tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41528751701062876242024-03-12T18:28:16.747-07:00The Basketball MachineLesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.comBlogger1388125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-82668055522230728602013-11-02T16:36:00.003-07:002013-11-02T16:36:33.758-07:00The Dallas Mavericks made their own SpongeBob intro. <div style="text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://thebasketballmachine.blogspot.ca/2013/10/the-dallas-mavericks-cover-what-does.html">That's it. They win.</a> The Mavericks are the greatest internet team of all time. </div>
Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-61315914496507491892013-11-01T08:00:00.000-07:002013-11-01T08:00:05.293-07:00John Wall gets the first flop warning of the season. <div style="text-align: center;">
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For shame, John, it's only been three days.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-84595407343656538792013-11-01T06:00:00.000-07:002013-11-01T06:00:08.553-07:00DeAndre Jordan can't believe he didn't get the foul. <div style="text-align: center;">
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He still can't believe it.<br />
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Via: <a href="https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/396142399220875264">@netw3rk</a>Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-47239505743500624412013-10-30T08:00:00.000-07:002013-10-30T08:00:07.110-07:00The Dallas Mavericks cover "What does the fox say?"<div style="text-align: center;">
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I don't know what any of that was, but I love it. The Mavs won the internet before their season even started. This is going to be a great year.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-23212244045136116132013-10-30T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-30T06:00:01.128-07:00CHRIS BOSH VIDEOBOMBS ARE BACK.<div style="text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://thebasketballmachine.blogspot.ca/2013/03/robot-chris-bosh-video-bombs-dwyane-wade.html">I knew you wouldn't let me down</a>, big fella.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-62378118949708404772013-10-29T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-29T06:00:01.854-07:00Kyrie Irving, Nate Robinson and Maya Moore stars in a new Uncle Drew ad. <div style="text-align: center;">
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WELCOME BACK, NBA. MISSED YOU.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-1841331587699366812013-10-25T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-25T06:00:07.389-07:00Gregg Popovich trolls Craig Sager in preseason. <div style="text-align: center;">
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Treasure this, Craig, because if you are lucky enough, that's about the most words you will get from Pop in the entire 2013/2014 season.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-38498883439678924872013-10-24T08:00:00.000-07:002013-10-24T08:00:03.824-07:00Andray Blatche videobombs Joe Johnson. <div style="text-align: center;">
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NBA basketball is great and all, but you have no idea how much I missed silly things like this. <a href="http://thebasketballmachine.blogspot.ca/2013/01/chris-bosh-video-bombs-another-lebron.html">Don't let me down, Chris Bosh</a>.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-44302692909671604042013-10-24T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-24T06:00:10.167-07:00Derrick Rose loses Reggie Jackson with the signature crossover. <div style="text-align: center;">
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WHERE DID THE BALL GO, REGGIE? DERRICK ROSE IS BACK, BABY. (Okay, I know he didn't score, but LET ME BE HAPPY.)</div>
Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-44679812711970751742013-10-21T19:24:00.001-07:002013-10-21T19:24:59.571-07:00Metta World Peace scares off Tyler Hansbrough. <div style="text-align: center;">
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CRAZY RECOGNIZE CRAZY.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-17894622915139448642013-10-18T18:05:00.002-07:002013-10-18T18:05:36.429-07:00The Milwaukee Bucks' Starbucks Drake Hands. <div style="text-align: center;">
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Yea, you are here. This is that side of the internet you've been missing.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-48612562251485479592013-10-11T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-11T06:00:00.471-07:00Andray Blatche and Brook Lopez do Brooklyn Cookie Dance.<div style="text-align: center;">
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Brook Lopez did way better than I expected, at least he did, until that freestyle happened.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-12862896704699414332013-10-08T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-08T06:00:11.869-07:00Stephen Curry's 3-point celebration dance. <div style="text-align: center;">
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I don't know how and where Stephen Curry came up with those dance moves, but I am definitely stealing them for the next rap themed party at my grandpa's retirement home. Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-41623843049365979912013-10-06T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-06T06:00:04.912-07:00Chandler Parsons cops a feel of Jeremy Lin's butt. <div style="text-align: center;">
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AWWW... THESE TWO ARE THE CUTEST. Long live the bromance.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-7805232993439310902013-10-02T10:00:00.000-07:002013-10-02T10:00:07.112-07:00Jeremy Lin takes on Papa Lin's extreme workout. <div style="text-align: center;">
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Old people LOVE their hook shots. They also love telling you how the NBA has gone soft. Oh, Dads.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-49771316023408209752013-10-02T08:00:00.000-07:002013-10-02T08:00:04.237-07:00Random NBA .GIF of the Day: J.R. Smith impersonates Mike Woodson. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://thebasketballmachine.blogspot.ca/2013/03/jr-smith-describes-his-funny.html">PERFECT</a>, <a href="http://thebasketballmachine.blogspot.ca/2013/04/a-video-of-every-mike-woodson-face-you.html">SO PERFECT</a>.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-72532715954324737382013-10-02T06:00:00.000-07:002013-10-02T06:00:09.344-07:00Random NBA Photo of the Day: MILWAUKEE BUCKS WINGSPAN.<div style="text-align: center;">
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OH MY GOD. THIS IS GENIUS.<br />
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(P.S. Sorry for the lack of updates lately. I am not dead. I just have a bunch of school work to do lately. Regular posts should resume in the opening week of the NBA season. 27 DAYS!)Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-14551548140766831082013-09-11T06:00:00.000-07:002013-09-11T06:00:12.081-07:00Stephen Curry pulls off a windmill dunk. <div style="text-align: center;">
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NOOO STOP... phew. Don't scare me like that again, Steph.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-53961089528740656572013-09-09T06:00:00.000-07:002013-09-09T06:00:10.620-07:00Derrick Rose crosses up ninjas, sumo wrestlers, samurais and fans in Japan. Derrick Rose vs. Ninjas, Fans and Sumo Wrestler.
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Confession time, guys. Up until this video surfaced on the internet, I had my doubts about Derrick Rose's return and wasn't really convinced that he would return to the player he was before tearing his left ACL in the 2012 postseason. But it seems like my concerns have all been addressed, because there is no way you can cross up ninjas, and samurais with a busted knee. And if there is, I don't want to believe it.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-1936361757093458492013-09-06T10:00:00.000-07:002013-09-06T10:00:05.581-07:00RARE FOOTAGE: Rajon Rondo dancing (at Brandon Bass's wedding).<div style="text-align: center;">
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This is first and only video evidence of Rajon Rondo dancing and even though it lasted for about 7 seconds, savor it, because it is not likely to happen again.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-51168096289854541782013-09-06T08:00:00.000-07:002013-09-06T08:00:08.136-07:00Nerlens Noel got a new car.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If Shaq can fit into a Buick, Nerlens Noel should have no problems fitting into a smart car. I mean Nerlens is only a little over half the maximum weight capacity of the car and is approximately 2 feet taller than it, no biggie.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-92051506813696570272013-09-06T06:00:00.000-07:002013-09-06T06:00:04.645-07:00Chandler Parsons and his hair takes over the Orlando Pro-Am.<div style="text-align: center;">
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THE HAIR DON'T STOP.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-36028929929049144592013-09-03T08:00:00.000-07:002013-09-03T08:00:06.702-07:00Amir Johnson loses a game of tug-of-war to an elephant. <div style="text-align: center;">
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Pretty sure almost tearing your entire body in a game of tug of war with an elephant is not covered by your insurance, but okay.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4152875170106287624.post-73165605913837240262013-09-03T06:00:00.000-07:002013-09-03T06:00:00.830-07:00Jamal Crawford crossing everyone up in Summer League. <div style="text-align: center;">
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If dancing with a basketball was possible, this is what it would look like.Lesliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12389954505161128745noreply@blogger.com2