Andray Blatche and Reggie Evans plays a 2 on 2 game of backpack of disabilities.

THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.

Reggie Evan's ridiculous flop against Carlos Boozer.

THE WORST. Via: @cjzero

This is almost criminal. Carlos Boozer is shocked to say the least. SHOCKED.

Via: @cjzero

This didn't actually happen after that play, but you should never question an obligatory Carlos Boozer Face .GIF, because this is a gift.

Reggie Evans refuses to go around the Chicago Bulls huddle.

Reggie Evans is many things, he is a NBA irritant, he has bricks for hands and a giant head, he looks like an actual ogre, and is pretty good at this rebounding thing. But there is one thing he is not, he will never be the guy that will take 2 extra steps to go around an opponent's huddle. He instead, would much rather squeeze through a bunch of sweaty dudes to get to the free throw line, because well, he is Reggie Evans and Reggie Evans likes to get on your nerves.

Reggie Evans' face .GIF reacts to Thursday's NBA bloopers.

Instead of the regular Random NBA .GIFs thing that I usually do, I have decided, just for fun, to do a special edition of NBA .GIFs with the following Reggie Evans face reacting to, like the title says, different bloopers (in .GIF form of course) that happened on Thursday night.

Warning: Page might take longer than usual to load, please be patient, it's worth it.

Here it is. Glorious, am I right? (Via: SB Nation)

Enough words. I will let the magical moving pictures do the talking.

First up, we have Kirk Hinrich, who appeared to be trying to get a shot off before the shot clock expires, but in reality was throwing a terrible lob pass to Carlos Boozer. Which is hilarious because that will never happen. Ever. (Via: SB Nation)

Here we have Chris Kaman's legs giving up on him on a spin move. Who knew a growing a beard would cause such a massive change in gravitational pull? Good thing I don't have one, and it is totally not because I can't grow one, I just like to remain upright after a spin move. (Via: SB Nation)

Then, we have Kevin Durant passing the ball right into the face of Kendrick Perkins. I would expect a reaction, if Perkins didn't always looked like a ball had him in him the face, ...multiple times, everday. (Via: @BleacherReport)

And last but not least, Reggie Evans reacting to Reggie Evans. (Via: @cjzero)

I love .GIFs.

Brooklyn fans cheer on Reggie Evans at the free throw line.

It's funny because he can't hit his free throws and his coach kept him in the game, despite being up up 15 points or more, for the Wizards to employ the Hack-a-Reggie strategy.

Chris Bosh pulls off the Flop of the Year.

It's ironic really, seeing that Chris Bosh pulled of the one of the greatest flops in NBA History against the guy that is the most notorious in the league for drawing imaginary fouls. What comes around goes around, am I right? Seriously though, this is terrible. I can't believe the referees didn't catch that.

Reggie Evans: "Heat's Lockout Season Title Means Nothing."

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Reggie Evans is on his trolling game right now. When asked about playing the reigning champions, the Miami Heat tonight at the Barclays Center, Reggie completely dismisses their title, claiming that it means nothing in a shortened season.

From ESPN:

"It doesn't prove nothing. That was a lockout season," Evans told the New York Daily News on Wednesday when asked if beating the defending champs would prove something to the rest of the NBA.

Okay, while I cannot argue that a shortened season could have been a factor, a championship is still a championship. The road to get the title is just as difficult. What if the Clippers won last year when you were on the team, I doubt you would have taken your victory as lightly. Besides, this not what a man in your position should say. For a man that can only rebound the basketball and has bricks for hands (He literally can not put anything into the basket to save his life), you sure can talk. Too bad, no one will ever take you seriously, especially when you look like an Orc.

"Our team is defending the Miami Heat. If our team has to defend one person, LeBron isn't going to score nothing. LeBron is no different from Joe Johnson or Andray Blatche. No different," Evans told the Daily News. "People need help (on defense). Some people don't need help. Everybody has to be double-teamed, it doesn't matter who you are. You just have to stop LeBron in transition.

So according to you, the best NBA player in the world is no different than a ball hogging All Star that never got out of the second round of the playoffs and a former member of the Washington Knuckleheads. Silly Reggie, don't you remember LeBron James and the Heat beating the Nets by 30 points in November and followed it with a 13 point win in December? Or did you hit your head on something?

This is nothing against Reggie, I just want to set the record straight. I hope LeBron didn't find out about what you said, because it would not be good for your team to play against a motivated LeBron.

The Brooklyn Nets tries to speak Russian, while struggling to pinpoint Russia on the map.

Geez, guys. Did you all skip geography class in school? Granted, they are super boring, but you have got to  know where the largest country in the world is. Circling the entire Eurasia is not good enough. If I were them, I would go on that Google thing, and get to know a little about Russia. Just so when the time comes, and Mr. Mikhail Prohrov makes a joke with Russian references, I can laugh at it and avoid getting executed by one of Mikhail Prokhorov's gangster buddies. Say what you want, I just want to keep my fingers on my hand.

Deron Williams picked Reggie Evans to help him fight off a zombie apocalpyse.

In recent interview with GQ, Deron Williams answered a question we really wanted ask (not really):

GQ: Lastly, an important question we've all been wondering. If there was a zombie takeover of Brooklyn, and you had to choose one teammate—current or ex—to fight them off, who are you taking?

Oh, no question. Reggie Evans. He's tough. He's crazy. He'd have my back in any situation. You don't want someone who's going to run away and leave you when those zombies are coming at you. Reggie, he'd be there ‘til the end. I know he'd be fighting every last one with me.

  

Okay, I am not an expert in the field of zombie killing unless it came down to video games, but I can damn sure choose a better partner. Reggie Evans stand 6 foot 8, with a physically imposing body, would be an obvious choice to go against a mass horde of zombies. But, testicle grabbing is not a skill that will be of use when your brains are in danger because zombie testicles will likely fall off on their own. And neither will excessive flopping be of any effect. Zombies will attack only attack non zombies, so acting like you died by lying on the floor is not going to work.

I feel like it is my mission, nay my duty to help Deron out in this situation by going through his team (Brooklyn Nets) and picking the best possible person for the job. Jerry Stackhouse is clearly out of the question, as he is already a zombie waiting for a chance to pounce. Gerald Wallace will just give himself up early by trying to fight off a bunch of undead creatures at once. Kris Humphris might be good because he has already gone from hell and back. His marriage with Kim Kardashian will provide much needed experience. Upon further review, I have concluded that none other than Joe Johnson is the perfect candidate.

He will not only go under the radar, his possession of a zombie like personality, can easily fool his undead counterparts, lead Deron to safety and when necessary, turn on his killer instinct in the last minute to save the day. If everything else fails, screw the players, take your owner, Mikhail Prokhorov, he is a Russia gangster, has assault weapons at disposal, and last time I heard, guns can actually kill zombies.

Source: GQ

More Rookie Hazing: Reggie Evans punishes Tyshawn Taylor.

The Brooklyn Nets are on a roll with this hazing stuff, first Marshon Brooks and now Tyshawn Taylor.

Poor Tyshawn was just trying to get a workout in a under water tread mill, when Reggie couldn't find the paper on the coffee table and decides to throw the rookie's clothes in to the water.

Source: @ReggieEvans30

Deron Williams and Reggie Evans filled up Marshon Brooks's car with popcorn.

Just a guess, but I think they are just catching up on the rookie hazing that they missed out on, during the lockout season, since Marshon Brooks is a sopohmore now. And they didn't hold back either, they actually pulled off  a good one, where as last time, they just made the rookie carry a hot pink purse around. Did not need to see Reggie Evans half naked though and he better lay off the popcorn, putting on all that weight, might break a back on his flops this season. On second thought, go ahead Reggie, eat up!

Expected a lot more of an reaction, but hopefully it leads to revenge, the calm one always hit back hard.

He better tip that guy good, getting that popcorn butter grease off your car is practically impossible.

Update:

Whoa, he got PSY to clean his car.

Sources: @DeronWilliams, @Marshon2