Another photo of Andrew Bynum's crazy hair.

Mad scientist, yo. Via: Reddit

Cleveland, I know you are not the greatest at making the best of a highly favorable situation, but take this opportunity, and make an official Andrew Bynum troll doll, now. And when they sell out (which they will, make sure you release limited edition hairstyles), then you can go back to making bobble-heads but instead of just putting springs in the head, you place them in the knees too, for realism of course, and totally not as a sick joke that I am probably over-doing.

Andrew Bynum and his knees went flamenco dancing in Spain.

Any knee that can do the stanky leg, six weeks after surgery, looks good enough to play basketball to me. You are the worst, Andrew Bynum (not your hair though, we are cool). You just stole $16 millions dollars from the 76ers without playing a single game and now you are vacationing in Spain? HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? I can't believe someone would actually offer you a max contract after the whole Philly experiment, of course the contract will not be guaranteed, but still.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Andrew Bynum Home Fitness DVD.

SO, THIS IS A THING. Via: @jaimemaggio

Hahaha, there are so many things wrong with this photo, that I don't even know where to start. Man, at this point, he is better off with a hair tutorial, because what he has growing on his head right now is amazing.

Andrew Bynum and his hair has gone insane.

Via: @JordanRaanan

At first glance, I thought this was just someone trolling the internet with an impressive photo shop of Andrew Bynum's two crazy hair styles. But in a second photo..HOLY CRAP IT'S REAL. OH MY LORD. WHAT?

Via: @tmoorepburbs

LOOK AT THAT SHADOW. I don't even care if he doesn't plays anymore, the Philadelphia 76ers' investment was totally worth it. If only the NBA gives you draft picks for winning the internet. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. Don't ever stop Andrew, please don't.

Andrew Bynum's $60,000 treadmill keeps breaking down.

Via: CSN Philly

After being out for the entire summer and the last 3 months of the season, Andrew Bynum is finally on track to return by the All Star Break. To speed things up, the Philadelphia 76ers bought their $16 million dollar investment, a $60,000 dollar treadmill that can reduce the stress on his knees, while improving his movement.

From Bob Cooney of Philly.com:

... the organization (76ers) invested in a state-of-the-art anti-gravity treadmill that will alleviate up to 80 percent of the person’s body weight. The estimated cost of that piece of equipment has been guessed to be close to $60,000. Now as Bynum is working towards a return that he predicts could come around the All-Star break (mid-February), the new machine is breaking down.

“It’s going pretty good. I shot around at shootaround (Monday morning) with the guys so I’m getting a bit better on the court. If the treadmill would stop breaking down I would be able to do a little bit more, but I’m going well. It’s like every 3 days or so it needs service, so I don’t know. I’ve been involved a little bit in practice just shooting around with the guys and stuff like that. My knees feel good and I’m not feeling any pain so this is all good and I just want to keep it going.” 

As great as an anti-gravity treadmill sounds, maybe the stress of carrying Bynum is a lot heavier than it looks. Andrew Bynum is listed at 285 pounds, but if you add the weight he has probably gained over the summer and another 20 pounds from his hair (which by the way is incredibly versatile), the machine might need some help. He needs to come back soon, because the 76ers are not doing too well. They are sitting a 9th spot in the East with a 17-24 record and is second last in the Atlantic Division.

The 10 Best NBA Bloopers of 2012.

Of course, Javale McGee is first.

Happy New Year. guys. I wish you a good 2013.

Andrew Bynum braided his Fro' and it looks super weird.

Via: @spencerhawes00

I don't know about you guys but I live for these Andrew Bynum hair updates. It is the only reason to watch any Sixers because the team is not playing most beautiful basketball. They are winning games that they aren't suppose to and losing games that they are suppose to win. I really hope he keeps changing up his style, and if that means he will sit out for the season, I would be very okay with that. There are just so many different ways to wear his hair and, I can't wait to see them all.

More photos after the jump. I got every single view.

Via: @EyeOnBasketball and @SickNievers

Via: @spikeeskin (instagram) Even, his braids look messy.

He could go Latrell Sprewell, which would be he most unrelated heart warming tribute. Just remember to pay your taxes.

Things Kobe Bryant might have said to Andrew Bynum at the Sixers game.

Via: @JonesOnTheNBA

The following exclusive transcription of the original conversation is likely fictional or totally real.

Kobe Bryant: "I am only doing this because the camera is on us and not because I actually care for you."

Andrew Bynum: "Nice to see you too, Jerk face.

Kobe Bryant: "Since we have to look like we are having a legitimate conversation, how is your knee?"

Andrew Bynum: "I can't run yet."

Kobe Bryant: "So I was right about calling you being nothing after the Dwight Howard trade."

Andrew Bynum: "Look asshole, you traded no.1 for no.2. Dwight is not winning you any games and my team has a better record than yours even though I am probably never going to play for them."

Kobe Bryant: "More like no.1 worst injury for no.2 worst injury.

Andrew Bynum: "You are never short of those trademarked smart ass answers are you?"

Pau Gasol: "Chill out, guys"

Kobe Bryant: "Shut up, Pau. You don't have a place in this conversation."

Pau Gasol: *whimpers* "I hate you!"

Kobe Bryant: "Why did you say?" *Kobe Death Stares*

Andrew Bynum: "Man, screw this. The camera got enough footage. I am leaving."

Kobe Bryant: "One more thing, what the hell are you doing with that hair? You a trend setter now?"

Andrew Bynum: "YOLO" *Walks away*
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Excerpts from real quotes from ESPN and Sulia.

Dwight Howard "Save the Centers" PSA, will teach you how to play point.

Those are great ideas, Dwight. But how come none of the point guard training comes with free throw practice? Welp, at least I know one guy that would sign up, Andrew Bynum can't wait to take all the threes he wants.

Andrew Bynum's hair was inspired by A Pimp named Slick Back.

I knew it. The way he dressed, the manner he took on, and the crazy hair, I knew it was inspired by a fictional pimp in the Boondocks. Heck, I even called it a few weeks ago. And by my calculations, everything is just about to come together, soon he will make everyone address him by his full name and if his NBA career falls short, he can make a living by teaching men how to mistreat women. (This a Boondocks joke, it is okay to not get it because I watch the show and still don't understand it at times.)

Why flatten it like Dora the Explorer that one time?
“It wasn’t Dora, man. It was ‘Pimp Named Slickback’ (a character from The Boondocks cartoon). No, I flattened it because it gets boring picking it out all the time.”

 A Pimp named Broke Knees should be offended by the Dora comparison. No, Dora should be offended, how dare the reporter diss her hair like that. Have you ever seen her hair in a mess? That thing stays the same no matter what she does. 

How much higher can the afro grow?
“Oh man, I want it to go forever, man. There’s going to come and point in time where it’s not going to be growing, so I might as well enjoy it while I have it.”

On behalf of the NBA online community, thank you for blessing us with that glorious hair of yours. Our blogs were never the same since it came into our lives, please grow dreads.

Source: Sixers Dish

Tracking the growth of Andrew Bynum's hair.

Via @BeyondtheBuzzer

1. Pre-Dwight Howard trade. Happy and so innocent.

2. Post Trade depression. "I will just grow it a little, need a new look as the main man."

3. Stress. "I can't play until January, might as well hit the bong."

4. So the Lakers got Steve Nash and Dwight Howard. And all I have is Spencer Hawes with his stupid mullet, trying to convince me to remake a 60's white cop, black cop detective movie.

5. Denial. "So I am actually playing for the 76ers now, and the Lakers just got Mike D'Antoni. Are you kidding me? I could have been able to jack up ALL OF THE THREES."

6. Watched a little bit of too much Boondocks, felt like he and Huey had the same amount of maturity, so he tried to look the part.

7. My name is a Pimp named Slick Back. You say the whole thing, like "A Tribed Called Quest."

8. Trolling. "Twitter must be loving this right now."

BEST HAIR EVER. (Via @jose3030)

Dwight Howard is Andrew Bynum 2.0?

The worst have come for you Laker fans, Dwight Howard taking 3's bringing back flashes of Bynum's attempt that got him benched for an entire game.

And because you want to know, Dwight has attempted 21 three pointers in the last 3 season and made none of them, while Bynum is 1 for 6.

Source: PBT, Bynum Stats, Dwight Stats

Andrew Bynum Don't Care.

When the Sixers pulled a move to get themselves Andrew Bynum, they knew they were going to get a 2 time NBA champion and allstar player. Whether this works out for them, is questionable, as Bynum's commitment to the game have been very inconsistent.
But, nothing says more about the ex-lakers center then this picture right here, that hairdo simply just shows how little Bynum cares.


Plus, a bonus prize for Laker fans, your welcome.

On a a little more serious note, Andrew Bynum just got the Kobe treatment done to his own knees, he has to now sit out for 3 weeks. Probably should have done it earlier, my friend.

Sources: NBA, Beyond the Buzzer (pictures)