Showing posts with label TNT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TNT. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'neal's Three Point Contest.


In fairness, Shaq was in his cellphone salesman short sleeve, which allows for a wider range of motion compared to what Charles had on. But way too disappoint again, Chuck. This is the second time this week, now thanks to you, Shaq is going to keep running mouth about the "I make them when it counts" theory that he made up to get people off his back about his free throw shooting struggles.

Charles Barkley does not know the correct pronunciation of "Wi-Fi."


"WEE FEE," AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T BREATHE. DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE, CHUCK.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Charles Barkley and Shaq's Bench Press Competition.


I swear these two despise each other. But who would really believe that Chuck would out-bench Shaq. Class TNT gag.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Kenny Smith sanitizes his hands after slapping five with Charles Barkley.


There are a few possible conclusions to why Kenny had to sanitize his hands after giving his fellow studio analyst five.

1. Charles Barkley just blew his nose and Kenny was sanitizing for precautionary measures.

2. Charles Barkley just ate a donut and there were still remnants of syrup on his hands.

3. Charles Barkley just moisturized his hand with the vaseline stored in his navel.

4. Charles Barkley just kissed Dick Bavetta again and that alone should be a good enough reason for Kenny's action.

5. Charles Barkley just went to washroom and as his co-analyst for the past 14 years, Kenny knew Chuck's exact washroom habits/etiquette and it does not involve any kind of hand washing.

While number two was probably the most accurate conclusion drawn, let's see what you guys have in the comments.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Craig Sager breaks down the process of choosing the right outfit.

Craig Sager has haunted our television screens with his outrageous suits for over a decade now. With each of them being more hideous than the other in the next broadcast, you might want to know how he came to put his outfits together.


This was how the suit turned out. That is some bling, alright. (Via: craigsagerssuits tumblr)
By his standards, this is as plain as it gets. I don't think he can possibly top the ridiculous jacket he wore at the All-Star game. But good lord. You have to wonder if all this time he is just a victim of a undiagnosable medical condition that prevents him from learning how color coordination works.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Charles Barkley is afraid of a stuffed rabbit toy.

Via: @cjzero
Here is the entire segment, where you can watch the entire crew laugh at Chuck and comparing Chinese Zodiacs.


The description were pretty spot on, besides Shaq's "self-control" and Charles's attractiveness, I would say they were accurate. Oh yea, and the monkey joke was not funny, please don't do it again. Implying racism don't usually go well. Happy Chinese New Year to those who celebrate it. Have a good one on Sunday.

Bonus Clip: Shaqtin' a Fool just because it is always funny.


In case you don't remember, Shaq just lied to everyone on television. Airballed here, airballed here and there are probably a few hundred more.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Charles Barkley hijacked a local Phoenix Newscast and did the weather.


Just when you thought that Charles Barkley might be retiring from doing the Inside the NBA for TNT, he goes and shows up on your local news without notice. Aside from being terrible at doing color commentary, his back up plan to work as a weather man will likely not work out.


Cool transition from the weather to talking about your plants. It is always good to engage a conversation that no one cares about with a weatherman. Stick with half time show, you only have to work on Thursdays. I know Shaq get be a little annoying, but it is only 6 hours. You can take 6 hours of mumbling and yelling right?

Friday, January 25, 2013

Kenny Smith and the TNT Crew clowned Charles Barkley in the halftime show.

Ain't No Shame in My Game.
If you haven't been following Thursday NBA basketball on TNT lately, let me fill you in on what you missed out. Charles Barkley has recently embraced eyebrow waxing in his beauty routine and obviously the guys back in the TNT studio are giving him a rough for time for it. You know the guys will never let him hear the end of it. So when Charles Barkley went down to Phoenix to do color commentary instead of the usual halftime gig, the fellas ripped him apart. They dedicated the entire show to roasting Charles and it was hilarious.


It is okay Charles, they hate you because you are beautiful and totally not for doing something emasculating. They are not those kind of people, right? 

Bonus Video: Shaq got jumped by one of the TNT staff members earlier in the show.


Please don't come back. Don't worry, Chris Webber will fill the void.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Charles Barkley doesn't know how to tie his own tie.


Just to clarify, Charles Barkley is a 49 year old, former NBA All Star that apparently has no idea how to put his tie together.


I guess when you are knee-deep in money, you don't need to know how to do the essential things in life, because you can always get someone to do it for you. I, myself, am not a tie tying expert either, but I do believe that was a half windsor, right? I have only done my tie once and avoided doing it again by leaving it in the knot. Please don't tell me that I am the only one that does this. It is not weird.

Via: The 700 Level

Friday, January 11, 2013

The Best NBA Bloopers of the Week (Shaqtin' A Fool).


In Shaq's only positive contribution off the court, he brings you this week's best NBA bloopers. I usually have these covered in my blog, but I missed most of it this week. So enjoy a couple of old dudes cracking up over a compilation of fails, you can't start the first week of 2013 any better than this.

Kendrick Perkins had something about his terrible Magic Johnson impression:
He can laugh? Wait, so you are telling me that Kendrick Perkins is owning up to his mistake and actually acknowledged the hilarity in his turnover? This guy?
Via: SBNation

Edit: I added the Bloopers of the Month as a bonus.


Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Shaq fights off zombies in his new video game, "ShaqDown."

What's with the Dwight Howard body? 












In the latest installment of terrible Shaq entertainment ventures, Hiptic games brings us "Shaq-Down," a new video game that features the Diesel in a post apopcalyptic world where he fights off zombies that look more like aliens. For just $0.99, you can get the mobile game full of real lame catch phrases and an avatar that has powers that Shaq never possessed. I am not sure "JumpShot" would be the best idea for a super move, just because there are pretty strong evidence that it will likely miss the hoop and cost himself a power up or something. Haven't you done enough already? Kazaam ruined my childhood, and Shaq -Fu was the worst video game created, I would rather play 3000 hours of Pong continuously than play a minute of that garbage in a cartridge.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Kenny, Charles, Ernie and Shaq makes their 2013 New Year's Resolution on "Inside the NBA."


I can't even tell if Shaq is trying to make jokes or find every single opportunity to show off anymore.

Bonus: Probably the best Shaqtin' a Fool of 2012. I still hate Shaq in the studio, but this segments is almost good enough to keep him on air.


Monday, December 17, 2012

Cute NBA x TNT Christmas Commercial.


Can someone please call their parents and tell them that bobble heads are the worst presents for kids? I mean, you can't play with it or anything. The 8 year old me would have gone into a full meltdown. Kind of like the N64 kid but fueled with anger instead of the joy that is receiving what you wished for. I can't promise you that my parents wouldn't have tinsel around their neck a second after opening that present. Kids are a lot smarter than you think.

Anyways, (Early) Happy Holidays.

Friday, December 14, 2012

You can apply to be Charles Barkley's intern.


Have you ever wondered what it would be like to work for a retired profession NBA superstar? Well, Charles Barkley is here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. If you don't mind being on call 24/7 with his food, listening to Chuck repeating himself over a thousand times and working without any compensation besides the satisfaction of hanging around him, go apply to be his intern now on his official website.

Here is some tips from the guys in the TNT studio:


Good Luck.

Oh, and if this helped you get the gig, please send me videos of Charles's golf swing.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Charles Barkley and Reggie Miller boxes with Manny Pacquiao.


Chuck, hopefully you are going to learn something to bring the back to the studio, maybe something on the lines of shutting Shaq's mouth? Please, I am begging you, actually the entire world is begging you. Whoop his ass and put an end to the suffering we have to put up with during national TV broadcasts.

Friday, November 30, 2012

David Lee is the White Chris Webber - said obviously by Shaq.


In conclusion, Shaq is a stupid, egocentric, attention-seeking whore of an ex-NBA player that has no place on a NBA analyst panel and should F***ing grow up. You are not funny, the Ph.D you have is a joke, you have no respect for others (particularly to Charles Barkley, who did not once get into your face over conversations) and if you ever find yourself having to repeat your own punchlines to get a laugh (something you do on every single broadcast), just know that you are making a fool out of yourself. Someone please get that walking P.O.S. off TV. You were a great player and should just leave it at that, even Kenny thinks you are insane.

Via: @cjzero

Friday, November 9, 2012

Kenny Smith dubs over Charles Barkley's terrbile golf swing.


This is hilarious, I can never get tired of Kenny Smith and Ernie Johnson making fun of Chuck. And rightfully so, because that golf swing is hideous, looking like he is about to pee himself and holding it before hitting the ball, maybe try some adult diapers.

Source: @cjzero

Friday, November 2, 2012

Ernie Johnson smacked Shaq with a chair, in the latest "Who he play for."


If you don't have NBA TV, you have been missing the greatest basketball tv show and their hilarious annual "Who he play for" segment. Where EJ asks Charles, who is a NBA Analyst about off season moves and as usual Charles will fail miserably. This edition revealed that Shaq cheated in the last show by threatening EJ for the answers, but this time around, Ernie had a little something in stored for the Diesel.

Hopefully this will cheer you up on this slow news day.