Joakim Noah celebrates his game winning soccer goal in Steve Nash's charity game.

JOAKIM NOAH IS STILL THE BESTEST, and don't you ever doubt it.

Via: TBJ

Dirk Nowitzki flops in a charity All-Star soccer game in Germany.

Yo Dirk, I know your people invented the crazy illegal German knee procedure and everything, but being 7 foot and falling for no apparent reason, can't be good for your knees, bro.

Kobe Bryant battles Lionel Messi for a Child's Attention.

Sorry Kobe, Messi got you beat. Soccer tricks just look harder to pull off, plus your balloon animal making skills are weak.

May I suggest you try the Kobe System? I have heard great things.

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Shane Battier calls out Chase Budinger's crush on Alex Morgan on Twitter, results in a hilarious comeback.

Chase Budinger was just chilling and watching the 2012 London Olympics Women's Soccer Semifinal between Canada and USA. As you know, the game ended with Alex Morgan's Header that gave the American team the win, but what you didn't know was that at that same moment, Chase got butterflies in his stomach, his heart beated faster than ever and decided to proclaim his love for the striker on twitter. Hilarity ensues.

OH BURN! I mean that's COLD!!!