Carlos Boozer gets photo bombed by a dolphin.

Why is there a bed on the outside of the boat? Looks Unsafe. Via: Carlos Boozer Instagram

Almost as good as the whispering digital Duncan. Almost.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: He is Carlos Boozer, HEAR HIM ROAR.

Via: SB Nation

Here is your mandatory primal Carlos Boozer yell .GIF, your welcome. To his kids, I am sorry. He is just going to be one of those dads that gets way too caught up at your athletic events and will at some point be banned from all of your future basketball games for yelling "AND-1" on every single play. To family members sitting next to him, I apologize in advance for any damages to your hearing. You have been warned.

Reggie Evan's ridiculous flop against Carlos Boozer.

THE WORST. Via: @cjzero

This is almost criminal. Carlos Boozer is shocked to say the least. SHOCKED.

Via: @cjzero

This didn't actually happen after that play, but you should never question an obligatory Carlos Boozer Face .GIF, because this is a gift.

Reggie Evans refuses to go around the Chicago Bulls huddle.

Reggie Evans is many things, he is a NBA irritant, he has bricks for hands and a giant head, he looks like an actual ogre, and is pretty good at this rebounding thing. But there is one thing he is not, he will never be the guy that will take 2 extra steps to go around an opponent's huddle. He instead, would much rather squeeze through a bunch of sweaty dudes to get to the free throw line, because well, he is Reggie Evans and Reggie Evans likes to get on your nerves.

Carlos Boozer celebrates his "and one" with a near punch to the referee's groin.

As some of you might know, Carlos Boozer celebrates rather emphatically after "and ones" and this time was no exception, as he nearly connects with Danny Crawford's private region, which, if connected, would have resulted in the most painful player-official incident, since Paul Pierce's accidental punch to Eddie F. Rush's face during the 2010 NBA Finals.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Carlos Boozer is a Jedi.

Via: @cjzero

Have you ever wondered why 6'9", 266 pound, muscle bound Carlos Boozer always settles for a 10 foot turnaround jumper instead of using his giant frame to get inside the paint, despite of the mismatch? Well, that's because he is actually a Jedi warrior and when you are a Jedi, you have this ability called "the force," which allows you to move objects with your mind. While this explains the height of his jump shot and that ridiculous high arc of his, it does not get into why he is one of the most frustrating players to watch in the NBA. You see, Boozer might be one of the rare owners of the force, but he is not at all close to harnessing his powers. So on those nights where he completely loses control, let's just say he is responsible for more than just his own hair loss. Now if only he can get on Kobe's level, then maybe things will get a little better, or not. 

Nate Robinson makes fun of Carlos Boozer's spray on hair.

Remember the 2011-2012 Chicago Bulls? There was a bench mob, a championship potential, they were so close, then the whole fucking world collapsed. Thanks to the sick joke the basketball gods played in the first round of the playoffs. What is even worst is that it turned into a commercial that to sell shoes his knee fucking snapped in. Okay, let's calm down a little bit, there were still great moments in that season and nothing tops Carlos Boozer's spray on hair.

Almost a year later, it is still funny and Nate Robinson just made it better. Somebody at Athletico made a Carlos Boozer figure with the signature spray on hair, because they knew no one would buy a normal one. The figure is near perfection, from the position of the shine to the sharpie dark paint on his head. All it needs is the Boozer face expression, then it will be perfect.

Update: Nate Robinson was the one who colored in his hair, makes this even better.

Via: @cjzero

Notes: Milwaukee Bucks vs. Chicago Bulls [11/26/12]

Milwaukee Bucks 93 - Chicago Bulls 92

The Good:

Bucks: The Milwaukee bench combined for a total of 56 points. Despite the early season disappointment, Ersan Ilyasova led the second unit with 18 points. The group was completely unstoppable in the fourth quarter, they outscored the Chicago starters 30 to 12 for the comeback victory. On the other end, they contested every single shot, the Bulls even helped them by turning the ball over and giving them countless second chance opportunities.

Bulls: Richard Hamilton scored a season high 30 points and abused Monta Ellis with his size. Defensively, Chicago was great in the first 3 quarters, but the ambush from the Milwaukee bench took it apart.

The Bad:

Bucks: The starting back court of Monta Ellis and Brandon Jennings could not hit a shot, they were smuggled by the Bulls defense, denied of any opportunity for easy buckets. The half court execution was terrible through out the game, transition and second chance points kept this team in it. Scott Skiles did not put in any effort to make defensive adjustments on Richard Hamiltion. He kept Monta on him and refused to offer any help, luckily his bench bailed him out.

Bulls: They blew a 27 point lead. Tom Thibodeau probably tore up his larynx and destroyed the entire Bulls team emotionally. The team basically chilled out and allowed the Bucks to take control. The defense collapsed, the offense dried up like water in the Sahara and the energy disappeared. Chiacgo was down 1 with 10 seconds to go, Beno Udrih just missed two free throws for the 3 point lead and guess what? Milwaukee got the ball back. No matter, because Mike Dunleavy threw it away in the next 3 seconds, but the Bulls come out of the timeout with a pathetic play, a contested 15 footer from Rip that bounced off to the left.

Game Over.

R.I.P. to the Bench Mob.


Oh, and I will do the New York Knicks and Brooklyn Nets game later, because Canada decidedly to not show this game on tv and league pass blacked it out. The best thing was that the Canada actually aired curling from last year instead, and here I thought the absence of hockey would mean more NBA. Jokes on me.