Jalen Rose and the Fab 5 were caught ditching a cab in Europe.

So according to Jalen Rose, the moral of the story is, as long as you "don't call the crib from the spot," it is completely okay to commit a crime in a foreign country. Cool.

Andre Drummond and the Pistons' Mascot Gets into a Lightsaber Fight in the new Star Wars movie.

George Lucas is at at it again, making more changes to to his classic Star Wars film franchise. He has dedicated his latest work to his beloved Detroit Pistons basketball team. Here's a sneak peak at the newly revised movie. Warning: Contains spoilers. R2-D2 dies and so does Yoda.

Looks like in this sequel, Andre Drummond will be playing General Grievous (because their body matches up perfectly), who has apparently joined with the Jedi forces, while Hooper will continue his Galactic conquest as Darth Vader.

Hey George, if you need any movie posters, I got you.

Defeating the Detroit Pistons relieved Glen Davis's constipation.

Glen Davis of the Orlando Magic is really weird.

That was incredibly descriptive and disgusting. For those who don't know what enema is (like yours truly). According to Wikipedia, enema is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Yea, that doesn't leave a very pleasant image in your head. I wouldn't say that beating the Detroit Pistons actually turn things around for your team, mostly because they have basically lost to everybody (with the exception of the victory over the Andrew Bynum-less Philadelphia 76ers) and you are still the best player on the Magic, which isn't a very good sign.

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