Nerlens Noel got a new car.

Plenty of leg room. Via: @NerlensNoel3

If Shaq can fit into a Buick, Nerlens Noel should have no problems fitting into a smart car. I mean Nerlens is only a little over half the maximum weight capacity of the car and is approximately 2 feet taller than it, no biggie.

The New Orleans Pelicans unveil their first new uniforms.

These are actually kind of bland. With a new name like the Pelicans, I expected the jerseys to be a little bit more weird, or at least flashier. Really going to miss those old creole blue Hornets road uniforms. But the Pelicans still have a chance to redeem themselves in the unveiling of their mascot. Please do it justice. (And by justice, I mean, giving it a compartment to engulf cheerleaders whole.) More photos after the jump.

Tyreke Evans crosses up the Mayor of Seattle at Jamal Crawford's Pro-Am game.

Not many can recover after getting Shammgod'd at half-speed, so shout-out to the 53 year old Seattle Mayor for the sweet no-look pass.

Harrison Barnes yams one over Ryan Anderson at the USAB Showcase.

TAKE COVER, RYAN ANDERSON. YOU CAN NOT CATCH THE BLACK FALCON IN MID-FLIGHT.

The new New Orleans Pelicans home court.

Uniforms next, please. Via: Pelicans

If you don't already know, I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS.

Ryan Anderson gets attacked by Darth Vader.

Okay, Ryan Anderson got attacked by Darth Vader in bed, totally normal, happens to everybody. But why is there brown stuff on his face?