Glen Davis is on a vegan diet.

For a guy that loves his dark meat (Turkey leg, you sicko), Glen Davis is sacrificing everything he loves on a vegan diet that he hopes, will help him lose weight to nurse his injured foot. Good for Big Baby, usually when a player suffers season ending injury, they pig out and put on a few extra pounds until summer camp starts, it might be hard, but at least he can eat as many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches as he wants now.

Tofu is the worst. Good luck, dude.

Glen Davis uses the power of words to will his hook shot into the basket.

This is why every single NBA game should be mic'd up. All games should give you an option to choose between the regular broadcast with color commentary and an all-access feature that allows you to hear what goes on in the game. It would be great to hear what some of these guys say to each other in games. We can get in on the trash talking, funny stories and maybe even rookies asking veterans how to do their laundry. Who knows? So please David Stern, let us pay more money to watch our favorite sport.

Glen Davis intimately catches Gerald Wallace to safety.

The NBA needs more of this. Enough of the hard fouls on players in mid-air, they are dangerous and could potentially end careers. Knocking someone down in transition to force them to shoot free throws, gives the victim of the foul, virtually no time to brace their fall. Players should care for each other regardless of the city sewed on their jerseys. Everyone should be more like Glen Davis and catch your opponents to safety. Of course, no one is really as strong as Glen, who managed to catch Gerald Wallace running at full speed without much effort, but the least you can do is to slow the fall.

When a Big Baby saves a Human crash dummy in an intimate moment, Marvin Gaye is always necessary.

Aaron Gray and Glen Davis ate each other's faces.

You see what happens when you don't get Glen Davis, his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I told you to feed Big Baby when he asks for it. Now poor Aaron Gray has to pay for your mistake, dude is probably mentally scarred for life. No amount of therapy can fix this.

Via: Reddit

Glen "Big Baby" Davis Wants His Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Now.

Glen Davis doesn't kid around when it comes to food. He might be one of the goofiest guys in the NBA, but you don't ever want to tick him off by not preparing the sandwiches he requested for. If you want to live, you will have to sacrifice a few of your groceries. Legend has it that every day, a giant baby will rise from his slumber and request food from the good citizens of Orlandogard. Citizens are asked to prepare a different meal 12 times a day and if they fail to comply to his demands, men will be lost.

FEED HIM. FEED HIM NOW BEFORE HE RAMPAGES THROUGH YOUR VILLAGE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

Via: @jose3030

BE SCARED.

Glen "Big Baby" Davis's And-One Dance.

He is no LeBron James when it comes to dancing, but he could possibly be the better in-game dancer, as LeBron rarely take those talents to the court. What was really weird about this was that, approximately a year ago, Big Baby was caught doing another dance against the exact same team in the same place. Coincidence? Or are there something about the Indiana Pacers that makes him want to break out to dances? I don't know, who cares.

Glen "Big Baby" Davis almost killed somebody.

Imagine a big chubby 6 ft 9, 289 pound pro basketball player running into you at full speed. I am no physicist, but I am sure it can kill somebody. Fortunately, the man and woman that took the dive were fine. However it has been reported that those two people are now traumatized and will never return to an Orlando Magic game again with first row seats until Glen Davis is traded. This is not necessarily a bad thing, because the Magic are not so fun to watch right now anyways. You would think the Orlando bench would have learn a thing or two from the Phoenix seat warmers, both having to house Shaq, maybe they should take more precautionary procedures. 

Something like this:

Defeating the Detroit Pistons relieved Glen Davis's constipation.

Glen Davis of the Orlando Magic is really weird.

That was incredibly descriptive and disgusting. For those who don't know what enema is (like yours truly). According to Wikipedia, enema is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Yea, that doesn't leave a very pleasant image in your head. I wouldn't say that beating the Detroit Pistons actually turn things around for your team, mostly because they have basically lost to everybody (with the exception of the victory over the Andrew Bynum-less Philadelphia 76ers) and you are still the best player on the Magic, which isn't a very good sign.

Source: @JoshuaBRobbins