Chris Webber does a complete play-by-play of the ice cream couple.

Chris Webber is the best, if he never gets a big time analyst gig, he has a pretty good future in voice acting.

Sixers Fans chanted "Honey Nut Cheerios" during Carmelo's freethrows.

Last Thursday, in the New York Knicks vs. Boston Celtics rematch at the TD Garden, any Cheerios-related items brought in by the fans were confiscated by security. For those of you, who are out of the loop on the whole Cheerios fiasco between Kevin Garnett and Melo, I will summarize it for you in a sentence. Basically, a few weeks ago, during the first Celtics vs, Knicks game of the season, Kevin Garnett reportedly said Melo's wife, Lala tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios and Melo didn't take it too well. Since then, the internet has kept relevant, making a non issue into a thing that will forever haunt Carmelo for the rest of his NBA career. Taking advantage of this known fact, Philadelphia 76ers fans decided to chant the popular General Mills cereal on Saturday in an attempt to get the Knick to miss his free throws. It didn't work, but Melo did get a little chuckle from it.

Keep it classy Philly fans, you are not making any friends in this league by chanting a possible misquote reported on Twitter or cheering for injuries to other players.

Brian Scalabrine torched everyone in the Scallenge.

Well, what do you know, as if you expected anything else, Brian Scalabrine annihilated anyone that dared to question his supremacy on the hardwood. The footage itself was not as appealing as it was in the trailer, but why wouldn't you want to watch your favorite garbage minute man play basketball.

From CBS Boston:

Scalabrine — who spent the last few seasons of his career seen as the “human victory cigar” — easily defeated all four of his opponents, throwing down monstrous jams and sinking smooth jumpers as he beat them all by a combined score of 44-6.

If you don't have 30 minutes to spare or would rather not watch an out of shape ex-NBA player destroy his competition, here's a short recap of the event.

First up was Matt Tomaszewski, a Syracuse alum that spent time on Jim Boeheim’s bench last season. Though his resume was impressive, he was no match for Scalabrine. ... it was as close as 7-3 after a nifty hook shot from Tomaszewski, Scal finished him off by attacking the basket, and walked away with his first victory of the day by a score of 11-3.

Scal had no problems with his next two opponents, Jake Fay of Lynn and Rich Morantus of Foxboro. Neither scored a point, as Scal posted back-to-back shutouts.

In conclusion, all you need to know is that no matter how bad an NBA player was in his career, you can not beat him even after retirement. The White Mamba did everyone a favor today, standing up for all of the NBA busts. Proving that a bench warmer can take on 4 one on one games consecutively and still crush the competition.

A NBA Official did the Gangnam Style dance during a timeout.

This needs to happen every game with real referees. I mean who wouldn't pay for Joey Crawford or Dick Bavetta to loosen up and dance with the mascot. They are keeping their shirt on of course, I don't want risk impairing the visions of basketball fans. Speaking of visual impairment, that Jazz Bear mascot is hideous, he looks like a giant brown raccoon in a bad way.

A Preview of Brian Scalabrine's One on One Scallenge.

If you haven't heard, some where in December of 2012, Brian Scalabrine challenged everyone in Boston to a One on One game.

Via TBJ:

In Boston right now, we have this challenge going out. I (Brian Scalabrine) do a radio show out there, and there are people on the street that really believe they can beat me. So we’re doing tryouts for the top 10 people in Boston to play me one-on-one.

And we’re playing to 11. And we’re gonna film it, everything. The reality of people and what they think NBA players are like. I’m the last guy on the bench and I will kick your butt if you’re out on the streets. It’s just the way it is.

To make your Friday even better, here's a preview of the White Mamba destroying naive NBA fans.

The best thing that could possibly happen, has happened. The games will air on January 22nd, you might want to ask for a day off, because you won't just watch it once. Believe me when I say that you will likely spend at least 24 hours watching an ex-NBA benchwarmer compete against random people for that beautiful White Mamba trophy (at least that is what I think it is). Please don't let the world end yet.

Via: CSNNE

NBA Christmas Carols - Indiana Pacers Fans Edition.

Roy Hibbert might average 3 blocks a game, but he is playing the worst basketball since his rookie season. After getting the max 58 million dollar contract, so far in this season, he hasn't even been able to consistently score more than 9 points a game and grab more than 8 rebounds. Obviously it is still early and he has time to prove he was worth the money. Hopefully he can turn it around and not disappoint his awesome fans.

I am very disappointed about the lack of NBA Christmas carols, thought that there would a more of an effort from teams to wish us "Happy Holidays" via the language of music. Anyways, Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

Coach Doug Collins bought Big Macs for Sixers Fans.

Last Night, the Phialdelphia 76ers defeated the Atlanta Hawks 99-80, which meant that the Sixers were short one point to give out free Big Mac vouchers to the fans in attendance. Normally you would guess that the team didn't manage to score in time, but this was not the case.

The Sixers did have a shot to please their fans, with 23 seconds left in the game clock, one more basket in a blow out shouldn't be too difficult. But Coach Doug Collins stepped in and told his team to hold the ball as a display of sportsmanship. Obviously, the fans at the Wells Fargo Center weren't too happy about it. They booed like true Philly fans and it made Doug felt so bad, he took out his own money to buy them all a Big Mac. Just so you know, there were about 18,000 people in attendance, each Big Mac costs $4.33, which totals to approximately $80,000 dollars. Maybe letting Evan Turner score wouldn't be such a bad idea.

Amurica!

Via: The 700 Level

The Indiana Pacers dunk contest.

I know you expected more, I am disappointed too, but that Paul George's effortless 360-through the legs dunk is ridiculous. Last time I saw it done was in the NBA Street Vol.2 (still the best basketball video game to day) using Street Legend Stretch's signature move.

Oh, and Gerald Green, you can not just do a self alley-oop wind mill after doing a similar dunk in game. After that photo of your chin above the rim, you have the responsibility to do like a 720-windmill-honey dip dunk while blowing out a candle on a cup cake.

Source: SLAM

Chinese People love Tracy McGrady.

Warning: If you are wearing headphones, lower your volume or else your eardrums will explode and I will not be responsible for that.

This is kind of a heartfelt moment for me, I was never a huge fan of Tracy McGrady but to see an all world talent succumb to injuries that derailed his career can not be any more depressing. I am glad that 2,000 Chinese fans gathered at the airport to welcome T-MAC, whose popularity definitely rose when he was paired with Yao Ming.

I wish nothing but the best for Tracy and his future endeavors, it just sucks that him and Penny might never be inducted into the Hall of Fame, even when they are more than well deserved of such an honor.

Source: BDL