The Dallas Mavericks made their own SpongeBob intro.

That's it. They win. The Mavericks are the greatest internet team of all time. 

John Wall gets the first flop warning of the season.

For shame, John, it's only been three days.

DeAndre Jordan can't believe he didn't get the foul.

He still can't believe it.

Via: @netw3rk

The Dallas Mavericks cover "What does the fox say?"

I don't know what any of that was, but I love it. The Mavs won the internet before their season even started. This is going to be a great year.

CHRIS BOSH VIDEOBOMBS ARE BACK.

I knew you wouldn't let me down, big fella.

Kyrie Irving, Nate Robinson and Maya Moore stars in a new Uncle Drew ad.

WELCOME BACK, NBA. MISSED YOU.

Gregg Popovich trolls Craig Sager in preseason.

Treasure this, Craig, because if you are lucky enough, that's about the most words you will get from Pop in the entire 2013/2014 season.

Andray Blatche videobombs Joe Johnson.

NBA basketball is great and all, but you have no idea how much I missed silly things like this. Don't let me down, Chris Bosh.

Derrick Rose loses Reggie Jackson with the signature crossover.

WHERE DID THE BALL GO, REGGIE? DERRICK ROSE IS BACK, BABY. (Okay, I know he didn't score, but LET ME BE HAPPY.)

Metta World Peace scares off Tyler Hansbrough.

CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY.

The Milwaukee Bucks' Starbucks Drake Hands.

Yea, you are here. This is that side of the internet you've been missing.

Andray Blatche and Brook Lopez do Brooklyn Cookie Dance.

Brook Lopez did way better than I expected, at least he did, until that freestyle happened.

Stephen Curry's 3-point celebration dance.

I don't know how and where Stephen Curry came up with those dance moves, but I am definitely stealing them for the next rap themed party at my grandpa's retirement home.

Chandler Parsons cops a feel of Jeremy Lin's butt.

AWWW... THESE TWO ARE THE CUTEST. Long live the bromance.

Jeremy Lin takes on Papa Lin's extreme workout.

Old people LOVE their hook shots. They also love telling you how the NBA has gone soft. Oh, Dads.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: J.R. Smith impersonates Mike Woodson.

PERFECT, SO PERFECT.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: MILWAUKEE BUCKS WINGSPAN.

Red Rover, Red Rover. Via: Reddit

DUDES, THAT IS 22 FEET OF ARMS. 

Ben Mclemore and Patrick Patterson puts Travis Outlaw on Dunk Cam.

OH MY GOD. THIS IS GENIUS.

(P.S. Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I am not dead. I just have a bunch of school work to do lately. Regular posts should resume in the opening week of the NBA season. 27 DAYS!)

Stephen Curry pulls off a windmill dunk.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NOOO STOP... phew. Don't scare me like that again, Steph.

Derrick Rose crosses up ninjas, sumo wrestlers, samurais and fans in Japan.

Derrick Rose vs. Ninjas, Fans and Sumo Wrestler.

Derrick Rose vs. Samurais.

Confession time, guys. Up until this video surfaced on the internet, I had my doubts about Derrick Rose's return and wasn't really convinced that he would return to the player he was before tearing his left ACL in the 2012 postseason. But it seems like my concerns have all been addressed, because there is no way you can cross up ninjas, and samurais with a busted knee. And if there is, I don't want to believe it.