Random NBA .GIF of the Day: James Harden USB Beard Drive.

TAKE MY MONEY. Via: Reddit

I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE. I WANT ONE.

I WANT ONE.

Listen to James Harden's first new single, "Harden Soul"

Excuse my language, but there's no way there are a single dry pair of panties on any lady that just got their ears caressed by James Harden's sultry voice. ALL THAT BEARD, GIRL.

Stephen Curry convinces James Harden not to sing in new Foot Locker commercial.

James might not have a voice of an angel, but when you make a pun out of your own name in form of a song, I can't be mad. Especially not when he's wearing that beard.

James Harden and Kris Humphries in an alternate ending of the Foot Locker commercial.

Poor Maurice, is he ever going to get back to James Harden's entourage? A man can only take another man in a wool sweater and sweat shorts for so long. Especially if that man is Kris Humphries. It also doesn't help with your entourage identity crisis when you are decked out in Kevin Durant gear. While helping the most hated man in the NBA time travel back to a few summers ago, so he could prevent a disastrous marriage. Get your act together Maurice, there are other bros out there.

Kevin Durant stars in a New Foot Locker Commercial - "Where's KD?"

Actually Kevin Durant is not so nice. At least not in this season. Over the past 5 seasons in the NBA, he had only racked up a total of 12 technical fouls. This season? He already has 9, only 7 more for a suspension. KD was so bad, even his Grandma had to shoot him a text telling him to stop cussing on TV.

Via: Kevin Durant's Instagram Feed

#KDISNOTNICE

Chris Bosh and Ray Allen in a New Kids Foot Locker Commercial.

Of course Ray Allen is icing his knee. It's funny because he is old.

James Harden and Kris Humphries in a New Foot Locker Commercial.

It's great that Kris Humphries can still laugh at himself. Even though he made a terrible life changing decision that has made him one of the most hated men in the NBA. His 72-day marriage with a certain reality star did get him on this commercial. And since everyone will always remember him for the incident anyway (I mean you can never forget it, because Kanye just won't shut up), embracing your inner and outer douche bag is the probably right way to go about it.

Carmelo Anthony destroys a bunch of 8 years olds.

NBA players playing basketball against kids is always entertaining. But in Melo's case, his recent success maybe because he is using the ol' picturing your opponent in/as something else technique and this commercial has more meaning than intended. All I took from it was that Melo never passed to any of his teammates.