NBA Christmas Carols - Cleveland Cavaliers Edition.

This one is a little late, but I promised to upload every single NBA Christmas Carol in 2012. If you treasure your hearing and would like to keep one of your most important 5 senses in proper form, please click away now. For those who are like me and love to watch professional basketball players embarrass themselves, continue on.

Let's be honest, these guys are terrible. I am just glad that one of them can play basketball, instead of haunting the streets with that voice. In terms of their ranking, I would put them in 7th place, ahead of the Lakers, but then I heard Tristan Thompson sing again, so they drop to the bottom the list.

If you still care, this is the current standing of the NBA Christmas Carols Power Rankings: 1. Dallas Mavericks, 2. Houston Rockets, 3. Brooklyn Nets, 4. Minnesota Timberwolves, 5. Denver Nuggets, 6. Golden State Warriors, 7. Los Angeles Lakers, 8. Cleveland Cavaliers.

NBA Christmas Carols - Brooklyn Nets Edition.

The Brooklyn Nets really like to stick with the hip-hop vibe that Jay Z sort of created for them. Which makes a lot of sense, because the Nets are basically using Jay Z to suddenly become cool. The black and white jerseys, herringbone court, arena music selection are all credited to the HOVA. His "influence" has spread so deep that they even remixed 12 days of Christmas, only to do another terrible cover.

The trio of Jerry Stackhouse, Kris Humphries and Brook Lopez do have the voices to be Bass singers though. Boyz II Men still needs a Michael McCary. Maybe Jay Z can hook one of them up. Jerry would be my choice out of the three. For starters, he is closer in age and is actually good. USA National Anthem good. 

As for the carol, it was creative enough to take third place in my NBA Christmas Carol Power Rankings. Here is the list in order: 1. Dallas Mavericks, 2. Houston Rockets, 3. Brooklyn Nets, 4. Minnesota Timberwolves, 5. Denver Nuggets, 6. Golden State Warriors, 7. Los Angeles Lakers.

NBA Christmas Carols - Golden State Warriors Edition.

Just a suggestion, maybe switch Klay Thompson's reindeer antlers for Festus Ezeli's Santa Hat. There is an obvious head size difference with Klay's being abnormally small. It is great that they allowed a 13 year old to sing along too, wait that's Stephen Curry. My bad, at least I know my lyrics to Jingle Bells.

This is a sub-par submission to my NBA Christmas Carol Power Rankings, so it will fall right in front of the Lakers and behind the Mavericks, Rockets, Timberwolves and Nuggets.

There is only 5 days left, the rest of the NBA better put in more effort into this.

NBA Christmas Carols - Denver Nuggets Edition.

It is a good thing these guys can play basketball. Because I haven't heard anyone sing so off key, since some drunk dude took the mic in a bar on karaoke night. Seriously, if you are going buy this "Holiday Jam" for someone, don't expect any good reactions. No one, not even your mother will pretend to like your gift. There is one thing I can take away from this video, Julyan Stone is awesome, from the way his name is spelt to his old school dance moves.

Just because of Julyan Stone, the Nuggets get a place ahead of the Lakers in my NBA Christmas Carol Power Rankings. While the Dallas Mavericks, Houston Rockets, and Minnesota Timberwolves stay in front.

More NBA Christmas Carols - Dallas Mavericks Edition.

We already know Dirk Nowitzki is one of NBA's best karaoke singers, so it is no surprise that he sang better than all of his teammates. But Coach Rick Carlisle trumps them all, who knew he had a goofy side, I mean just go Google his name. Every single photo involved him looking frustrated or animated over a call. It is great he is finally embracing the Jim Carrey that is in him, or more appropriately on him.

If you are keeping count, Dallas moves up to the top spot of my Christmas carol power rankings, taking over the poor effort by the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Minnesota Timberwolves sings Christmas Carols.

Remember when I had this great idea that the Timberwolves would somehow be a great boy band, well it turns out it might not be the greatest idea after all. Kevin Love doesn't want to sing, and those who did butchered those joyful carols.

Jokes aside, why did the only person that could speak fluent English didn't have to sing? This brutal mistreatment to the foreign players is discrimination and resulted in the most awkward caroling. Worst of all, Ricky Rubio, who I thought was the perfect boy band member, did not sound any better than Andrei Kirilenko. And here I thought I had a management opportunity in my future, thanks for ruining my dreams.

Via: TBJ