Random NBA .GIF of the Day: J.R. Smith impersonates Mike Woodson.

PERFECT, SO PERFECT.

J.R. Smith serenades you with Jay Z's "Holy Grail" ft. Justin Timberlake.

J.R., dude, your voice is way too deep for Justin Timberlake's part. Or any part of any song for that matter.

J.R. Smith's daughter forgot her daddy's name.

Aww... that's a little disheartening.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: J.R. Smith ties his shoe during the game.

J.R. BEING J.R. Via: SB Nation

This is appropriate.

Via: SB Nation

No, Mike Woodson, strangulation is not legal.

J.R. Smith is a ballet dancer.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY. Via: RM1NYC

No context necessary. Just treasure it. This is as iconic as a photo can get.

THAT FORM. Via: @TheKnicksWall

If you really want to know, it's J.R. Smith, he shot at the buzzer, he missed. Also got fouled, hitting only 2 of his 3 free throws. Duh.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Mike Woodson's Soulless Blank Stare.

No, it will never get old. Via: SB Nation

Go ahead, look at it. Look deep into the cold dark abyss that are his eyes. Coaching J.R. Smith will do this to you.

J.R. Smith's flop on David West is pretty bad.

David West is strong, but not that strong, nice try, J.R. There goes $5,000 of your party money. What? Don't give me that look, it's been a slow day, guys.

Mike Woodson is very not pleased with J.R. Smith. "J.R., GOD DAMMIT!"

Because J.R. Smith's shot selection and decision making tends to do this to a man. And as close as he is with Mike Woodson, Mike is just another man watching J.R. Smith play basketball.

Via: Reddit

Carmelo Anthony, J.R. Smith and the New York Knicks talk about Mike Woodson's goatee.

If by special powers you mean stealing your soul when you stare into it's dark abyss, then yea, that's some super power.

J.R. Smith does not know of a Jason Terry.

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After missing out on game 4 of the Knicks-Celtics series due to a suspension received in game 3 for an elbow to Jason Terry's super wide head (I am talking full-out stretch of the head band wide), J.R. Smith could not recall who he knocked out to deserve the penalty in the first place.

From NY Post:

Smith was asked about Terry’s Game 4 heroics. 

“I don’t know who that is,’’ he said. 

Asked if he was concerned Terry might try to bait him in his return for Game 5, Smith said, “Who’s that? I don’t know who that is. I’m sorry.’’

That's a bit harsh, J.R., but you weren't the only one. I am sure many fans (specifically Boston fans) have forgotten who Jason Terry is. After being brought in to replace Ray Allen to become the instant offense he was as a Dallas Maverick, Terry failed to meet expectations, averaging the lowest points per game since his rookie season.

Hey J.R., if you need any tips to recognize Terry during the game, just look for the guy doing the stupid airplane celebration. You won't miss him. Then again, to do the celebration, Jason has to score first, never mind, just look for a guy with a Celtics' leprechaun holding a championship trophy tattoo on the underside of his arm.

J.R. Smith's high school yearbook quote was "get chicks or die trying."

DUH. Via: Deadspin

Of course, now it is "give pipe or die trying," and there is still totally nothing wrong with that, even if he tried it with a high school senior.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: J.R. Smith's Three Point Celebration.

Via: @BleacherReport

Thank you, three point based god.

A video of every Mike Woodson face you have always wanted.

Behind all those blank stares, lies a man without much of a soul. At least he has his goatee.

Yep, still funny.

Video via: (The very talented) Oakley and Allen

Mike Miller's putback slam on J.R. Smith.

What is up with Mike Miller lately? Why, and how is he still able to do this dunking thing? Seriously, this shouldn't be possible and for that sole reason alone, J.R. Smith should just pack it up and call it a career now. If Mike Miller dunks on you at this stage of his career, and it is at it's very end, you should just retire. There are just no excuses for something like this to happen, for shame, man.

J.R. Smith describes his "funny" relationship with Mike Woodson.

J.R. Smith is a notorious chucker, who will shoot over anybody and anything as long as it is the toughest shot possible. And to J.R., no shot is impossible, so you can pretty much guess why he often butts head with his coach, Mike Woodson.

From Steve Popper:

"We have a funny relationship, honestly," Smith said. "It’s crazy. Off the court it’s like father-son. On the court we bump heads sometimes. He (Woodson) cusses me out, I cuss him out and we just go from there. By the end of the timeout we’re on the same page. It’s fun. I love playing for him."

DUH.

Via: SB Nation

The Round Up - March 26th, 2013.

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Beard Gang: The Los Angeles Clippers could have won to tie their franchise for most wins in a season, but instead the Dallas Mavericks move to only one game behind the Lakers for the 8th spot in the Western Conference and just one win short of reaching the .500 mark to shave off those glorious beards that should really be kept. I mean why shave it if it has gotten this far. Anyway, Dirk Nowitzki passed Patrick Ewing for the 17th on the NBA all time scoring list with 33 points (12 of 21) and 9 rebounds in the overtime win. The Mavericks bench was huge in this outscoring the Clippers' second unit 40 to 28. With the game down to the wire, the Clippers had only one person to go to, and Chris Paul delivered, scoring the 10 of his total 33 points (on 12 of 15 shooting) in 4th quarter (keep in mind that those 10 points were the Clippers' last 10) to give his team a 2 point lead with 5 seconds remaining. But O.J. Mayo had to step in to make things more fun, hitting a tough left handed lay up to force overtime, where Dirk would take over and lead his team to victory.

O.J. MayNO.

Green Light: In a game where both teams were without their main defensive piece to clog up the middle, Boston without Kevin Garnett and New York without Tyson Chandler, this contest turned into an offensive exhibition, well, at least it was for one team. Carmelo Anthony and J.R. Smith combined for 61 percent of the entire Knicks offense. Melo went off for 29 points on 30 shots and 8 rebounds, while J.R. Smith bombed atomically (I don't think I am using this right) off the bench for 32 points (13 of 24) and 7 boards to become first player in this season to have three 30 point games off the bench. Jeff Green led all Celtics with 19 points on 6 of 14 shooting, 10 rebounds and 6 dimes. Boston have now lost 5 straight, and for the first time since 2003-04', have allowed two New York wins in Boston in the same season. The Knicks, on the other hand, are rolling, winning all 5 of their last 5 games.

The Pack: The Minnesota Timberwolves won their first back to back on the road this season, in the victory over the Detorit Pistons. The Wolves, who have struggled mightily from just about everywhere on the floor, specifically from the behind the three point line, shot 54 percent in the Palace of Auburn Hills. To make things even weirder, Minnesota held the Pistons to rather low 41 percent from the field and with the exception of three players, no one in a Pistons uniforms registered in double figures or even broke 9 points. Nikola Pekovic led the pack with 18 points on 7 of 10 shooting and 11 boards. Tiny Puerto Rican man, J.J. Barea came off the bench for a game-high 21 points on 11 shots.

Did Ricky just throw a normal pass, wait, what?

J.R. Smith doesn't do sportsmanship.

J.R. Smith is at fault, but the Raptors have to take some blame for letting this happen again. They have got to play defense for the entire game, down 24 or not, you have to play until the clock expires. You would think they would learn after the whole Caron Butler incident, but come on, this is the second time something like this has happened to the Raptors, in this season. Where's the respect, guys? What? Is Canada not cool enough for you? (I'm Canadian and I think I am offended.)

Mike Woodson in a very Russell Westbrook-y shirt.

Via: @teamswish

DUDE, you are 54 years old. Not a great idea wearing something from the closet of a 24 year old. I can't even remember the last time when polka dots were a thing in the fashion world. At least not at the size of those dots. The above photo is brought to you by J.R. Smith, because he really values his minutes.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: J.R. Smith's Shot Selection.

Via: @HPbasketball

A J.R. Smith that doesn't increase the difficulty in his own shots is not the real J.R. Smith. After all, to score, you need to shoot, to score more, you need to shoot more. Hoops galore.

A Knicks fan wrote the perfect J.R. Smith song.

This is the greatest piece of music ever created. The only way this song could possibly get any better, is if R. Kelly sang it. Perfection.

The song is performed and written by Milford Jerome. Support on him iTunes here. And by support, I mean buy it, duh.