Showing posts with label Kevin Durant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Durant. Show all posts

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Kevin Durant blocking little kids at summer camp.


This is why Kevin Durant is my favorite. We would be the bestest of all best friends and together, we will crush the souls (along with self-esteem) of every child by sending their shot into the abyss.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Kevin Durant loses Baron Davis's money and to Metta World Peace's team at the Drew League.


And this is the short story of how Kevin Durant helped Baron Davis (Team LAUFND) lose $50,000 dollars to The Game (Team Money Gang) on some silly bet. So not clutch.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Kevin Durant has fart jokes, you guys.

Of course his farts are the silent, but deadly types, it's only fitting.  

Kevin Durant is now my new favorite.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

You can get drafted by Kevin Durant or James Harden to compete in a Nike summer pick-up game.


I would so this do this just for the chance to get near James Harden's beard, but then again I don't think being a verbal spark plug guy will help in preventing me from becoming a viral internet video victim of a NBA player's cross over, so, I am good, I will just watch. You guys should try it though and then I can laugh it you.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Kevin Durants gets drafted #1 in new Nike commercial.


Not to take away anything from Kevin Durant, but he really can't be anything other than a shirt. I mean, how else is he going to cover up those business tattoos and the tragic misspelling on the his back (which he did fix later).

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Kevin Durant schools everyone in D.C.'s Goodman Summer League.




I guess this will have to do, you know, with NBA basketball being months away, all we have left is watching a professional destroy normal people, who are probably not too keen on playing defense on Kevin Durant.

If Metta World Peace could choose any two players to join the Lakers, who would they be?


Luke Walton, 2 Rings > Kevin Durant, No Rings. Yup, LOGIC.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

NBA Legend, George Gervins thinks Kevin Durant will be better than him.


I wasn't alive during any of his playing days, but I do remember the destruction I brought upon my friends in "NBA Street Vol. 2 (A.K.A. the greatest video game of all time)" with George Gervin. Maybe one day, Kevin Durant will have his own menu screen in a video game like the "Iceman," hopefully by then, we will have a better nickname for Kevin than "Durantula."

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Kevin Durant's back tattoo contains a misspelling.

Via: Kevin Durant's Instagram
Yea, it spells mautre instead of mature in the last bit. Oopsie. Just don't do a Google search for "mautre," it is not actually a word and you may or may not regret the search results. If you are at work, I definitely suggest against it.

Via: BDL  

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Jerryd Bayless hits an 80 foot, near full court shot after the buzzer.


I guess you can say that shot went from one bay to another. YEAAAAA. Not sorry.

Tayshaun Prince soars past the entire Thunder squad for the nasty jam.


Hey Ben Stiller, where ever you are, thank you for bringing Tayshaun Prince back to life and letting him out of the museum to dunk on a few dudes. He deserves to roam through the court one last time.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Kendrick Perkins's flop on Marc Gasol.

WHO SHOT HIM? Via: @cjzero
Considering how good Nick Collison was last night against the Grizzlies, I highly doubt Memphis hired a sniper to take down Kendrick Perkins, because the real target is little bit more to the right. Which leaves his teammates as the only possible remaining suspects. Scott Brooks's loyalty to his veterans might have cost the Thunder a few games, but you guys didn't have to shoot him, even if it is a great salary move for the future. 

Monday, May 13, 2013