Dwyane Wade inhales helium from a balloon for fun.

I have always wondered what I would sound like as Alvin the Chipmunk, but nooo, mama said helium balloons were dangerous. Which is probably right, because if I had some chipmunk gas and sang Boyz II Men, I would surely have all the girls in seventh grade back then, and maybe the girl in the ponytail that's always hanging by the monkey bars would have noticed me. *sadface* Who knew girls weren't into dandelions picked from the school yard. I thought I was a genius at the time too.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: What is Paul George wearing?

Why are pleather shirts even a thing? Via: paul_george24

Good heavens, Paul George. Not you too. The 70's green amoeba shirt was a once fun time thing, but this, this is on some Russell Westbrook x Dwyane Wade level fit. Please stop now. You are walking down a dark path.

The Miami Heat looks back at their 2012-2013 season.

It's a shame they didn't interview Mario Chalmers about his strangely hynoptic dance. I really wanted to know how it all came about.

Just look at this.

I KNOW, IT'S INCREDIBLE.

Dwyane Wade's 10 year old son, Zaire, is already very good at basketball.

Do all left handed guards play the same, or do they all watch some kind of mandatory Manu Ginobili basketball tutorial tapes at birth? Probably the latter, right? And if so, where can I get my hands on those tapes? I NEED TO KNOW OF ITS EXISTENCE. I am left handed, by the way, but I do this weird thing where I shoot the basketball right handed, sort of like Larry Bird, which is kind of cool, and not really, because I am not all that great. SO I REALLY NEED IT.

Via: TBJ

Check out Dwyane Wade's Heat Championship Edition Socks.

ALL THE COLORS. Via: Dwyane Wade's Instagram

See guys, this is exactly what I told you would happen when you gave Dwyane Wade his own line of socks. I warned you.

Dwyane Wade confesses his love to his 3 Championship trophies.

Seriously Dwyane? You too? Really not helping with the whole "everybody hates the Miami Heat" thing.

Via: Dwyane Wade's Instagram

Dwyane Wade tries to get his knee drunk after winning the title.

Weird. Via: Reddit

It's not as effective as the presumably large volumes of cortisone you are on, but I guess it couldn't hurt to give it a try.

LeBron James guns down Dwyane Wade's face with champagne.

Chill, LeBron. You are going to melt Dwyane Wade's eyes off. Via: SB Nation

Not the most efficient way to consume alcohol,  but you can do whatever you want after winning the NBA championship. Crazy kids.

Congratulations to the Miami Heat, NBA Champions 2012-2013.

Your 2013 NBA Champions, Miami Heat. (Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Your 2013 NBA Finals MVP, LeBron James. (Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images)

Thank you, NBA. See you next October!

(P.S. Can someone please give Manu a hug for me, please.)

Joey Crawford wants Dwyane Wade to stop yelling at him.

Remember, this man once broke his finger calling a technical foul. The new-age NBA has made you soft, Joey.

Dwyane Wade wears his nickname, W.O.W, around his neck.

Via: @cjzero

Remember how great of an idea it was for Dwyane Wade to nickname himself, W.O.W., so he would always be synonymously linked to random calls by announcers in awe? Well, it's still a thing and really, it's kind of sad at this point. The worst part is that he can't even go back to being "Flash," because, you know, knees.

Via: TBJ

Jimmy Kimmel's Guillermo interviews the Heat and Spurs on NBA media day.

Although Manu has driven Coach Pop past insanity in multiple occasions through out his career, he really did Pop proud with his elegant short answer. Truly a student of the game.

Manu Ginobili fakes out Dwyane Wade for the two handed slam.

Yes, Manu can still dunk, and MANU DUNKS ARE STILL THE BEST KIND OF DUNKS.

NBA TV's "So Much More" 2013 Finals Promo.

DUDEBROS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SUPER-HYPED I AM RIGHT NOW. THINK I MIGHT GO DO A MILLION BENCH PRESSES, BUT INSTEAD OF ACTUAL WEIGHTS I AM GOING TO USE MY LAPTOP AND MAYBE MAKE OCCASIONAL STOPS TO USE THE INTERNET. I AM SURE I GOING TO DO AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Dwyane Wade's flop on Ian Mahinmi.

NEXT LEVEL FLOPPING. Via: @cjzero

Okay, now this is getting ridiculous. But for the sake of NBA's image, let's just say his "knee" gave out.

Dwyane Wade's prison themed orange suit.

MY EYES. Via: @cjzero

Just when you thought Dwyane Wade couldn't wear anything worse, he steals an orange jumpsuit from the pen and slimmed it down. Come on, dude.

Amir Johnson meets the Miami Google team.

BOOM. SHOTS FIRED.

Dwyane Wade surprises high school senior at prom.

Poor dude, never would he have thought that he would be sharing his prom date on the biggest night of his life. The worst part is, even if Dwyane Wade only stayed for one dance, it is more than enough to take away the mind his date for the rest of the night. You know he is not getting anything but a sympathy kiss on the cheek at the end of the dance. Stay strong, my man.

Dwyane Wade does not do full length pants.

NO, JUST NO. Via: SB Nation

Seriously? First, the flower jacket and now you won't even put on pants that will cover up your legs? No wonder your knee won't heal, how is it suppose to, when you wear pants that cut off blood flow to your lower limbs. Look, Dwyane, I am sure you are a nice guy and has a lot of friends, but whoever let you out of the house in whatever that is, needs to be out of your life (and fav 5). Permanently.

Chris Bosh repeatedly rubs his butt in the Heat's pregame huddle.

Oh Chris Bosh, you are so weird.