Try Tony Parker's "Le Tony Burger" from France.

I think it is safe to assume that Tony Parker never dunks because someone in the stands is always eating a Le Tony Burger, even though you can only get it in France. Or is it someone on the bench? They do have two other French players on the Spurs. It can't be Nando De Colo because he is way too skinny and only eats his own chicken. So that leaves us with Boris Diaw. For a NBA player that gets significant minutes, you would think he would be in better shape.That is unless he is eating burgers on the bench. You can't blame him, just look at how fancy those French burgers look.

Via: TBJ

Tracy McGrady did his best Metta World Peace impression, elbows opponent in CBA game.

When you are 0-7, down 22 points and just got facialed by some nobody, you can kind of understand the frustration Tracy McGrady was facing. But for the opponent to pull out the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag for the wrong reason, an elbow to the sternum was rightfully deserved. T-Mac was just teaching him how to use that taunt correctly.

Perhaps my bro, Boromir can put this in a better way.

I mean, his teammates didn't even bother to stand up for him. Maybe T-Mac is just that badass.
(No, I do not condone his behavior, I just feel for the guy. He might have been one of the greatest players, if his career wasn't crippled with injuries).