David West's 8th grade yearbook photo is better than yours.

BEEN TRILL. Via: Reddit

With a silly yearbook photo like this, you would have never thought David West would grow up to be a fearsome serial gum murderer.

Random NBA. GIF of the Day: Chris Bosh's flop on David West.

Aww, nice try. Via: SB Nation

Oh Chris Bosh, how are you going to dodge the initial hit and then flop? You are so silly. Heart you.

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: No, David West didn't touch it, guys.

He really didn't. Via: @CorkGaines

This reaction could be one of two things:

1. David West denying charges of murder.

OR

2. David West claiming to have not touched the ball on a somewhat controversial out of bounds call in a Game 4 Indiana victory of the Heat-Pacers series.

I don't know, guys. This is a tough one. I mean, David is responsible for the fall of the Templar empire. (Yes, this is an Assassin's Creed joke.)

Random NBA .GIF of the Day: The LeBron James and David West Double Flop.

This flopping thing is SPIRALING out of control, AMIRITE? Via: Deadspin

"I don't need to flop. I play an aggressive game. I don't flop. I've never been one of those guys." - An actual thing LeBron said in the Chicago Bulls series. It's okay though, he probably forgot, after all LeBron has always been a man of his word. And you, David West, you... I would say something about you, but I am too scared of the possibility that you might track me down and rip my head off (you know, because he is a real assassin), so I am just going to pretend like this never happened.

Random NBA .GIFs: David West and Roy Hibbert receives crushing blows to their groins.

Ugh. If you don't mind, can you please excuse me for a minute, while I curl up in my sheets and cringe for the victims above. WHY WON'T IT STOP REPLAYING? Maybe putting up these .gifs weren't such a great idea. STOP ALREADY. I CAN FEEL THE IMPACT. *pukes everywhere*

Via: SB Nation and @cjzero

Knicks' Kenyon Martins pulls the chair on David West.

Classic. But had David West not lose his balance like a 5 month old baby, Amare Stoudamire would have been forced to play help defense, and we all know how that would end up.

J.R. Smith's flop on David West is pretty bad.

David West is strong, but not that strong, nice try, J.R. There goes $5,000 of your party money. What? Don't give me that look, it's been a slow day, guys.

Just a video of David West murdering some gum.

Should I be scared? Because I am.

Via: @LangWhitaker

Random NBA Clip of the Day: David West is a potty mouth.

Uhhh... yea, good luck explaining that one to your kids, parents.