Kevin Durant, Michael Beasley, Victor Oladipo and Thomas Robinson lights up the Goodman Classic.

Ahhh, 59 more days.

Michael Beasley has his own team of hair stylists because, of course.

Are you the best stylist in DMV?If so, come join my styling team. The Hair Spa! Send all inquires to beasley@thehairspa.com
— Michael Beasley (@easyst0) June 4, 2013

I am just going to leave this here.

Yikes.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Super Cool Beas loses his balance.

Via: @Wiz_spurtin 

Oh, Michael Beasley. Perhaps if you didn't put so much "umphh" in that pass fake, then maybe you wouldn't end up in .GIF form for others to laugh at.

Phoenix Suns Coach, Lindsey Hunter stares down Michael Beasley after an airball.

To say that this season for the Phoenix Suns has been nothing but utter disappointment is an understatement. They are the worst team in the West. Their roster does not make the slightest sense. And the worst part of it all, is that there are no noticeable pieces on this team that other teams would be interested to trade for. When they first signed Michael Beasley, they thought the former number 2 pick would be able to thrive in a system as the go to scorer. So far, that experiment has not worked out for them. Beasley is averaging a career low in just about every single category. There are no more "potentials" to live up to anymore, this is who he is and it won't get any better. You would think Lindsey Hunter would know better by now, but 56 games into the season and he is still in disbelief that Supercool Beas would throw up an air ball in a 25 point loss.

Michael Beasley ate chicken and fries before basketball games.

Some players swear by never eating before games and if they do, it will usually be a light snack. But for a few specific individuals, they will have pizza right before the game and maybe go off for 81 points against the Toronto Raptors. Not everyone is the same, in Michael Beasley' case, we might have found why he has not played up to his expectations and it just so happens to be related to food.

From the Hang Time Blog:

As Michael Beasley slammed a chicken tenders basket at his locker about 90 minutes before his Phoenix Suns were to face the Dallas Mavericks on Sunday, he seemed more pleased with the savory french fries than digging up the past yet again.
“These fries are good, man,” Beasley said between shoveling handfuls of the greasy goodness into his mouth.

Have you ever played basketball after eating greasy food? How can you play at your best with your stomach feeling bloated, mouth filled with grease residue and possible constipation? You can't and neither can the former number 2 overall pick.

After rifling through the chicken finger basket and dressing for the game while rapping out loud the inaudible lyrics streaming through his headphones, Beasley managed 12 points on 4-for-10 shooting and four rebounds. He recorded a team-worst minus-17 in 20 minutes and the Suns lost for the 30th time in 45 games.

Stick with the simple carbs, man. I am sure the Suns nutritionist have super foods that can help you perform better, after all this organization did extend Steve Nash's health and revived Grant Hill's career.

Phoenix Suns sings to Flo Rida' Whistle.

What is better than getting NBA players to sing to a song that is full of sexual innuendos and highly inappropriate for radio? Well, you get Foreign players from the Suns (And there is a lot of them) to do it. I hope the Suns can tolerate Michael Beasley's singing, because his ex-foreign teammate Ricky Rubio hated it, but he was definitely not the worst in the video.

Jermaine O'neal looking happy was not exactly how I remembered him growing up. It is super weird to see a guy that everyone referred to as a thug, to actually sing "This is going to be fun" (To be fair, he seems to have let loose at the near end of his career). And what is with Sebastian Telfair, for a guy that has been in the NBA for quite some time, I am not sure I have seen anyone more awkward on camera than him, good smile though, bro.

Nobody likes Michael Beasley.

Photo by Elsa, Getty Images

It is not just you T'Wolves fans, looks like both Rick Adelman and Ricky Rubio wanted Beasley gone.

From an interview with Coach Adelman (Via SB Nation):

"Yes, Michael has been good. I get along with him. But I don't think we'll be a championship team with him. If I put Michael in, Michael can score, but he doesn't play any defense and he forgets the other offensive players, and I just can't tolerate that under my system because the other players are just standing around."

That was the most perfectly put description of Michael Beasley ever, if any team wants to sign him after he wants out of Phoenix, someone should just out that quote in his resume.

The battering does not stop there, from an interview with Ricky Rubio (Via BDL):

"...I love when you are in a team and you get to the locker room and just hear voices laughing,'' Rubio said. ''We don't have Beasley anymore so we don't have to hear him singing songs. But it's going to be fun.''

Ricky, I don't think Beasley is the only one that can't sing on the Timberwolves, as a matter of fact, this youtube gem proves no body on the roster can sing, at ALL.

I hope that they made a highlight compilation of Michael Beasley hogging the ball with the "Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync for his departure.

Sources: Yahoo BDL, SB Nation, Bleacher Report (picture)