Chandler Parsons cops a feel of Jeremy Lin's butt.

AWWW... THESE TWO ARE THE CUTEST. Long live the bromance.

Chandler Parsons and his hair takes over the Orlando Pro-Am.

THE HAIR DON'T STOP.

Lakers fan welcomes Chandler Parsons and his bags to L.A. with a fun taunt.

Bags just came to the Hotel. Smh LA pic.twitter.com/NZIwqnXxAS
— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) August 8, 2013

Whoever did this is so not getting a tip.

Everyone wants Chandler Parson's hair.

No kidding, just look at that thing. Even boy bands are jealous.

Chandler Parsons cheated on Jeremy Lin for Dwight Howard.

The bromance is over, you guys. Leave it to Dwight Howard to come between something so beautiful. How many calls and texts have Chandler Parsons ignored from Jeremy Lin, in his effort to woo you, Dwight? Why couldn't you just pick a place? How can you do this? I HATE YOU. I didn't care when you went back and forth with your decision, but this, this is unforgivable.

From Forbes (Via: PBT):

“Chandler was relentless,” explained a source close to the situation to FORBES. ”[Chandler] called and texted [Dwight] every day, even face-timed and would answer every question Dwight could potentially have. We would drive to his house in the hills and talk to him. Basically Chandler Parsons recruited him like Nick Saban and a 5-star defensive tackle; they hardly knew each other at beginning of process.”

Chandler, this is your fault too, in a midst of your chase for Dwight, you completely forgot who was the most important person in your life, I am so telling Jeremy. I always knew you were going to break his heart. You boy band types are to never be trusted.

Jeremy Lin impersonates James Harden and Chandler Parsons.

Worst fake beard ever. Via: Jeremy Lin's Instagram

The bromance is as strong as ever. Team fauxhawk.

Jeremy Lin and Chandler Parson's bromance is still in full effect.

There is definitely something going on between these two. You can't fight it off forever, Jeremy.

Via: Reddit

The bromance is real.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Chandler Parsons leaves a Rockets fan hanging.

HA. Via: @cjzero

One for you. One for...NOPE, I have got to fix the do'.

An inside look at Jeremy Lin's game day routine.

A really cool inside look into a NBA player's life on game day. I have always wondered what they did to prepare themselves before the game. Finding out that they don't do much at all is kind of disappointing. But the naps sound great, if only I have time for those, or any real kind of shut eye. The basketball part sounds fun too.

Jeremy Lin takes a wild pass to the head.

Jeremy Lin was just chilling, thinking about Harvard-y things like all Harvard students do and then suddenly Patrick Beverly throws a pass off of the hands of Boobie Gibson, nailing Jeremy right in the head. But not to worry, his bestest bro, Chandler Parsons was there to check up on him, because that is what best bros do. And totally not because they have a thing going on, like the entire internet community believes. To be fair they are not doing themselves any favors in these pictures and .GIFs.

Chandler Parsons falls face first into James Harden's butt.

Via: Reddit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I CAN'T STOP WATCHING.

James Harden, Jeremy Lin and Chandler Parson's Kung Fu Handshake.

Remember when the NBA decided to be the fun police and implemented a 90 second handshake rule, to reduce the length of games for casual fans, instead of just limiting the amount of timeouts allowed. The problem is obviously at the end of the games, where 2 minutes on the game clock meant 15 more minutes before a team comes out victorious. Despite those fatuous rules NBA players have to put up with, James Harden, Jeremy Lin and Chandler Parsons made with the time they got and stuck it to the man with a somewhat creative handshake that revolves around martial arts. The video is of course accompanied by none other than the timeless classic, "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas.

Shake on that David Stern. How do you like their "expert timing?"

Blake Griffin love taps Chandler Parsons in the groin.

It's just a love tap. I am sure none of them took it seriously at the time. At least not until the victim of the savage attack, Chandler Parsons found a clip of the cheap shot and took it to Twitter. According to rappers, once you take it on Twitter, it becomes an official feud.

To which Blake Griffin replied with:

Yea, no one is buying it, Blake. That look at the end is convincingly malicious. It's cool though, these two guys are bros, Blake even named his dog after him. Actually, I am not too sure if that is such a good thing after reading that again.

NBA Hanukkah Carol - Houston Rockets Edition.

I hope every team does a holiday carol, because these are great. I am kind of upset that James Harden wasn't part of this video, at least Patrick Patterson picked up the slack by his teammates. Dude is feeling it and looking like DMX singing in that Rudolph remix.

The Rockets stands at number 2 in my NBA carol power rankings. Dallas at first and Timberwolves are dead least. Please continue your submissions.