Jason Williams fires a half-court bounce pass alley-oop in Taiwan.

WHAT? HOW DID HE? NONE OF JASON WILLIAMS'S PASSES MAKE ANY SENSE.

Kevin Durant has fart jokes, you guys.

Of course his farts are the silent, but deadly types, it's only fitting.  

It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) July 16, 2013

Silent joints, guaranteed to smell like porkchop-o-chunky "man that's mean" RT @__feezus__: @KDTrey5 which kinda fart… lmao just wondering
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) July 16, 2013

Kevin Durant is now my new favorite.