Ryan Anderson gets attacked by Darth Vader.

Okay, Ryan Anderson got attacked by Darth Vader in bed, totally normal, happens to everybody. But why is there brown stuff on his face?

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Carlos Boozer is a Jedi.

Via: @cjzero

Have you ever wondered why 6'9", 266 pound, muscle bound Carlos Boozer always settles for a 10 foot turnaround jumper instead of using his giant frame to get inside the paint, despite of the mismatch? Well, that's because he is actually a Jedi warrior and when you are a Jedi, you have this ability called "the force," which allows you to move objects with your mind. While this explains the height of his jump shot and that ridiculous high arc of his, it does not get into why he is one of the most frustrating players to watch in the NBA. You see, Boozer might be one of the rare owners of the force, but he is not at all close to harnessing his powers. So on those nights where he completely loses control, let's just say he is responsible for more than just his own hair loss. Now if only he can get on Kobe's level, then maybe things will get a little better, or not. 

Random NBA GIF of the Day: Kobe is a Jedi.

Ever wondered why Kobe can always make the toughest shots go in, well I think I have our answer.

Watch as Kobe-wan Kenobi uses the power of the force to place a bottle of Gatorade perfectly into the palm of his hand.

This explains EVERYTHING.

Via: SB Nation

Andre Drummond and the Pistons' Mascot Gets into a Lightsaber Fight in the new Star Wars movie.

George Lucas is at at it again, making more changes to to his classic Star Wars film franchise. He has dedicated his latest work to his beloved Detroit Pistons basketball team. Here's a sneak peak at the newly revised movie. Warning: Contains spoilers. R2-D2 dies and so does Yoda.

Looks like in this sequel, Andre Drummond will be playing General Grievous (because their body matches up perfectly), who has apparently joined with the Jedi forces, while Hooper will continue his Galactic conquest as Darth Vader.

Hey George, if you need any movie posters, I got you.