Showing posts with label Kenny Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kenny Smith. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Charles Barkley lays down the ultimate "Kazaam" smack on Shaq.


I going to miss these guys, why can't the finals be on TNT? CHUCK FOREVER.

Shaq falls off his chair in the attempt to reel in the "Charles" whale on Inside the NBA.


MAN OVERBOARD. I really hope this is a sign from the Basketball Gods, alluding to the future departure of Shaq from Inside the NBA. Can you (guys) take Reggie Miller with him too? Please and thank you.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Charles, Kenny and Shaq clowns Dwyane Wade's flower jacket.


That jacket is not okay, Dwyane. In what world did you pick that thing up and said it would look good on you or anyone for that matter. Can you please do everyone a solid and just hire a stylist with eyes capable of sight? The one you currently have probably hates you anyways. And what is wrong with a nice suit these days? You are a professional basketball player, dress like one.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'neal's Three Point Contest.


In fairness, Shaq was in his cellphone salesman short sleeve, which allows for a wider range of motion compared to what Charles had on. But way too disappoint again, Chuck. This is the second time this week, now thanks to you, Shaq is going to keep running mouth about the "I make them when it counts" theory that he made up to get people off his back about his free throw shooting struggles.

Charles Barkley does not know the correct pronunciation of "Wi-Fi."


"WEE FEE," AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T BREATHE. DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE, CHUCK.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Shaq fends off Charles Barkley's tackle attempt.


I am super disappointed in you, Chuck. Now we are never going to hear the end of it on TNT, thanks a lot.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Charles Barkley and Shaq's Bench Press Competition.


I swear these two despise each other. But who would really believe that Chuck would out-bench Shaq. Class TNT gag.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Kenny Smith sanitizes his hands after slapping five with Charles Barkley.


There are a few possible conclusions to why Kenny had to sanitize his hands after giving his fellow studio analyst five.

1. Charles Barkley just blew his nose and Kenny was sanitizing for precautionary measures.

2. Charles Barkley just ate a donut and there were still remnants of syrup on his hands.

3. Charles Barkley just moisturized his hand with the vaseline stored in his navel.

4. Charles Barkley just kissed Dick Bavetta again and that alone should be a good enough reason for Kenny's action.

5. Charles Barkley just went to washroom and as his co-analyst for the past 14 years, Kenny knew Chuck's exact washroom habits/etiquette and it does not involve any kind of hand washing.

While number two was probably the most accurate conclusion drawn, let's see what you guys have in the comments.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Kenny Smith and his family in new Hyundai Commercials.


Just a game? I don't know what Kenny's cute kid is playing, but don't you tell anybody to calm down after beating a video game. If I finish first place in Mario Kart in a 150cc Star Cup, you let me celebrate. Do you know how hard Rainbow Road is, Kenny? One wrong move and you fall off into a black infinite space. Anyways, there are two more commercial featuring the Smiths, both of which share the common theme of bagging Kenny in some sort of way.


Days were better when new jack swing was cool. We, as a society should really embrace it again.


This was my favorite. Sorry, Kenny. You know you were crucial to your teams success.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Chris Paul's twin brother, Cliff Paul rescues Kenny Smith in a State Farm Commercial.


Come on Kenny, your "Jet" days are gone. How are you going to try the infamously overrated Blake Griffin car dunk at the age of 47. Man, you don't even have hair anymore. And how did you end up through the windshield when you approached the car from the side? If anything, you would end up stuck in the window of the passenger seat. There is a lot of investigating to do Cliff Paul, this is obviously an act of insurance fraud.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Charles Barkley is afraid of a stuffed rabbit toy.

Via: @cjzero
Here is the entire segment, where you can watch the entire crew laugh at Chuck and comparing Chinese Zodiacs.


The description were pretty spot on, besides Shaq's "self-control" and Charles's attractiveness, I would say they were accurate. Oh yea, and the monkey joke was not funny, please don't do it again. Implying racism don't usually go well. Happy Chinese New Year to those who celebrate it. Have a good one on Sunday.

Bonus Clip: Shaqtin' a Fool just because it is always funny.


In case you don't remember, Shaq just lied to everyone on television. Airballed here, airballed here and there are probably a few hundred more.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Kenny Smith and the TNT Crew clowned Charles Barkley in the halftime show.

Ain't No Shame in My Game.
If you haven't been following Thursday NBA basketball on TNT lately, let me fill you in on what you missed out. Charles Barkley has recently embraced eyebrow waxing in his beauty routine and obviously the guys back in the TNT studio are giving him a rough for time for it. You know the guys will never let him hear the end of it. So when Charles Barkley went down to Phoenix to do color commentary instead of the usual halftime gig, the fellas ripped him apart. They dedicated the entire show to roasting Charles and it was hilarious.


It is okay Charles, they hate you because you are beautiful and totally not for doing something emasculating. They are not those kind of people, right? 

Bonus Video: Shaq got jumped by one of the TNT staff members earlier in the show.


Please don't come back. Don't worry, Chris Webber will fill the void.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Charles Barkley doesn't know how to tie his own tie.


Just to clarify, Charles Barkley is a 49 year old, former NBA All Star that apparently has no idea how to put his tie together.


I guess when you are knee-deep in money, you don't need to know how to do the essential things in life, because you can always get someone to do it for you. I, myself, am not a tie tying expert either, but I do believe that was a half windsor, right? I have only done my tie once and avoided doing it again by leaving it in the knot. Please don't tell me that I am the only one that does this. It is not weird.

Via: The 700 Level

Friday, January 11, 2013

The Best NBA Bloopers of the Week (Shaqtin' A Fool).


In Shaq's only positive contribution off the court, he brings you this week's best NBA bloopers. I usually have these covered in my blog, but I missed most of it this week. So enjoy a couple of old dudes cracking up over a compilation of fails, you can't start the first week of 2013 any better than this.

Kendrick Perkins had something about his terrible Magic Johnson impression:
He can laugh? Wait, so you are telling me that Kendrick Perkins is owning up to his mistake and actually acknowledged the hilarity in his turnover? This guy?
Via: SBNation

Edit: I added the Bloopers of the Month as a bonus.


Friday, December 28, 2012

Kenny, Charles, Ernie and Shaq makes their 2013 New Year's Resolution on "Inside the NBA."


I can't even tell if Shaq is trying to make jokes or find every single opportunity to show off anymore.

Bonus: Probably the best Shaqtin' a Fool of 2012. I still hate Shaq in the studio, but this segments is almost good enough to keep him on air.


Monday, December 17, 2012

Cute NBA x TNT Christmas Commercial.


Can someone please call their parents and tell them that bobble heads are the worst presents for kids? I mean, you can't play with it or anything. The 8 year old me would have gone into a full meltdown. Kind of like the N64 kid but fueled with anger instead of the joy that is receiving what you wished for. I can't promise you that my parents wouldn't have tinsel around their neck a second after opening that present. Kids are a lot smarter than you think.

Anyways, (Early) Happy Holidays.

Friday, December 14, 2012

You can apply to be Charles Barkley's intern.


Have you ever wondered what it would be like to work for a retired profession NBA superstar? Well, Charles Barkley is here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. If you don't mind being on call 24/7 with his food, listening to Chuck repeating himself over a thousand times and working without any compensation besides the satisfaction of hanging around him, go apply to be his intern now on his official website.

Here is some tips from the guys in the TNT studio:


Good Luck.

Oh, and if this helped you get the gig, please send me videos of Charles's golf swing.

Friday, November 30, 2012

David Lee is the White Chris Webber - said obviously by Shaq.


In conclusion, Shaq is a stupid, egocentric, attention-seeking whore of an ex-NBA player that has no place on a NBA analyst panel and should F***ing grow up. You are not funny, the Ph.D you have is a joke, you have no respect for others (particularly to Charles Barkley, who did not once get into your face over conversations) and if you ever find yourself having to repeat your own punchlines to get a laugh (something you do on every single broadcast), just know that you are making a fool out of yourself. Someone please get that walking P.O.S. off TV. You were a great player and should just leave it at that, even Kenny thinks you are insane.

Via: @cjzero