Showing posts with label Stephen Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen Jackson. Show all posts

Saturday, August 3, 2013

The first ever footage of Stephen Jackson working out in the off-season.


Kind of super weird for Stak5 to preach working hard when he claimed last summer that he never works out during the off-season, but okay. (Obviously not undermining the work NBA players put in to keep their job, just find it funny coming from his mouth. Too trill for his own good.)

Friday, June 14, 2013

Stephen Jackson freestyle raps on ESPN's First Take.


Stephen Jackson, the only man trill enough to leave a NBA championship contending team because he won't admit that Danny "BAJILLION THREES" Green is better than him. Guess it worked out for the best. Cool raps though.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Coach Greg Popovich is burdened by Stephen Jackson, because "all he does is Twitters."

Eric Gray/AP Photo
If you know anything about Stephen Jackson, it is his temper and reputation of being a head case that clashes with all the coaches he has ever had, with the exception of one. Out of every person (maybe Nellie in that miraculous 07' run) that had Jackson in his roster, only Greg Popovich managed to keep him under control and make him into an effective member off the bench. But as good as things goes, it doesn't always mean they don't get into each other faces.

From Dwain Price of Full Court Press:
San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich was doing an interview after this morning's shoot around at the American Airlines Center when he looked over and saw forward Stephen Jackson typing something on his cell phone.

"Jack's a pain in the (butt),'' Popovich said. "Look at him, all he does is twitters.

"He's twittering some stuff right now that'll probably get him fined, and then I've got to call the league and talk to the league and say, 'Yeah, I talked to him.' ''
I believe the correct term is "tweeting." I want to him get his terms right just in case he decides to get on this social media platform and make everyone's day with 140 characters or less. It would be the greatest account created. Imagine him responding to the Jackson's threat to Serge Ibaka, the comedic potential is endless. He can even use the millions of Coach Pop's reaction .GIFs to reply to everything, thus taking his media trolling to a whole new level.

Via: @cjzero

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Jackson then chimed in and said: "It's not Twitter. It's Instagram.''
Just because the two cut ties on their once successful partnership, doesn't mean it is not basically the same thing. Besides (if you follow him on twitter) all he does with instagram is taking screenshots of a daily prayer he wrote/find and of course the occasional trask talking that have stopped as of late.

The Spurs are the most exciting on and off court team of the NBA. Please never change.

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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Stephen Jackson threatens to go in Serge Ibaka's mouth.


We all know Stephen Jackson and Metta World Peace are bros, they played in Indiana together when MWP was still Ron Artest. They went through Malice in Palace together, and even though Stephen Jackson knew he was putting his NBA career in danger, he still fought with Ron Artest because he protects his family.

So when Serge Ibaka got a little too close in MWP's mug, Captain Jack took upon twitter to call him out.

While Jackson is not the most physically intimidating player compared to the likes of Ibaka, he is a real scrappy dude and everyone he played with have all said they wouldn't want to be on the opposite side in a fight. I have seen him beat dudes to a pulp and would never doubt his abilities, but if I was Serge Ibaka how are you suppose to be scared of a guy that admitted his guilty pleasure song was Ashlee Simpsons' pieces of me.

For real. That is actually what he said in the recent interview with ESPN. And apparently he listens to it right before games. My whole world just exploded, along with the coffee that I spewed out of my mouth when I read the article. I can not believe this, a guy that got into a club fight, hit by a car at 45 mph, lost all his teeth and had plastic surgery on his lip without anesthesia listens to Ashlee Simpson to relax before games. Excuse me while I curl up into a ball and allow this emotional roller coaster that I am experience to sit for a minute.

Monday, October 29, 2012

Spurs wins the NBA Halloween Costume Contest.

Who would have thought that a team that Popovich coaches and led my Tim Duncan would win a costume contest. No one would have ever thought the Spurs would even dress up for Halloween, but here are the pictures proving me wrong.

Two kickasses? Is it that really necessary to have two heroes that have zero super powers and mediocre combat skills?
Of course, Tim Duncan is the punisher, how Tim Duncan of him to recycle his costume ideas. We already saw him earlier this year with a punisher knee brace, I wonder if he is wearing it.

Zorro is Spanish, Ginobili speaks Spanish, so therefore it is a perfect fit. What would be better is a Bat exterminator costume, because we all saw Manu smacking the living crap out of that unlucky bat at the AT&T Center.
Guess someone didn't get the memo, it is the number one rule at any Halloween costume party, never show up in the same costume. If anything, Stephen Jackson is the best joker, I mean who else has a similar personality as the Joker than Stak5? Tiago, you should have stuck with the Usain Bolt costume you planned.


 Happy Halloween, I have saved the scariest picture for last.


Hope you can sleep well tonight!

Source: @DaTrillStak5

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Iman Shumpert freestyles to Kanye's Clique.


You should know by now that there are only a few NBA players that are given props for their rapping and Iman is in the "elite" list of them. But after seeing this video, it might change your mind.

Ok, so many problems with this and since it is the offseason, I have nothing to do then breaking it down for you.

First off, saying that you got Raymond Felton, Kurt Thomas and Jason Kidd, is not threatening to anyone. Before you go ahead and kill "em", you should be more worried about them suddenly fainting on court and wither to death. Which is very possible as Felton is still out of shape, no matter he says how many pounds he lost, and other two are near/at their 40s'.

Second, I will give him props for actually freestyling the right way, unlike rappers do now a days, where they write their verses out before performing them. With that said, that was not impressive at all, listing your teammates, do not showcase you abilities, no wonder Stephen Jackson called him whack.


Sources: Beyond the Buzzer (picture), and Knicks Now.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Metta World Peace apologizes for having No Swag and ranks other NBA players in "fashion swag."

MWP decided to go off on twitter on Thursday night, and I felt like I had to share this gold mine with you guys.


Spell check please.
Ok, sure. You narcissist.
Bold statement, but Stephen Jackson doesn't agree. Also KD and Westbrook are the only ones wearing backpacks to post game interviews, pretty much a given.


Geez, Tyson Chandler, your momma could have put something better together for you.

Ok, what the hell is money swag? At this point, I am not even sure MWP knows how to use the word.

Pretty sure no one expects you to dress "swag." We just hope you can keep the mind losing Ron Artest within you and not spontaneously combust.


Zing! Complimenting their perfume after implying that Lamar is pussy whipped by his wife, that's so Ron Artest.

What an ending to a day.

Sources: @DaTrillStak5 and @MettaWorldPeace

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Stephen Jackson is the ultimate bro and the best NBA rapper.


Captain Jack recently did an interview with the breakfast club - Power 105.1, and I decided to summarize the 12 minute video for you guys, but you should really watch it, its surprising entertaining.

Notes in chronological order:

Stephen Jackson does not work out during the offseason, because he feels like he's been doing this basketball thing too long.

Stephen Jackson calls every NBA player that raps "WACK", except Kevin Durant who is less WACK, and good enough just to make it to Stack5's album.

When Allen Iverson was mentioned, Stephen Jackson said he eats his lunch.

Acknowledged Shaq was pretty good, but said that he had no swag because of his height and weight, which doesn't really make sense.

He can't vouch for Metta World Peace's music, even though they fought together in malice in the palace incident. The man lost 3 million dollars in that incident and put his career in jeopardy and MWP didn't even thank him. Also a hilarious bit, where MWP actually asked Jackson whether they were gonna get in trouble or not.

Stephen Jackson shot up a strip club to help his teammate out, bonus bro points.

Called off his relationship with his now ex-fiancee on the DAY of the wedding, because the she did not sign the prenuptial within the give time window, and thinks she would have screwed him over, if he did wed.

When Tony Parker's french rap album comes up, he instantly called it wack and terrible. Coach Pop probably hates both of their music.

This pretty much proves Stephen Jackson as one of those best teammates to have on your team and would hate to face on another.
Source: @LeighEllis