Where in the world is Nikola Pekovic? (Jingle)

OH MY GOD. THIS IS INTERNET GOLD. HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIS SOONER? I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL. I promise to be better next time.

The Tragedy Of Brandon Knight Part 4: Brandon Meets Nikola Pekovic "The Bear."

After spending much of his past couple of months in the hospital to recover from a head injury caused by the fists of Metta World Peace, surgery that put back the shatter pieces of his ankles broken by Kyrie Irving and going under therapy to rid of the nightmares that replays the night where DeAndre Jordan made him into a highly ridiculed internet meme after nearly killing him on a rather exciting dunk, you would think Brandon would finally catch a break in the final weeks of the regular season, but things just keep getting worst for the young fella.

What could you have possibly done in your past life to anger the Basketball Gods? I mean you must have done something horrible like raiding an entire village or worst, going through an express checkout with more than the limited items and proceeding to pay in all change without any shame, as everyone in line wishes death upon you. At least Brandon read up on his bear survival guide, everyone knows that when dealing with a bear, you must pretend that you are no longer living. There wasn't much he could have done anyways, it's not like you would get up after getting bulldozed by a human bear.

A Quick End of the World NBA Round Up - December 20th, 2012.

Stats Rundown

Via: @cjzero

Well, if you are reading this right now, it probably means that the World is still in one piece, and no one died a Mayan-Predicted death. Or, the end of the world follows time zones in which case, you have 11 minutes left to live (that is assuming you are reading this at 6:00 am PST). In lighter news, Kevin Love finally breaks a shooting slump. He had 28 points (9 of 20 shooting), 11 rebounds, 7 assists, 2 blocks and the win to snap Oklahoma City Thunder's winning streak.

Honorable Mention: To LeBron James's 24 points (9 of 13), 9 rebounds, 5 assists and W against the Dallas Mavericks.

Quadruple Uh-Oh: Bad Russell Westbrook was close to a quadruple double in the worst way. 30 points on 28 shots, 11 rebounds, 9 assists and 8 turnovers.

Boards: J.J. Hickson does all the dirty work, 18 rebounds, 3 blocks and 18 points in the win over the Denver nuggets.

Rookie Watch: Forget Ricky Rubio, Alexey Shved can hand out dimes too. 12 assists, 12 points and 7 rebounds against the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Top of the Backboard, Ma: Kevin Durant is so good, he doesn't even when he scores.

Touchdown: Dwyane Wade showed off his arm in front of the Heisman Trophy winner. LeBron further proves that he would legitimately dominate football too.

Trend Alert: Dunking without actually touching the rim with your hands is now the cool thing to do.

Out of Range: The Denver Nuggets set a new NBA record for most 3-point attempts without a make, against the Portland Trail Blazer, who held the previous record of 0-20. This is one of those end of the world stats. The Nuggets didn't have a single point outside the paint until Ty Lawson hit a jumper with 38 seconds left in the game. Crisis averted. Still lost to the Blazers though. (Via:@johnschuhmann)

Sager Suit: WTF, Craig. - Erik Spoelstra. (Via: @cjzero)

Colors: Take notes, Craig. (Via: @cjzero)

Rip: So this is why Shaq is such a bad "analyst," he reads bleacher report. Even Chuck knows better than that.

Minnesota Timberwolves sings Christmas Carols.

Remember when I had this great idea that the Timberwolves would somehow be a great boy band, well it turns out it might not be the greatest idea after all. Kevin Love doesn't want to sing, and those who did butchered those joyful carols.

Jokes aside, why did the only person that could speak fluent English didn't have to sing? This brutal mistreatment to the foreign players is discrimination and resulted in the most awkward caroling. Worst of all, Ricky Rubio, who I thought was the perfect boy band member, did not sound any better than Andrei Kirilenko. And here I thought I had a management opportunity in my future, thanks for ruining my dreams.

Via: TBJ

Kevin Love and the Minnesota Timberwolves seduces the ladies with the Saxophone.

Did your underwear drop yet? Or have you decided to pause the overflow of sexuality that is playing on your computer screen to read the words I type, as my mind continuous replays Nikola Pekovic's hynoptic nods. I am not too sure that this is an actual effective advertisement for charity because you would be lying to yourself if you did not zone out by the time the music stops. On the other hand, I could be totally wrong, maybe the pure saturation of testosterone in the video, combined with sounds of the saxophone facilitates coat removals.

One question still bothers me though, how and why is Ricky Rubio not in the video? A Spanish basketball player with handsome boy band looks is all the rage right now. Scratch that, the Timberwolves should totally form a boy band, they already have the right people. Did you know Kevin Love is actually the nephew of the Beach Boys? His Dad is the older brother of Mike Love and the cousin of Wilsons.

This is perfect, for purposes unknown, I am going to compare them to 'N Sync. Kevin Love would obviously be Justin Timberlake, they are just best of the group. Ricky Rubio is JC Chasez since he is the second most talented. Nikola Pekovic will take on Joey Fatone for bodily reasons. Andrei Kirilenko and Lance Bass is similar only due to the fact the latter wanted to space travel (wikipedia) and AK's face is on the moon in that video. JJ Barea is Chris Kirkpatrick because they were both on successful teams (Barea won a championship with the Mavs in 2011) and will probably never be remembered.

If you have better comparisons, please enlighten me.