Stephen Curry pulls off a windmill dunk.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NOOO STOP... phew. Don't scare me like that again, Steph.

Chandler Parsons and his hair takes over the Orlando Pro-Am.

THE HAIR DON'T STOP.

Amir Johnson loses a game of tug-of-war to an elephant.

Pretty sure almost tearing your entire body in a game of tug of war with an elephant is not covered by your insurance, but okay.

Jamal Crawford crossing everyone up in Summer League.

If dancing with a basketball was possible, this is what it would look like.

JaVale McGee beats kid at Pop-A-Shot, thinks he can shoot threes.

Oh JaVale, what are you we going to do with you?

Jonas Valanciunas's Kung Fu Defense.

DON'T EVER PICK UP YOUR DRIBBLE AROUND JONAS VALANCIUNAS.

Matt Bonner is a terrible CEO.

No one man should have all that power, especially not Matt Bonner. Definitely not Matt Bonner.

Dirk Nowitzki on Game Day.

Dirk is just so likable.

Roy Hibbert can barely fit into an airplane bathroom.

Tall people problems. No one pities you.

Nate Robinson takes his game to the airport.

NEXT LEVEL OFF-COURT TRAINING.

Off-Season Silliness: Stephen Curry's scare prank.

Pro-tip: Never fall asleep around a NBA player ever. Do so, and you will end up on the internet as a sacrificial lamb for the benefit of their "off-court personality."

Kobe Bryant defeats TV host in a chopsticks competition and beatboxes in China.

KOBE DON'T LOSE, SON. #DOMINATECHOPSTICKS

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Yao Ming and baby elephant.

From the people that brought you "Yao Ming the Giraffe," here is Yao Ming and a baby elephant. 

This little guy is Kinango, one of the many orphaned elephants, Yao Ming has visited in his journey through Africa to raise awareness for poaching. Via: ZooBorns

Fun Fact: According to the very little research I have done (after watching Lion King), Giraffes, African Elephants, and Ostriches are the only three land animals (counting shoulder height only, of course) taller than Yao Ming. The more you know.

LeBron James drags off-road vehicles in his workout.

THIS CAN NOT BE HUMAN.

Nick Young gets crossed up at Summer League.

I know it wasn't exactly the crossover you were expecting, and I too, had my doubts on whether this was an actually good play, but then I saw the referee do the high knees, so I pretty much convinced now.

Michael Jordan still dunking at the age of 50.

Via: @YouBigDummy

HIS ROYAL AIRNESS CAN STILL TAKE FLIGHT.

[Update: With video]

You reach, he teach. 

Grandma grinds up Dwight Howard on the dance floor.

GRANNNDMAAAAAA... You are definitely not one of the women Slim Thugga promised Dwight. GROSS.

Kevin Durant blocking little kids at summer camp.

This is why Kevin Durant is my favorite. We would be the bestest of all best friends and together, we will crush the souls (along with self-esteem) of every child by sending their shot into the abyss.

Lakers fan welcomes Chandler Parsons and his bags to L.A. with a fun taunt.

Bags just came to the Hotel. Smh LA pic.twitter.com/NZIwqnXxAS
— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) August 8, 2013

Whoever did this is so not getting a tip.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: Kobe Bryant's Secret Mamba Handshake.

Via: @YahooSports

HISSSSSSSS.