Andray Blatche videobombs Joe Johnson.

NBA basketball is great and all, but you have no idea how much I missed silly things like this. Don't let me down, Chris Bosh.

Andray Blatche and Brook Lopez do Brooklyn Cookie Dance.

Brook Lopez did way better than I expected, at least he did, until that freestyle happened.

Learn to speak with a Boston accent with Paul Pierce.

15 years. Paul Pierce has been with the Boston Celtics for 15 years. It's going to be weird not seeing him in green anymore and faking knee injuries (totally joking, please don't hate me). Anyway, get well soon, Celtics fans, learning that you lost your franchise player over pizza can't make this break-up any worst.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Sad new Boston Celtics are sad.

Yay, fun. Via: @JonahKaner

Come on you guys, you are freed from the clutches of a Russian Mob, you should be celebrating, just like the wise Ricky Rubio once said, "Change your face, be happy, enjoy."

Ohhh, poor Marshon, don't cry. It will get better in time, hopefully. Via: JonahKaner

Random NBA .GIFs of the Day: The Plumlee brothers abuse the rim on the first day of Summer League.

Cool dunks, as for those jerseys, not so much.

Both .GIFs via: @cjzero

Paul Pierce gets a massage during a WSOP Poker game.

FIERCE. Via: @SportsCenter

AND WHILE WINNING $10K. PAUL PIERCE HAS ALL THE SWAG. KISS THE RING OF TRUTH.

Andray Blatche and Reggie Evans plays a 2 on 2 game of backpack of disabilities.

THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Farewell, Paul Pierce the Celtic.

Really going to miss you in green, big fella. It's going to be pretty weird to see you retire with a team other than the Boston Celtics. Good luck with the Nets (you guys are totally getting eliminated in the second round of the playoffs, please don't send your Russian mobsters to get me, Mr. Prokhorov).

Deron Williams bullies young Knicks fan for being a Knicks fan.

"It's not really a rivalry yet," said man, who just pushed over a kid for being a Knicks fan.

Via: Deron Williams Instagram

Jerry Stackhouse takes a look back at his best NBA fights.

It doesn't matter if he is one of the first human beings to walk on Earth (you know, cause old), just don't mess with Jerry Stackhouse.

Nate Robinson's NBA "BIG" Playoff Promo.

This is a little unexpected, but good for Nate. I see that the NBA is finally running out of stock footage for these promos.

Tom Thibodeau has a few hilarious unintentionally inappropriate words for his team.

HAHAHAHAHA. Coach Thibs is the best.

Reggie Evan's ridiculous flop against Carlos Boozer.

THE WORST. Via: @cjzero

This is almost criminal. Carlos Boozer is shocked to say the least. SHOCKED.

Via: @cjzero

This didn't actually happen after that play, but you should never question an obligatory Carlos Boozer Face .GIF, because this is a gift.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Marco Belinelli's Big Balls Dance.

LAAADDDIIIEEESSS. Via: @cjzero

Shout to Sam Cassell, you guys. It's been a long time. Even though this is something Nate Robinson would have totally done, I am glad Marco brought it back with his own Italian flare.

Joe Johnson's NBA perspective on number two. Yes, that number two.

Via: Reddit

Yea, here is something that we always wanted, a NBA player giving us deuce dropping advice. Really wished I had this when I was still playing high school ball, should not have eaten that 6 slices of pizza 2 hours before the game. Constipation is not fun. Trust me.

Reggie Evans refuses to go around the Chicago Bulls huddle.

Reggie Evans is many things, he is a NBA irritant, he has bricks for hands and a giant head, he looks like an actual ogre, and is pretty good at this rebounding thing. But there is one thing he is not, he will never be the guy that will take 2 extra steps to go around an opponent's huddle. He instead, would much rather squeeze through a bunch of sweaty dudes to get to the free throw line, because well, he is Reggie Evans and Reggie Evans likes to get on your nerves.

Nate Robinson crosses the living soul out of Kris Humphries.

It must be embarrassing to get crossed up by a 12 year old, but then again, it's Kris Humphries. I am sure he can live with it, you know, along with all other things.

Tom Thibodeau has jokes for the referee.

Tom Thibodeau is a scary man. When he is not yelling at his team, he is usually yelling at the officials, or smashing his white board. My point is that he is almost always angry at something, so this is rare sight. Who knew a man who has chronic laryngitis from yelling at people, can make jokes or laugh for that matter.

Taj Gibson yams one on Kris Humphries.

I guess you can say that Taj climbed over the Hump on that one, am I right? *Dodges tomatoes* I will show myself out.

Brandon Bass's two hand jam on Brook Lopez.

LOOK MAH, TWO HANDS. Not bad for a guy that always look like he is about to get rim-stuffed on every dunk attempt.