Carmelo Anthony, Iman Shumpert and the New York Knicks talk hairstyles.

See Iman, no one likes your hi-top fade haircut. It was cool when it was shorter, but now, that thing is out of control. Also, Steve Novak with a flat top is probably one of funniest things imaginable, if only there were actual photographic evidence. It can't be much worse than my elementary school photo though, let's just say that a head full of gel and a righty side part isn't one of my best looks. Oh, and did I mention I had those super nerdy 90's glasses on with my Bobba Fett t-shirt, I promise I was cool back then. I had all the ladies. It's too bad that cooties existed when I was 11.

J.R. Smith's high school yearbook quote was "get chicks or die trying."

DUH. Via: Deadspin

Of course, now it is "give pipe or die trying," and there is still totally nothing wrong with that, even if he tried it with a high school senior.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: The New York Knicks Bench Fart.

Via: @netw3rk

That's one too many cupcakes, Raymond Felton.

Iman Shumpert raps with a shoe on his head.

.. And wore his Carmelo Anthony jersey backwards. The youngsters these days have one hell of a take on fashion. But I am not here to teach him how to wear his clothes properly, I just want you to know that he is the best NBA rapper. Sorry Stephen Jackson, please don't tweet me a threat.