Showing posts with label Victory. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Victory. Show all posts

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Emeka Okafor caught a falling Wizards fan.


Attention: This is what happens when your favorite team that has gone under a 12 game losing streak to start the season and finally wins one at home.
“I was just so excited about the first win of the season that I leaned over too far,” said the fan, who declined to be named out of embarrassment. “I didn’t realize [Okafor] was too far away.”
“He was falling over and I saw the guy,” Okafor said of the incident. “He was smiling the whole time. Before I got there he had stopped himself. I just helped put him back into the stands.”
 “He was over [the railing] but he had a huge smile on his face. He had absolutely no awareness of the danger he was in,” Okafor said with a laugh. “That’s a first for me. I haven’t seen that before.”
Imagine if the Washington Wizards was extending a win streak instead, he would have done triple bye bye birdie off his seats and planted his head right on the stadium floor. But that was not the case, he is save and alive, and has Emerka Okafor to thank for. Too bad, he will forever be remembered as the way-too-excited guy that almost killed himself in a Wizards game.

Source: Washington Post

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Defeating the Detroit Pistons relieved Glen Davis's constipation.


Glen Davis of the Orlando Magic is really weird.

That was incredibly descriptive and disgusting. For those who don't know what enema is (like yours truly). According to Wikipedia, enema is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. Yea, that doesn't leave a very pleasant image in your head. I wouldn't say that beating the Detroit Pistons actually turn things around for your team, mostly because they have basically lost to everybody (with the exception of the victory over the Andrew Bynum-less Philadelphia 76ers) and you are still the best player on the Magic, which isn't a very good sign.

Source: @JoshuaBRobbins