Showing posts with label Video Game. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Video Game. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2013

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un's North Korean Basketball Video Game.


In light of the "possible" situation in North Korea, here is Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea destroying Americans in the game of basketball, NBA Jam style. Thanks for nothing, Dennis.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Shaq fights off zombies in his new video game, "ShaqDown."

What's with the Dwight Howard body? 












In the latest installment of terrible Shaq entertainment ventures, Hiptic games brings us "Shaq-Down," a new video game that features the Diesel in a post apopcalyptic world where he fights off zombies that look more like aliens. For just $0.99, you can get the mobile game full of real lame catch phrases and an avatar that has powers that Shaq never possessed. I am not sure "JumpShot" would be the best idea for a super move, just because there are pretty strong evidence that it will likely miss the hoop and cost himself a power up or something. Haven't you done enough already? Kazaam ruined my childhood, and Shaq -Fu was the worst video game created, I would rather play 3000 hours of Pong continuously than play a minute of that garbage in a cartridge.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Dikembe Mutombo's 4 1/2 Weeks to Save the World.


Dikembe Mutombo teamed up with Old Spice in hopes to save our world from the inevitable doom foreseen by the Mayans. Don't worry, we are in good hands, the 4 time NBA Defensive player of the year and 3 time NBA Blocks leader is to the rescue. But it is pretty weird his reason to defend us is that we haven't invented self combing hair.  It is even more weird because, he doesn't have the hair to comb. On top of that weirdness, in this game you are guided by a talking genius bear named Science. I haven't got past the first level because of my incredible lack of tolerance, and finger mobility, all I know is that in that first level you are trying to stop people from dancing to Gangnam Style, a true cause that we should all stand behind.


Have Fun. Kill all of the time you have.

Here is the link: http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/