Showing posts with label Ron Artest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ron Artest. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Metta World Peace fights with Ron Artest on twitter.


As if his previous tweets weren't crazy enough, Metta goes into a whole new level with these.


Metta, Ron, I think it's time to see the psychiatrist again.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Metta World Peace learns how to control his temper from kids.


The first kid is not wrong, in a basic context, basketball in the eyes of children is essentially recess. You can't really argue with that. I mean just look at this freakin' kid, that smug face knows that he's right.


Maybe try not to kill your opponents "inadvertently." Stop swinging your arms wildly after plays and focus on basketball. Don't ever listen to Allison. 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Metta World Peace's dunk goes in and out and in again.


When Metta World Peace is left alone in transition, your will experience a full roller coaster of emotions. Ranging from the the joy in hope for an easy bucket, to the fear of seeing him trying to maintain some sort of handle on the basketball while running like a free range chicken. The worst part is in the anticipation of the basketball going through the hoop, which surprisingly, at least for a NBA player doesn't happen often (See MWP's missed layup in a crucial possession against the Spurs, or you can just YouTube other missed lay ups, because there are a lot). But that's who Metta World Peace is, he always keeps you on your toes and you will never know what surprise he has in in store for you next. 

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Metta world Peace takes parenting advice from kids.


When you first hear the idea of taking advice from children to become a better parent, it sounds like it could work. Then you realize that they barely understand how life works and don't even know what they are saying half or all of the time.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Jarrett Jack threw Dorell Wright's shoe into the 10th row during a NBA game.

The Golden State Warrior have been one of the biggest surprises of the 2012-13 season. Nobody expected them to be anywhere near where they are at right now. At least not with this roster. But they are currently 5th in the West and much of their success has come from an improved defense. Mark Jackson has instilled new defensive principles into this team and you can see Jarrett Jack using one of them here:


Who knew Jarrett Jack would close 2012 with arguably one of the greatest moment in the NBA history. This is what you would call a perfect play. First, Jack breaks the distance record of shoe thrown in an NBA game by an NBA player, and then knocks down a three on the other end to complete it. He even added an evil smug at the end to put the cherry on top. I bet that was not the way former Warrior, Dorell Wright thought he would be welcomed back in his old arena.

If you are wondering, there are other players that have thrown their opponent's shoes out of their reach and coincidentally the victims were all embarrassed in their former home.

Metta World Peace was of course involved in one these incidents. As a matter of fact, he might be the innovator of this movement. Trevor Ariza should be proud to be the first.


Dwyane Wade, who is slowly gaining a rep of being a dirty player after sending his leg directly into Ramon Sessions's reproductive organ, was part of the sneaker throwing history too.


The NBA is the best.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Metta World Peace Received Therapy from Children.


You can just put earthworms into a container filled with dirt and dig them up. It will be weird, but at least no one will get elbows to their head.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Amir Johnson shaved a Raptor Claw in to the back of his head.

Via: @IamAmirJohnson
Amir Johnson is certainly not the first one to shave his team's logo in to his head. While the Raptor Claw looks pretty good with the red, the actual original Raptor logo would have been even cooler. Matches your tattoos too. Other players have done this as well, none more famous for it than Metta World Peace, a psycho formerly known as Ron Artest.


He only needs a Chicago Bull and whatever the hell a Pacer is, to complete the collection of the teams he played for.

Tony Allen had a Grizzly done, but it looked more cute than intimidating. A grown man should not have glitter on the back of his head and especially not for Bear eyes.

Via: Curtis Givens
Fans are not to be outdone either, here is a picture of dudes with NBA dudes in their hair. The kid with the Matt Bonner even got suspended from school for it. His asshole of a Principal forced him to remove before he was allowed to attend school again.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Metta World Peace doesn't care for your Stanley Cup superstition.

As a Canadian, it is obligatory to love Hockey more than anything in the world. We live in this culture where Hockey is the only sport that everyone has to watch, and if you are anything less than a fan, you will get a shit storm of criticism. The worst part of it is that during the Hockey season, nobody and I mean absolutely nobody, talks about anything else. Switch on Sportscenter on TSN (Canadian ESPN), where you are suppose to get 90 minutes of coverage on all active sports, but nope, you get more like a 60 minute hockey show show with highlights from other sports.

I am a victim of this society, as a "rare" hockey watcher, I struggle to find other conversation topics with strangers and often than not, get looks of disappointment. You know the one that you get when you are in trouble with your parents, Yea, that one. With that very cool story told, I do know that there is one superstition in hockey that nobody ever dares to disprove and today Metta World Peace just showed a disregard for all of the hopes Laker fans have for their team.


For those who still don't get it, you are probably American, but that is okay, I love you too. It is an unwritten rule made by hockey players to never touch the Cup unless you have earned it. So that's about it for this Lakers's season, just like that almond, MWP just crushed it all up and swallowed it. At least we know who to blame now if another banner doesn't hang in the rafters of the Staples Center by end of June.

FYI, our beloved Steve Nash didn't even look at the cup, he knows he don't got no time left in his career to be messing with some ancient sport superstition.

Source: SB Nation

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Metta World Peace apologizes for having No Swag and ranks other NBA players in "fashion swag."

MWP decided to go off on twitter on Thursday night, and I felt like I had to share this gold mine with you guys.


Spell check please.
Ok, sure. You narcissist.
Bold statement, but Stephen Jackson doesn't agree. Also KD and Westbrook are the only ones wearing backpacks to post game interviews, pretty much a given.


Geez, Tyson Chandler, your momma could have put something better together for you.

Ok, what the hell is money swag? At this point, I am not even sure MWP knows how to use the word.

Pretty sure no one expects you to dress "swag." We just hope you can keep the mind losing Ron Artest within you and not spontaneously combust.


Zing! Complimenting their perfume after implying that Lamar is pussy whipped by his wife, that's so Ron Artest.

What an ending to a day.

Sources: @DaTrillStak5 and @MettaWorldPeace

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Stephen Jackson is the ultimate bro and the best NBA rapper.


Captain Jack recently did an interview with the breakfast club - Power 105.1, and I decided to summarize the 12 minute video for you guys, but you should really watch it, its surprising entertaining.

Notes in chronological order:

Stephen Jackson does not work out during the offseason, because he feels like he's been doing this basketball thing too long.

Stephen Jackson calls every NBA player that raps "WACK", except Kevin Durant who is less WACK, and good enough just to make it to Stack5's album.

When Allen Iverson was mentioned, Stephen Jackson said he eats his lunch.

Acknowledged Shaq was pretty good, but said that he had no swag because of his height and weight, which doesn't really make sense.

He can't vouch for Metta World Peace's music, even though they fought together in malice in the palace incident. The man lost 3 million dollars in that incident and put his career in jeopardy and MWP didn't even thank him. Also a hilarious bit, where MWP actually asked Jackson whether they were gonna get in trouble or not.

Stephen Jackson shot up a strip club to help his teammate out, bonus bro points.

Called off his relationship with his now ex-fiancee on the DAY of the wedding, because the she did not sign the prenuptial within the give time window, and thinks she would have screwed him over, if he did wed.

When Tony Parker's french rap album comes up, he instantly called it wack and terrible. Coach Pop probably hates both of their music.

This pretty much proves Stephen Jackson as one of those best teammates to have on your team and would hate to face on another.
Source: @LeighEllis