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Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts

Monday, October 29, 2012

Blake Griffin gives advice to his younger self.


This is possibly my favorite commercial, it includes my favorite song, a back to the future reference and it's NBA-related.

Telling a 10 year old that can dunk to practice free throws is never going to happen, this is why you are you and also why you do this:


Source: KIA on Youtube

Friday, October 26, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Blake Griffin really needs to go to the bathroom.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!

Source: BDL

Doc Rivers: "Jason Terry is slow as (bleep)."

Photos By:
Wendy Maeda/Globe Staff
  
This summer, Boston ended the era of the original "Big 3" of the Celtics. With the rise of Avery Bradley last season, Allen had to take a backseat, in a role he was not comfortable with and eventually drove him out of town.

The addition of Terry, became a perfect fit, as the 2009 sixth man of the year, he can provide an offensive spark off the bench that the veteran team was desperately missing. His ability to create his own shot and making it at a consistent high percentage will be key to the Celtic's success. And because you want to know, in a recent interview, Jason explained his technique on creating his own shot.

From the Boston Herald:
... It’s changing speeds and changing pace, and sometimes when you’re slow, you’re quick. I mean, the defense doesn’t know what you’re doing. If you hurry, you run into your defender, and then you’ve accomplished nothing. So I had to slow myself down a little bit but still be quick at the same time.
The best part besides the fact that this made no sense was that Doc River heard it and called out on Jason Terry's bullshit
“He’s in no hurry. Well, he can’t be,” the coach said. “He’s slow as (expletive). 
That just moved Doc up in my non existent extensive list of coolest coaches ever. If you have the time please check out this great piece on Grantland about him, it might just make you move him up in your non existent list too.

Source: The Boston Herald

James Harden and Tony Parker surprise drop in at a local park.


This can not be more staged, I mean seriously, what kid cares about Tony Parker, especially when you had the beard right next to you. Also can this be any more of an unlikely pairing, an upcoming young star with an established veteran guard, weird. At least get GinĂ³bili, then we can get a mirror one on one match with ALL OF THE FLOPS.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Jason Terry falls for his own prank.

I am pretty sure, Jason Terry was scared every time Dionte Christmas jumped out of that box, otherwise why would he keep running away. Too bad Dionte is now waived by the Celtics, Boston is back to being the old and serious team that rarely jokes. 

Source: NOC

Monday, October 22, 2012

The Most Interesting Man in the NBA.

Most people would agree that the most interesting players are the most weird ones. The Metta World Peaces, JaVale McGees or just some foreign dudes. But SB Nation decided to look outside the box and found themselves the most interesting man in all of NBA Basketball. The honor goes to none other than new acquired Toronto Raptor, John Lucas the Third. Surprise?


Source: SB Nation

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Al Jefferson has a $23,000 sized bed.


 Al Jefferson is a 6'10" human. He plays center for the Utah Jazz. And he happens to have a 10 ft. by 12 ft. bed. Do you know how many of me can fit into that Hulk of a bed. I am about 5'8", which is the average height of human beings (if you disagree, I will fight you to the death) and about 20 inches wide (yes, I actually measured) laying down with my hands by my side. That bed will fit six of me horizontally and two vertically, with inches of leg room.

If you still don't believe me, look at the picture below. That's 6'1" Mo Williams, he looks like he just climbed up the beanstalk and crawled on to the Giant's bed. Unbelievable!


Oh, and if you are interested, here's the actual receipt




Source: SB Nation, @MoWilliams and @SaltCityHoops for pictures.


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Allen Iverson is still crossing people up.

...In China.


Sad news for many AI fans. The once dynamic guard who dominated and changed the NBA with his playground style, is now reduced to playing basketball in China. Hard to believe nobody in the league wants him, but the man is still proving people wrong, and that he can still ball even if he is destroying "professional" chinese players. 

Note: Jason Williams was also on his team, which basically makes this team, super hoop mix-tape worthy. All the behind the back passes and crossovers you can ever imagine. 

Source: SLAM Online

Monday, October 8, 2012

Utah Jazz Rookie Dance Off.


A rookie dance off is basically a tradition now for all teams. This years submissions have been pretty bad, especially the Raptors one. But I got to hand it to Quincy Acy, that beard might just rival James Harden. The clear winner of this year's unofficial NBA All Rookie 1st Dance Team, goes to the Utah Jazz. Although the ace, Enes Kanter is a sophomore, he brought it to the floor, literally, with a move that we haven't seen it years, since Shaq's perfection of it. With that submission he now becomes the second tallest or longest in this case to ever do the worm. Mind blowing facts here, people!



Source: SB Nation

This Week in the NBA: Terrible Life Decisions.

This is not going to be a recurring segment on this site. I just felt like I had to show you guys some pictures that captured a few NBA Players and their horrible life choices that happened this week.

First, we have Dwight Howard showing us the clear disadvantages of being 6' 11". Apparently at that height you can not find a turtleneck that will fit, nor can you pull it off. A few questions do come to mind though, if I am correct you play for the Lakers now, which means you live in a place that is summer all year long. There should be no occasion, where you will look at your closet and go "oh, a turtleneck would be perfect today."


Then we have the winner of the week, Brandon Jenninngs who decided to jump on the twilight-inspired trend and get golden teeth on where you would normally find vampire fangs. Oh, did I mention the lip tattoo, a freakin' lip tattoo. To make things worst, you can't even read what it says, that artist has kindergarten level hand writing. Have fun with that thing on your lip the rest of your life.



Source: Beyond the Buzzer

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Shaq loves his yo mama jokes.

If you know Shaq at all, you will know that he is pretty known for making really bad yo mama jokes.

He recently did a Q&A for twitter and when trolled the Big Cactus is known to strike.
 Told you it was bad, but it did give me a idea and share this compilation of Shaq's Yo Mama jokes with you guys:


Worth a watch, at least for a few laughs.

Source: @SHAQ

Monday, October 1, 2012

Best pictures of NBA media day (Part One).

 Just for Laughs.
 Blake Face.


This play will probably be responsible for 50% of Lakers' points next year, the other 50%, will be Kobe throwing up shit.

 Amare screwing an Apple over, how symbolic.

 Where am I? I am still paying basketball? Who in their right minds are paying me to be old?

 The whitest front court of 2012 - 2013.

 No emotion Joe is rubbing off.

 OVERPAID.

 We are not laughing because we are happy, just look at the jerseys, they are ridiculous. Even Javale doesn't approve.

 I hate you all.

 Been watching too much Fresh Prince of Bel Air in the offseason.

 Awkward Steve Nash is awkward.

No Derrick Rose? Do we still have to play?

Source: Beyond the Buzzer (pictures)

Andrew Bynum Don't Care.


When the Sixers pulled a move to get themselves Andrew Bynum, they knew they were going to get a 2 time NBA champion and allstar player. Whether this works out for them, is questionable, as Bynum's commitment to the game have been very inconsistent.
But, nothing says more about the ex-lakers center then this picture right here, that hairdo simply just shows how little Bynum cares.


Plus, a bonus prize for Laker fans, your welcome.


On a a little more serious note, Andrew Bynum just got the Kobe treatment done to his own knees, he has to now sit out for 3 weeks. Probably should have done it earlier, my friend.

Nobody likes Michael Beasley.

Photo by Elsa, Getty Images
It is not just you T'Wolves fans, looks like both Rick Adelman and Ricky Rubio wanted Beasley gone.

From an interview with Coach Adelman (Via SB Nation):
"Yes, Michael has been good. I get along with him. But I don't think we'll be a championship team with him. If I put Michael in, Michael can score, but he doesn't play any defense and he forgets the other offensive players, and I just can't tolerate that under my system because the other players are just standing around."
That was the most perfectly put description of Michael Beasley ever, if any team wants to sign him after he wants out of Phoenix, someone should just out that quote in his resume.

The battering does not stop there, from an interview with Ricky Rubio (Via BDL):
"...I love when you are in a team and you get to the locker room and just hear voices laughing,'' Rubio said. ''We don't have Beasley anymore so we don't have to hear him singing songs. But it's going to be fun.''
Ricky, I don't think Beasley is the only one that can't sing on the Timberwolves, as a matter of fact, this youtube gem proves no body on the roster can sing, at ALL.


I hope that they made a highlight compilation of Michael Beasley hogging the ball with the "Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync for his departure.

Sources: Yahoo BDL, SB Nation, Bleacher Report (picture)

Friday, September 28, 2012

The Miami Heat are hypocrites.

As you all know, NBA is finally implementing a system to prevent flopping, by administering the culprits fines after games.

One of the biggest offenders are the reigning champions Miami Heat, and yes, Clippers you are without a doubt flop city. But a major change this year, without Reggie Evans as one of the core guys, the Clips will definitely take big drop on the offender list.

Today was NBA media day and the coach of the Heat, Erik Spoelstra was asked some critical questions that are recorded by the press in form of tweets.

 Okay, so I better not see Lebron wobbling like top after getting hit.


 But you just said, you are toughening up your guys, what are you trying to say Pat Riley's puppet?



WHOA, of all people, Battier actually called flopping a problem when he is making a legitimate NBA career out of it, that is ridiculous, just like this flop he pulled. (Clip via @basquiatball) 




Sources: @tomhaberstroh and @MiamiHeraldHeat


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Javale McGee gets a role in upcoming Batman movie sequel.

Jokes, but good angry face though.


 I am mile high city's reckoning.
This works in so many ways, and basically speaks of Javale's potential in Denver.
He can either turn into one of NBA's biggest jokes (which he kind of is already), or change the franchise around and be a solid star.


Sources: @SteveHess1

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Iman Shumpert dunks an iPhone 5.


The New York Knick's sophomore added a little twist on the traditional drop test.

Dwyane Wade crowned himself and LeBron as the BEST DRESSED NBA players in the 2011-2012 Finals.

Looks like I was right about the secret NBA fashion battle between the players of Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder, but it looks like the competition is now officially over. In a series that went to 5 games, Dwyane Wade not only took the ultimate prize of the Larry O' Brien Trophy away from the Thunder in the NBA finals this year, he also just ripped Russell Westbrook's NBA best dressed award (by best dressed, we all already know it means the weirdest and wackiest) right out of his hands.

From Dwyane Wade's recent interview with Maxim:
During the finals, it seemed like you and LeBron were having a style contest with Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook of the Thunder. Who do you think won?
"It wasn’t even close. We’re way better dressers than they are."
Ouch. Seems like Wade didn't even acknowledge them as adversaries, he might as well be holding on to Russ's pumping heart and screaming fatality, as the point guard slowly withers. The young thunder must be feeling extra down now that their hours and hours of work to put on the best outfit after every game has gone down the drain. At least there is next season, hopefully they will bring their A game, cheer up bros.
Source: TBJ

Someone actually wanted to get dunked on by Blake Griffin for fun.


So, basically the victim of that video believed he could block Blake Griffin's dunk. It ended well.