John Wall gets the first flop warning of the season.

For shame, John, it's only been three days.

Dirk Nowitzki flops in a charity All-Star soccer game in Germany.

Yo Dirk, I know your people invented the crazy illegal German knee procedure and everything, but being 7 foot and falling for no apparent reason, can't be good for your knees, bro.

The Worst of NBA Flops Set to Opera Music.

THIS IS AMAZING.

Via: Slate

Chris Bosh pulls off the Flop of the Year.

It's ironic really, seeing that Chris Bosh pulled of the one of the greatest flops in NBA History against the guy that is the most notorious in the league for drawing imaginary fouls. What comes around goes around, am I right? Seriously though, this is terrible. I can't believe the referees didn't catch that.

Kevin Martin gets fouled by a ghost.

Damn it Antoine, not again.

This is Kevin Martin's second warning, which means he has to pay a fine of $5,000 dollars to the league. Good going Antoine, one more time and Kevin Martin would lose 10,000 dollars.

Tony Parker didn't think he deserved the NBA flop warning.

I can't. If this wasn't a flop like Tony Paker said, there is only two other possible explanations for his "dive." Either the ghost of Antoine Tyler from the movie, the Sixth Man (I think a Wayan was in it) pushed him or Toney Douglas has a tiny finger cannon that no one knows about. And since both are fictional, Tony should have probably kept his opinion to himself to avoid further embarrassment.

This is what he actually said (Via: Jeff McDonald):

How can he sleep at night, after lying to himself and everyone else. Toney Douglas was laughing because that was a terrible flop. A good one gets your teammates off their bench and cry. Even Manu couldn't help you there. But in Parker's defense, this is not exactly his area of expertise. After all, the French man is a more renowned flopper on the offensive end.