Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Join Shane Battier, LeBron James and the Miami Heat for the 2nd Annual "South Beach Battioke" Charity Event.

If you are not convinced that this will be the best time of your life, there might be a serious problem with you. Well, that or you really hate the Heat. I can't imagine anything better than spending $250 (charity) for a night of NBA players singing your favorites song in the worst way possible. After all, the best karaoke happens also happens to be the worst. Too bad Josh Harrellson, the man that everyone is paying for to see just got waived by the team yesterday, I guess there won't be any jorts in sight. Oh wait, I forgot it is still in Miami, so there will be rich 50 year old dudes in those designer denim shorts.

Also I would like to note that Shane Battier is super corny, he is for sure one of those embarrassing Dads that do weird things out of love, but you will never appreciate it because it makes you never want to be seen in public with him. Good luck to his kids.

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