Showing posts with label Boxing Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boxing Day. Show all posts

Thursday, December 27, 2012

NBA Boxing Day involved some hard fouls.


A few players from the NBA took Boxing Day to a literal level, using various types of boxing during games from last night. To make it right for the victims, let's play a game of "Dirty or Not." The rules are simple, watch the video and determine whether it was "Dirty or Not."

First up from the docket, we have a sad Dwight Howard taking out his frustration on Kenneth Faried.


This was definitely intentional and unnecessary. Dwight is lucky he won't get a suspension because Faried's dreads softened the blow to his head. His Laker teammate, Jordan Hill however, took a full Dwight kick to his face and his hair ccould not help him in any way.

Verdict: Not. Just a hard foul that went the wrong way.

J.R. Smith picked up his own flagrant foul after a sneaky shoulder to the airborne Goran Dragic.


Dragic did not return to the game, thanks to the contusions he received to his wrist, hip and back.

Verdict: Dirty, he purposely ran into Dragic and kept his arms to his side to look like it was unintentional.

I saved the best (in this case, worst) for last, we have Dwyane Wade splitting Ramon Sessions's groin in half.


Ramon Session was a little too chill about this, making me believe the kick wasn't as powerful as shown on the video.

Verdict: Dirty, even though it didn't cause much damage to Ramon's future child-creating endeavors, a man should never lift their leg up to another man's party area.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Blake Griffin pulls a prank on the cameraman.


Totally smooth, and unnecessary. I am sure you are not running any secret plays because one, Denver got blown out and two, your coach is Vinny Del Negro. Or there is a 3, which is probably the real reason. Blake is just bored, so he caused some mischief.

Dirk Nowitzki visits the hospital to play basketball with a new fan.


Dirk Nowitzki recently visited the Dallas Medical Center to meet kids one on one, and Will Kolassa from Chicago was one of the lucky patients. This was an incredible gesture, even though Dirk failed to make Will switch allegiances, he has done a great thing by just showing up and playing some hoops with the kid.

The Clippers and their ugly Christmas sweaters.

Via: Beyond the Buzzer
The Los Angeles Clippers got a bunch of Bill Cosby Christmas sweaters and decided to wear them to the game as a joke. Great one, guys. Matt Barnes clearly out dressed all of his teammates, he made due with a normal sweater by just sticking random Christmas theme objects on him. The others did alright, everyone deserves some love for not taking themselves too seriously during the holiday season. The Clippers are pretty cool now.

Via: cp3
CP3 Kid is so embarrassed, he is awkward for his dad.

NBA Christmas Day Bloopers in .GIFs.

AP Photo/Jason Redmond
NBA Christmas Basketball was everything, we hoped for. We got action, fights, highlights and best of all, bloopers. As great as yesterday was, it didn't start off too well. Let me just show you. (This will a take a little longer to load. Patience, young ones.)

Via: SB Nation
This basically summed up how the morning went.

Via: SB Nation
D'oh.

Via: SB Nation
Metta might have slipped on an invisible rock or selling enough contact to get a call from the league next week.

Via: SB Nation
WTF, Metta - LeBron James.

Via: SB Nation
Kevin Martin overestimated his athletic ability, taking off from beyond the free throw line for a finger roll in transition with defenders around you might not be the best idea.

Via: SB Nation
Kobe can't believe how bad Kevin Martin blew that lay up.

Via: SB Nation
Kevin Martin, why can't you make your lay up?

And of course, I saved the best for last.


Matt Barnes is a bad influence.

NBA Christmas Basketball Round Up.

Stats Rundown

In the 2012 NBA Finals rematch, LeBron James took out his rival with a near triple double. 29 points (12 of 20 shooting), 8 rebounds, 9 assists and 2 steals to flaunt in Kevin Durant's defeated face.

Honorable Mention: To James Harden's ridiculous efficiency. 7 of 13 from the field for a total 34 points (13 FTA), 5 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and the destruction of the Bulls.

Boards: Omer Asik didn't hold back against his former Chicago teammates. He went for 18 rebounds and 20 points (9 of 13) to show how much of an idiot Gar Forman was.

Rookie Watch: Jared Sullinger was huge off the bench for the Boston Celtics, scoring 17 points (6 of 7) and grabbing 7 rebounds in the win over the Brooklyn Nets.

Time Machine User: Kobe Bryant won't stop shooting, so it is only normal for him to get another 34 points on 24 shots. The Lakers are now on a 5 game winning streak and just cracked the .500 mark.

Tiny Garbage Man: Nate Robinson remains as the greatest garbage time player, he scored all of his 27 points in the second half to bring the Chicago Bulls back from a 30 point deficit to only 18. The 120 points that the Houston Rockets scored on them was the most points allowed in the Tom Thibodeau era. Which means none of the Bulls had a great Christmas.

Swag: Kobe knows how to rock fur with his jacket and turtle neck. The fur is presumably removed from an animal that the Black Mamba killed with his death stare. (Via: @jeskeets)

Scuffles: Gerald Wallace tried to wedgie Kevin Garnett, while Russell Westbrook misses his daily dose of chill pills.



Pacqiao'd: Metta World Peace gives Steve Novak one of his notorious elbows. Where is Chris Tucker when you need him? (Via: @Beast17sa)


Controversy: Foul? Kind of hard to tell, so I am sticking with the ref's decision.


Highlights

Trade Rumor: This is why you don't trade Pau Gasol, he is too smart not to find a way to be effective.


Shook: Jamal Crawford's go to move never ceases to amaze people.


Blast-Off: Blake Griffin defies every single law of physics.


Duel: LeBron James vs. Kevin Durant is the best basketball.