Chandler Parsons and his hair takes over the Orlando Pro-Am.

THE HAIR DON'T STOP.

Jamal Crawford crossing everyone up in Summer League.

If dancing with a basketball was possible, this is what it would look like.

Stephen Curry throws down the off-the-wall alley-oop dunk.

TAKE THAT, YOU FLIMSY ANKLES. (Please don't injure yourself again, Steph, the NBA needs you.)

Chris Paul puts on a clinic at the CP3 Elite Guard Camp.

NO MERCY.

Blake Griffin dunks everything at the Jamal Crawford Pro-Am.

"Hey Jamal, just throw it anywhere. You've seen the commercial." - Blake Griffin, probably.

Kyrie Irving shammgods defender at the Jamal Crawford Pro-Am.

FILTHY. Don't reach, young blood.

Spencer Hawes scores 58 points at Jamal Crawford's Pro-Am game.

YES. YOU READ IT RIGHT. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING DID INDEED HAPPEN. THAT IS REALLY SPENCER HAWES, AND HE DID SCORE 58 POINTS AT JAMAL CRAWFORD'S SEATTLE PRO-AM GAME. SUMMER LEAGUE DEFENSE IS REALLY THE GREATEST.

Nick Young gets crossed up at Summer League.

I know it wasn't exactly the crossover you were expecting, and I too, had my doubts on whether this was an actually good play, but then I saw the referee do the high knees, so I pretty much convinced now.

Kevin Durant blocking little kids at summer camp.

This is why Kevin Durant is my favorite. We would be the bestest of all best friends and together, we will crush the souls (along with self-esteem) of every child by sending their shot into the abyss.

Tony Allen will play lock-down defense against your kids.

Banned from all Summer League games, the Tony Allen story. (Getty Images)

Tony Allen never stops playing defense. From The Oklahoman:

He was on the basketball court, so, naturally, Tony Allen couldn't help himself.
Lathered in sweat, the Memphis Grizzlies’ defensive savant was going hard, grit and grind as he calls it, blocking 10-year-olds and posting up 12-year-olds. 

One kid, who dared attempt to cross up Allen at his own basketball camp — this the first ever in Stillwater — had his pocket picked in a drill, with a playful Allen trash-talking him immediately after the steal: “First-Team All-D, baby, First-Team All-D.” 

“I’m actually catching my breath, because one of the kids was pretty good,” Allen admitted after a spirited 3-on-3 game. “Any time I get on the hardwood, I’m competing 110 percent. I even fouled a kid today. That was a little rough, but I got to win.”

Say what you will about Tony Allen, but I am on his side. Have you blocked a kid before? The thrill of crushing a child's soul, as you reach out and block his shot, while yelling "GET OUT OF MA HOUSE" at the top of your lungs, injecting fear deep into their veins, as you watch them hesitate to come near you. It's really the best feeling in the world. Against kids, I am the greatest basketball player ever and also the worst person ever. My 12 year old cousins will tell you that.

A Jeremy Lin Off-Season Workout Montage.

It's decided. Thanks to this video, I totally going to start working out again on the first day of August. *crosses fingers*

Tyreke Evans crosses up the Mayor of Seattle at Jamal Crawford's Pro-Am game.

Not many can recover after getting Shammgod'd at half-speed, so shout-out to the 53 year old Seattle Mayor for the sweet no-look pass.

Jamal Crawford hits the game winner in his own Summer Pro-Am All-Star game.

Classic Jamal. Always winning his own Summer Pro-Am basketball games at the last second.

Nick Young says he will not let Kobe Bryant stop him from shooting.

And we are (at least, I am) not expecting anything less. The Lakers are going to be so fun next year.

Kemba Walker's fake crossover and no-look pass to Lance Stephenson.

Rumor has it that dude is still lost somewhere in that park in Brooklyn, can someone go find him please. Poor sap.

Javale McGee takes no days off, not even on vacation.

Respect. But you still got a lot of work to do. Like a lot.