Nerlens Noel got a new car.

Plenty of leg room. Via: @NerlensNoel3

If Shaq can fit into a Buick, Nerlens Noel should have no problems fitting into a smart car. I mean Nerlens is only a little over half the maximum weight capacity of the car and is approximately 2 feet taller than it, no biggie.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Nate Robinson's Ride.

Via: ripcity3232 (Richard Hamilton's Instagram)

It's funny because he is short. It's also funny because it is fake. Nate maybe shorter compared to the rest of the players in the NBA, but he is a very normal sized human being at 5'8". He is actually listed at 5'9", but who is he kidding, he is not fooling anybody.

Kenny Smith and his family in new Hyundai Commercials.

Just a game? I don't know what Kenny's cute kid is playing, but don't you tell anybody to calm down after beating a video game. If I finish first place in Mario Kart in a 150cc Star Cup, you let me celebrate. Do you know how hard Rainbow Road is, Kenny? One wrong move and you fall off into a black infinite space. Anyways, there are two more commercial featuring the Smiths, both of which share the common theme of bagging Kenny in some sort of way.

Days were better when new jack swing was cool. We, as a society should really embrace it again.

This was my favorite. Sorry, Kenny. You know you were crucial to your teams success.

Check Out Marquis Daniel's Secret Party Van.

On the outside it looks like any ordinary gigantic van, but on the inside it is surprisingly not as crazy as I thought it would be. It's basically a small RV. At least it can fit NBA sized people, unlike that Buick Shaq is trying to sell us. You are not fooling anyone.

Tim Duncan Opens a Car Customization Shop in San Antonio.

Photos by Andrew Link

If you were to rank Tim Duncan amongst the Greatest NBA power forwards, he would be near or at the top of that list. Now rank them according to how entertaining they are, Tim Duncan would probably be at the bottom of this list. It is an universal fact that Tim Duncan, is while one of NBA's best is also the most boring player ever. His face is always emotion-less during games, there is nothing flashy about his style of play and their isn't anything interesting about him off court. Well, besides this Halloween photo of him and Tony Parker holding fake guns up to a fake Joey Crawford.

Tim knows he can't play basketball forever, so during last year's lockout, he decided to pursue his other interests. He recently opened up Black Jack Speed Shop, a new car customization shop in San Antonio. This is quite a surprise. A guy like Tim Duncan who likes to keep things plain and simple has a car shop that pimp out people's rides. I don't know if this is sign of how little we really know about Tim, but I have a feeling that once he retires, he will become a TV personality, get his own reality show on MTV and it might have a little something to do with cars. Or I can be totally wrong, which tends to be the case.

The only thing missing to make him look like a real owner is arm tattoos.

Source: SLAM

A Inside look at NBA Rookie Hazing.

When I first saw the popcorn prank that Deron Williams and Reggie Evans pulled on Marshon Brooks, I thought they were diabolical evil geniuses. But apparently buttering up your Rookies car when they fail to do the job requested is an actual trend, sucks for all the rookies that spent their money on a brand new whip on their first paycheck.

Kendrick Perkin refuses to sing with his teammates in a local commercial.

One thing you need to know is that Kendrick Perkins is serious all the time. It is not an act, he is serious 24/7 and will not break no matter the circumstances. On the other hand, we have Nick Collison, who is of course the most convincing salesman of the bunch, with his smooth voice and slick hair-do, who wouldn't be like the fellow below.

Sources: SB Nation