron James in the zone. But did he really have to do this rapping thing? KD kind of has the best player-rapper title, poor Kevin will probably have to settle for second again. Dude can't catch a break.

Via: LeBron James Instagram

LeBron James is not impressed by his son's dunk on two poor kids.

But LeBron, THEY JUST GOT DUNKED ON. Yep, yep, they were standing in the way, so he jumped up in the air, and dunked it on their face.

Via: LeBron James Instagram

LeBron James graces the cover of Sports Illustrated.

SUPER CLOSE-UP. Via: @NBA

It's not the greastest angle, but once you run it through the CSI enhancement program which I totally possess, a few times, it's not that bad of a photo.

ENHANCE.

MUCH BETTER.

If Metta World Peace could choose any two players to join the Lakers, who would they be?

Luke Walton, 2 Rings > Kevin Durant, No Rings. Yup, LOGIC.

LeBron James talks about losing his headband in Game 6 of the NBA Finals.

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Sit down Juwan, nobody wants your headbands from the 1950's. Jeez.

The Miami Heat looks back at their 2012-2013 season.

It's a shame they didn't interview Mario Chalmers about his strangely hynoptic dance. I really wanted to know how it all came about.

Just look at this.

I KNOW, IT'S INCREDIBLE.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: LeBron is dancin' in yo face.

Sorry in advance for possible epilepsy. Via: Reddit

ALL UP IN YO FACE.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: All of LeBron's Game 7 Shots.

This is pretty amazing. Poor Spurs. Via: BDL

SO. MANY. LEBRONS.

LeBron James already lost his Championship trophy.

BRAG BRAG BRAG-GITTY BRAG BRAG. I am happy for you, but no one likes a bragger, LeBron.

OHHH SHINY. Via: @mrtonyali

Okay, maybe a little.

Via: LeBron's Instagram

Numbers say LeBron James could possibly surpass Michael Jordan.

Can we just STOP COMPARING THESE TWO AND ENJOY LEBRON FOR WHO HE IS NOW. THEY PLAYED IN DIFFERENT ERAS, NONE OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE VALID.