Mike Miller's Off-Season Zumba Workout.

Not a business expert, but choosing a NBA player that has been plagued by injuries throughout most of career to be your representative, is probably not the best way to get people to sign up for your Zumba classes. Then again, what do I know the business of dance fitness? I mean I have only messed with hip-hop abs once or twice in my life and it didn't work out too well. I did learn some hot new dance moves, which I later learned to be socially unacceptable, but that's a story for another time.

Fans toss shoes at Mike Miller at the Heat Championship Celebration.

Who throws a shoe? Via: Reddit

Socks are probably the more appropriate tribute to Mike Miller's one shoe three pointer, considering that most retailers sell shoes in pairs and Mike was wearing A LOT of socks, enough to actually compensate a missing shoe. Which is a a lot.

Mike Miller drills a three on one shoe.

Shoes? Who needs shoes when you have 30 socks on one foot and Gary Neal guarding you? Seriously, Gary.

Chris "Birdman" Andersen and Rashard Lewis videobombs Mike Miller.

Chris Bosh(strich) didn't play so he wasn't available to steal camera time from Mike Miller, but I am glad we got a fill in bird for him. Since no one has really ever identified what kind of of bird, the Birdman really resembles, I have decided to take it upon myself to do so. Based off the amount of green and tattoos he has, he is definitely a peacock. Also bonus teammate points for Rashard Lewis for plugging Mike Miller's energy drink, yes, that actually exists and the homepage of the product is the funniest thing ever.

LeBron James goes off the glass for the self alley-oop jam.

LeBron's Internal Monologue:

LBJ: Okay let me get alley-oop to.....

*Surveys situation*

LBJ: ...Mike MilleNOPE... I AM LEBRON JAMES.

*Dunks*

Scene.

Note: Great defensive effort by Monta Ellis, while everyone stood in awe, he played with his heart out there. (This is sarcasm, of course. Just needed to make sure that was picked up).

Also note: Mike Miller was overheard thanking LeBron for saving him from potential career ending knee injuries, because had him went up for the lob, every bone in his body would have shattered upon landing.

Mike Miller's putback slam on J.R. Smith.

What is up with Mike Miller lately? Why, and how is he still able to do this dunking thing? Seriously, this shouldn't be possible and for that sole reason alone, J.R. Smith should just pack it up and call it a career now. If Mike Miller dunks on you at this stage of his career, and it is at it's very end, you should just retire. There are just no excuses for something like this to happen, for shame, man.

Mike Miller finishes an actual alley-oop from Dwyane Wade.

It's funny because he is Mike Miller, and Mike Miller is an old man bothered by back problems, that is brought into Miami to specifically sink a couple of threes in limited minutes, and on his off days spends his day icing everything, while tending to his pet monkey. So yea, this catching and finishing alley oops thing doesn't happen often.

LeBron James and the Miami Heat visits the White House.

When a NBA team wins a Championship, they get invited to the White House to meet the President. While I don't know why it holds any significance, as the event is really just a press conference about something that happened 6 months ago, it is a big honor to be congratulated by the man who runs the country. I don't live in the U.S., so I don't fully understand the perception of Obama, but he seems pretty cool. Shout to South Dakota, you were only funny because Mike Miller yelled you out. Only Mike Miller can do that.

Via: Ben Golliver of SI

Join Shane Battier, LeBron James and the Miami Heat for the 2nd Annual "South Beach Battioke" Charity Event.

If you are not convinced that this will be the best time of your life, there might be a serious problem with you. Well, that or you really hate the Heat. I can't imagine anything better than spending $250 (charity) for a night of NBA players singing your favorites song in the worst way possible. After all, the best karaoke happens also happens to be the worst. Too bad Josh Harrellson, the man that everyone is paying for to see just got waived by the team yesterday, I guess there won't be any jorts in sight. Oh wait, I forgot it is still in Miami, so there will be rich 50 year old dudes in those designer denim shorts.

Also I would like to note that Shane Battier is super corny, he is for sure one of those embarrassing Dads that do weird things out of love, but you will never appreciate it because it makes you never want to be seen in public with him. Good luck to his kids.