Joakim Noah and Taj Gibson did not take their ejections too well.

I am no lip reading expert, but if they said what I thought they said, then they owe quite a hefty fine to the swear jaw. Chill out, dudebros, the last thing you want is an angry mother on the other end of a phone call.

Taj Gibson yams one on Kris Humphries.

I guess you can say that Taj climbed over the Hump on that one, am I right? *Dodges tomatoes* I will show myself out.

Taj Gibson scored on his own basketball against the Wizards.

Stupid Taj Gibson, the last thing that Washington needs is more help. Oh, wait. They are still the Wizards. Does Taj get an offensive rebound for tipping in his opponent's shot into his own basket though? This is a serious question.

The Chicago Bulls' Announcers have no idea what a Hack-a-Whoever Strategy is.

I love Stacey King for all his dumb antics, but this is embarrassing. Taj Gibson obviously fouled Bimack Biyombo intentionally. I can't believe they went to replay and still got it wrong.