CHRIS BOSH VIDEOBOMBS ARE BACK.

I knew you wouldn't let me down, big fella.

Derrick Rose loses Reggie Jackson with the signature crossover.

WHERE DID THE BALL GO, REGGIE? DERRICK ROSE IS BACK, BABY. (Okay, I know he didn't score, but LET ME BE HAPPY.)

Derrick Rose crosses up ninjas, sumo wrestlers, samurais and fans in Japan.

Derrick Rose vs. Ninjas, Fans and Sumo Wrestler.

Derrick Rose vs. Samurais.

Confession time, guys. Up until this video surfaced on the internet, I had my doubts about Derrick Rose's return and wasn't really convinced that he would return to the player he was before tearing his left ACL in the 2012 postseason. But it seems like my concerns have all been addressed, because there is no way you can cross up ninjas, and samurais with a busted knee. And if there is, I don't want to believe it.

5'9" Nate Robinson can still throw down dunks with ease.

My one dream is to dunk a basketball like that, so good for you, Nate. Thanks for inspiring all of us 5'9" and under guys. Now I am off to do a million squats.

Nate Robinson dunks on Taiwanese show host during his interview.

Would have been a lot better with the right celebration. Maybe something like this?

Yep, this will do. (Via: SB Nation)

Nate Robinson takes his game to the airport.

NEXT LEVEL OFF-COURT TRAINING.

Michael Jordan still dunking at the age of 50.

Via: @YouBigDummy

HIS ROYAL AIRNESS CAN STILL TAKE FLIGHT.

[Update: With video]

You reach, he teach. 

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Shaq lying on top of Joakim Noah.

"Shhh, just let it happen, Joakim" - Shaq, probably... not? Via: Reddit

Getting squished by a 7 foot, 350 pound (I know it says 325 in his playing days, but this is in his Cleveland years, dude moved like he got shot in the legs) monster will do this to a man. I feel for you, Joakim. I once had judo sparring practice in gym class with a 6 foot 2, slightly obese 250-something pound man, (keep in mind, I am only 5'8") that nearly crushed my rib cage. He also drenched me in his sweat. So, my traumatic experience wasn't too different from yours, bro.

Joakim Noah and John Wall auditions to be a "R.I.P.D." Avatar.

I don't have the slightest clue what a R.I.P.D. Avatar is, but not going with Joakim Noah is a big mistake.

Random NBA Photos of the Day: Dennis Rodman had a blast at a Miami fashion show.

The washroom is right this way, ma'am. 

The photos speak for themselves. This is all so Dennis Rodman.

THE SALSA.

All photos via Getty Images (Story via Deadspin)

Derrick Rose says Derrick Rose is the best NBA player right now.

Love ya, Derrick, but nope. You are up against a cyborg, there is like, almost no hope.

Derrick Rose visits Serbia on his Adidas Europe tour.

Adidas is really killing it in organizing this whole Derrick Rose Europe world tour. It's too bad Canada never gets any love. (Speaking for selfish reasons, obviously.)

Derrick Rose throws down a between-the-legs dunk in Madrid.

SIKE! Derrick is such a tease.

Derrick Rose makes his fans jump for his new Adidas shoes in London.

Super weird way to win some free shoes, but you can't say its not creative. Pretty disappointed nobody used the wall as a boost, I should have been there.

Nate Robinson signs a baby at the NBA Las Vegas summer league.

Vegas, baby. Via: @NBASummerLeague

Greatest father ever or the worst father ever? I mean, seriously, how desperate do you have to be to not even bother go about looking for literally anything else, before going up to Nate Robinson and go "here's my baby, can I have your autograph, but instead of signing it on something people would normally sign on, can you do it on my baby?" Just look at that poor child, that baby does not look pleased. Like not at all.

Derrick Rose surprises a fan at a Foot Locker in Madrid.

Derrick Rose is just the coolest. I could never imagine how I would respond if I get to meet one of my favorite players, nor would I know what to say, but I will definitely try to play it cool by maintaining a steady breathing rate, while trying to control my insides that are probably experiencing all of every emotion, from imploding.

Nate Robinson gets his revenge on his son's 7th birthday.

If my father did the same to me, I would have like no presents until my 17th birthday, and all those legos, including those pieces that got stuck in different, unimaginable places of my body (nostrils and ears, weirdo), would have never existed. What a wild childhood that wouldn't have been.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Awkward Derrick Rose.

Via: ZUMAPRESS/SI

Definitely a wall hugger.

Scottie Pippen's son got a Larry O' Brien NBA trophy birthday cake.

A bit young for Championship aspirations, don't you think? Via: larsapippen

NBA themed cakes are really the best cakes.

Joakim Noah celebrates his game winning soccer goal in Steve Nash's charity game.

JOAKIM NOAH IS STILL THE BESTEST, and don't you ever doubt it.

Via: TBJ