Carmelo Anthony destroys a bunch of 8 years olds.

NBA players playing basketball against kids is always entertaining. But in Melo's case, his recent success maybe because he is using the ol' picturing your opponent in/as something else technique and this commercial has more meaning than intended. All I took from it was that Melo never passed to any of his teammates.

NBA Officials secretly works for the Miami Heat.

Okay that is probably not true, but the ref can blame those damn natural body reflexes for giving Mario Chalmers an assist, LeBron James a lay up and receiving two Atlanta Hawks frowns.

Rajon Rondo left for Mexico during his 2 game suspension.

Via: @djleonsmith

Normally, when NBA suspends you for two games without pay for scratching a used up Kardashian G.I Joe action figure, you are suppose to take your time and re-think your actions. But the ordinary does not apply to Rajon "F*** Your rules" Rondo.

 Why would he have missed his teammates? Don't they live in the same city? Oh, wait.

Probably happened, because Rondo seems like those socially inept guys that you can never tell if he is actually making a joke or being dead serious. Not to mention you can do a lot with 6 days in Mexico. Hopefully, he didn't get a case of the bubble guts and adjusts himself back to the cold weather in Boston before taking on the Minnesota Timberwolves.