MC SHAQ D freestyle raps on NBA TV's Open Court.

MC SHAQ D and DJ C-WEBB IN THE HOUSE. THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING NOW.

Charles Barkley, Shaq, and other old NBA dudes go over what they bought with their first NBA paycheck.

Of course Bones kept his first paycheck. He's made enough for a living, from just doing weird dares with Tim Duncan.

Chris Webber can't stop singing Danilo Gallinari's last name.

Chris Webber is the best. Can TNT make him a regular already? Aside from actually knowing what he is talking about, he has a beautiful singing voice, shouldn't that be enough to take Shaq off the air? Shaq is improving week by week, but his ego doesn't fit with the rest of the crew. Oh, and Happy 50th Birthday Chuck, hope they take Shaq off-air for your present.

Kenny Smith and the TNT Crew clowned Charles Barkley in the halftime show.

Ain't No Shame in My Game.

If you haven't been following Thursday NBA basketball on TNT lately, let me fill you in on what you missed out. Charles Barkley has recently embraced eyebrow waxing in his beauty routine and obviously the guys back in the TNT studio are giving him a rough for time for it. You know the guys will never let him hear the end of it. So when Charles Barkley went down to Phoenix to do color commentary instead of the usual halftime gig, the fellas ripped him apart. They dedicated the entire show to roasting Charles and it was hilarious.

It is okay Charles, they hate you because you are beautiful and totally not for doing something emasculating. They are not those kind of people, right? 

Bonus Video: Shaq got jumped by one of the TNT staff members earlier in the show.

Please don't come back. Don't worry, Chris Webber will fill the void.

David Lee is the White Chris Webber - said obviously by Shaq.

In conclusion, Shaq is a stupid, egocentric, attention-seeking whore of an ex-NBA player that has no place on a NBA analyst panel and should F***ing grow up. You are not funny, the Ph.D you have is a joke, you have no respect for others (particularly to Charles Barkley, who did not once get into your face over conversations) and if you ever find yourself having to repeat your own punchlines to get a laugh (something you do on every single broadcast), just know that you are making a fool out of yourself. Someone please get that walking P.O.S. off TV. You were a great player and should just leave it at that, even Kenny thinks you are insane.

Via: @cjzero