This is the season of the NBA referees, you guys. I am telling you, in the history of NBA, there has not been so many referee related incidents. Earlier this season we had an official caught secretly working for the Miami Heat, then another one blocking free throw shots, one stalling games on national TV and one that danced Gangnam Style with a mascot. Finally, we have an innocent official getting a surprise from Caron Butler. I hope David Stern calls Derek Richardson (victim) tomorrow and give him a flop warning for that, because flinches resulting from actual hits can't put you on the floor. That is unless Caron Butler possesses an advanced, state of the art, biologically engineered arm that can send a man through the crust of the Earth and deep into the mantle. But that's probably impossible, so the only reasonable explanation is that, there must be something in the water of the LA Clippers facility that makes everyone exaggerate their body movements. In that case, I would like advise against Blake Griffin from drinking that water, he is way too hopped up on that stuff.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Caron Butler spikes Serge Ibaka's shot into the face of a NBA official.
This is the season of the NBA referees, you guys. I am telling you, in the history of NBA, there has not been so many referee related incidents. Earlier this season we had an official caught secretly working for the Miami Heat, then another one blocking free throw shots, one stalling games on national TV and one that danced Gangnam Style with a mascot. Finally, we have an innocent official getting a surprise from Caron Butler. I hope David Stern calls Derek Richardson (victim) tomorrow and give him a flop warning for that, because flinches resulting from actual hits can't put you on the floor. That is unless Caron Butler possesses an advanced, state of the art, biologically engineered arm that can send a man through the crust of the Earth and deep into the mantle. But that's probably impossible, so the only reasonable explanation is that, there must be something in the water of the LA Clippers facility that makes everyone exaggerate their body movements. In that case, I would like advise against Blake Griffin from drinking that water, he is way too hopped up on that stuff.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Don't talk to LeBron James like a kid.
Taking out your frustrations by starting a pointless fight with referees doesn't help your case, LeBron. I hope that you didn't take it too personal and call up David Stern to get that official fired for talking back.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
A NBA Referee tried to block Kris Humphries's free throw attempt.
This is the funniest thing to ever happen in recent NBA memory. I didn't catch this game, so I am not sure why he did it, looked like a late Toronto substitution. Anyway, I hope this inspire a new way to call games, instead of using the whistle, referees should be allowed to get in the game, and force a stop. It won't be effective, but would be hilarious.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
NBA Officials secretly works for the Miami Heat.
Okay that is probably not true, but the ref can blame those damn natural body reflexes for giving Mario Chalmers an assist, LeBron James a lay up and receiving two Atlanta Hawks frowns.
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