Showing posts with label Baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baby. Show all posts

Monday, August 5, 2013

Larry Sanders's baby son dunks on LARRY SANDERS(!).


You really can't block cuteness, but getting dunked on once is enough, twice is just asking for a loss in fatherly authority. Have some self-respect, Larry.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Chris Bosh's baby boy chillin' by the pool.

Via: @chrisbosh
Chillest baby ever... that is, until he wakes up from his long slumber and summons the demons from the underworld with a cry so piercing, your life turns into shambles in front of his very beady, evil eyes. This is totally not related to personal experience, obviously.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Baby dressed up as a mini Chris "The Birdman" Andersen.

AGAIN? Via: alxndrbalaez
As much as I would like to applaud the detail of the baby's paint-on tattoos, this is not right. Seriously, parents? I want to know what part of this is a great idea. I mean I once dressed up as Green Goblin because my parents could not afford the Spiderman costume, but this is a little extreme.

Via: BDL

Monday, November 26, 2012

Glen "Big Baby" Davis almost killed somebody.



Imagine a big chubby 6 ft 9, 289 pound pro basketball player running into you at full speed. I am no physicist, but I am sure it can kill somebody. Fortunately, the man and woman that took the dive were fine. However it has been reported that those two people are now traumatized and will never return to an Orlando Magic game again with first row seats until Glen Davis is traded. This is not necessarily a bad thing, because the Magic are not so fun to watch right now anyways. You would think the Orlando bench would have learn a thing or two from the Phoenix seat warmers, both having to house Shaq, maybe they should take more precautionary procedures. 

Something like this:




Saturday, November 17, 2012

Defeating the Detroit Pistons relieved Glen Davis's constipation.


Glen Davis of the Orlando Magic is really weird.

That was incredibly descriptive and disgusting. For those who don't know what enema is (like yours truly). According to Wikipedia, enema is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Yea, that doesn't leave a very pleasant image in your head. I wouldn't say that beating the Detroit Pistons actually turn things around for your team, mostly because they have basically lost to everybody (with the exception of the victory over the Andrew Bynum-less Philadelphia 76ers) and you are still the best player on the Magic, which isn't a very good sign.

Source: @JoshuaBRobbins