Ben Mclemore and Patrick Patterson puts Travis Outlaw on Dunk Cam.

OH MY GOD. THIS IS GENIUS.

(P.S. Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I am not dead. I just have a bunch of school work to do lately. Regular posts should resume in the opening week of the NBA season. 27 DAYS!)

Ricky Rubio, Iman Shumpert, DeMarcus Cousins and Al Harrington are Renaissance men.

DeMarcus Cousins and Shakespeare... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: DeMarcus Cousins and Thomas Robinson reunited.

Awww. Via: houstonrockets' instagram

Reunited and it feels so good. One aspect that fans and people in general ignore when it comes to NBA trades or any other sports trade involving players, is that it tears friends apart and it is perfectly captured in the photo above. Last night when the the Houston Rockets visited the Sacramento Kings, it marked the first time since February 20th that the rookie, Thomas Robinson has seen his former teammates and apparently no one misses him more than DeMarcus Cousins. DMC is not a bad dude, he might throw tantrums during games and display the worst of body languages, but judging by this photo, he has real love for his rookie. Kind of reminds of a scene in Lion King (the greatest movie ever), where Mufasa play fights with Simba after teaching him a lesson. Why did I have to bring that up, now I am sad.

The Round Up - March 28th, 2013.

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Royalty: DeMarcus Cousins went full on Beast mode last night, feasting on the weak souls of the Phoenix Suns, with 34 points (12 of 16), and a helping of 14 rebounds in 30 minutes of play. His tiny teammate, Isiah Thomas cleaned up the leftovers with 23 points on 6 of 10 shooting and 8 assists. There really weren't anything the Suns could have done in this game to slow the Kings down. I mean what you can you do when a team scores 62 points in your paint, compared to the 42 you had in theirs? Defense, anyone? There was a lone bright light for the Suns, Luis Scola did score 25 points (10 of 13) and grabbed 7 rebounds in the losing effort.

Empty Lake: With a chance to pass Wilt Chamberlain for 4th most points in NBA history, Kobe Bryant came up 5 points short, finishing with a game-high 30 points on 6 of 17 shooting in the loss to the Milwaukee Bucks. Dwight Howard added 15 points (6 of 8) and 15 boards. The Bucks starting line up completely outmatched the opposition, combining for 95 of the teams' total 113. LARRY SANDER! led the way with 21 points (8 of 11) and 13 rebounds. While Brandon Jennings chipped in for 20 points (7 of 14) and 7 dimes against his hometown team. This Lakers loss is huge and could potentially comeback to haunt them, as it gives the Utah Jazz a shot to reclaim their 8th spot in the West with a win over the Portland Trail Blazers today.

Update - More bad news for the Lakers, Kobe Bryant has a bone spur in his left foot and is out indefinitely.

More Beards: The beards won't be coming off for another two games, everyone. In the much anticipated .500 beard game, where several members of the Dallas Mavericks were prepared to rid themselves of the facial hair they have grown in their winning drought, the results were negative, with the Mavs falling to two games behind .500 after this 25 point loss to the Indiana Pacers. Dirk Nowitzki did all he could, going off for a team-high 21 points on 10 of 20 shooting and 7 rebounds. With the exception of Vince Carter, who came off the bench for 14 points on 13 shots, no one scored more than 10 points. And to top that off, Dallas, as a team shot a depressing 39 percent from the field. Indiana, on the other hand. did not have that problem, hitting 48 percent of their shots. Paul George had 24 points (10 of 17), 8 boards and 6 assists.

DeMarcus Cousins boogies through the defense for the monster slam on Anthony Randolph.

What? No technical foul? My condolences to the Randolph family. I am sorry for you loss. He was a brave man, but not a strong man. To be fair, there aren't many people that can withstand a truck of a body like DeMarcus Cousins and survive. It was just unfortunate that it had to be him.

Angry DeMarcus Cousins "talks" about his recent suspension from the Sacramento Kings.

DeMarcus Cousins of the Sacramento Kings haven't played a basketball game in a week, he was suspended for one game by the team on December 21st after a verbal altercation with the King's head coach, Keith Smart at halftime. But even though the suspension was lifted on Christmas Eve, Cousins did not travel with the team to Portland to play the Blazers and there are no reports that confirm that he would be playing against the New York Knicks tonight.

Great interview bro, you totally answered those questions. Just a thought, maybe top being a dick and respond to reporters in a professional manner.  This is why people think you are immature, you have hold your composure. There is only one person in the league allowed to that type of crap to reporters and his name is Greg Popovich. Is this a sign? They do need someone after Tim Duncan.