Showing posts with label Cartoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cartoon. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Atlanta Hawks GM, Danny Ferry was fined $15,000 for snitching on Rajon Rondo.

Rocky Widner/Getty Images - Rajon Rondo really hates referees in Atlanta.
"Snitches get stitches." We all know how that saying goes, growing up you were sworn to a million unwritten rules and one of them were to never tell on your friends. If Jack broke the teacher's vase, you act like you don't know anything, even if it means the whole class get detention. But there were always one person who spills the truth to save themselves. In this case, Danny Ferry was that dude. He was fined $15,000 by the NBA for "inappropriate interaction" with the NBA officials. According to a person familiar with the situation, the Atlanta Hawks GM handed the referees a DVD, although it' contents are unclear it probably included a video of Rondo bumping the referee during the game on Saturday. Now, the funny thing was that Rondo got suspended for a game for his actions anyway, and because Danny boy decided to stick his nose in the none of your business jar, he lost a couple bucks.

If you still don't understand the concept of snitching, perhaps my friend, Huey Freeman can explain it better. The following is a clip from the Boondocks, so naturally it has NSFW language.


Via: Peach Tree Hoops

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Andrew Bynum's hair was inspired by A Pimp named Slick Back.


I knew it. The way he dressed, the manner he took on, and the crazy hair, I knew it was inspired by a fictional pimp in the Boondocks. Heck, I even called it a few weeks ago. And by my calculations, everything is just about to come together, soon he will make everyone address him by his full name and if his NBA career falls short, he can make a living by teaching men how to mistreat women. (This a Boondocks joke, it is okay to not get it because I watch the show and still don't understand it at times.)
Why flatten it like Dora the Explorer that one time?
“It wasn’t Dora, man. It was ‘Pimp Named Slickback’ (a character from The Boondocks cartoon). No, I flattened it because it gets boring picking it out all the time.”
 A Pimp named Broke Knees should be offended by the Dora comparison. No, Dora should be offended, how dare the reporter diss her hair like that. Have you ever seen her hair in a mess? That thing stays the same no matter what she does. 
How much higher can the afro grow?
“Oh man, I want it to go forever, man. There’s going to come and point in time where it’s not going to be growing, so I might as well enjoy it while I have it.”
On behalf of the NBA online community, thank you for blessing us with that glorious hair of yours. Our blogs were never the same since it came into our lives, please grow dreads.

Source: Sixers Dish

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Kevin Garnett didn't get a single rebound against the 76ers, and he wasn't too happy about it.

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In the second of the weird back to back game with 76ers, Kevin Garnett had 19 points (9 of 11 from the field) and ZERO rebounds. The last time that happened was in 97', which is about 1,160 games ago. When he found out that a statistician did not give him a rebound he thought he had in the first quarter, you can probably guess that he was not too happy about it. (Skip to 1:25 for his rant).


Besides that Craig Sager moment, I never thought Kevin Garnett was one of the funny dudes in the NBA. He just seems so intense all the time, maybe he wasn't joking, maybe the statistician is in a wheel chair because he didn't give in to KG's petty demands, I don't know. He does watch a lot of Family Guy, so I can imagine the violence and gore would subliminally affect him.

Via: BYB