The Dallas Mavericks' Superman pitch to Dwight Howard.

AHAHAHAHAHA... SERIOUSLY, THIS WAS AN ACTUAL THING MARK CUBAN AND CO. MADE TO CONVINCE DWIGHT HOWARD TO SIGN WITH THE MAVS. ALMOST GENIUS.

Steve Nash is still really embarrassed by his cowboy photo with Dirk and Mark Cuban.

HOW DID I MISS THIS? Via: SI

From Grantland:

How much do you regret the photo, from all those years ago, with you, Dirk [Nowitzki], and [Mark] Cuban — the one with the cowboy hats? 

Oh my god. I don’t really believe in regret [laughs], but it’s highly embarrassing. That was for [Sports Illustrated]. 

I hadn’t actually remembered which outlet ran that thing. 

I think it was gonna actually be the cover, but it ended up just being an article. It was right when we won our first playoff series. But, yeah, I’m just glad it wasn’t me on someone’s back. But, really, it’s all bad.

Cowboy hats, awkward tween smiles, unnatural poses, and a "Mavericks Intensity" shirt, I can see why Steve is still embarrassed.

Kings Security Guard locks Dirk Nowitzki down on Defense.

He will have none of your jukes, Dirk, none of them. If the Mavericks are smart, they should hire him as their defensive coordinator. They could really use his help, seeing that Dallas is currently 21st in the league in defensive rating. Since Sacramento might lose their team, Mark Cuban can probably snatch him up for discount.

Mark Cuban gave live updates on his kidney stone removal on Twitter.

Kirby Lee - US Presswire

Want to read about a billionaire that owns the Dallas Mavericks passing out his kidney stone? Well, neither do I but it was a lot funnier and grosser than you would think. It is too late to click away now.

The man knows how to use those hash tags. Did he actually wanted to get them trending? One would hope not. Let's all imagine him tweeting on his phone while bent over trying to pass a kidney stone and making that scrunchy "what the hell, ref" face. Oh, Mark Cuban, you are an ass.

Via: SB Nation

Drunk Mark Cuban does the Gangnam Style dance.

Have you ever wondered what a successful billionaire that owns a NBA franchise would dance like while intoxicated. Well, here is what is looks like:

 

Even when he is drunk, that trademarked smug look does not go away. I haven't seem many billionaires dance, matter of fact this is the first one, but I feel like all rich people have a go to dance moves that incorporate variations of throwing money in the air.

Source: Forbes (Picture)